What If...? Screwball Had A Harley Quinn Complex

by No1MporXant

An invitation to the Chaotic Kingdom

It has been several weeks since Discord & Screwball had disappeared, all of Equestria has basically moved on since then, Ponyville had to get used to no longer having Dr. Scarabew Ballentine to help them with their mental problems, but things didn't turn out as bad as when things would get when something like a monster attack would occur.

Despite the fact that Celestia has time & time again ensured the citizens of Equestria that Discord is no longer a threat thanks to the actions of Dr. Scarabew Ballentine, who now goes under the name of Screwball & wields chaos powers like Discord, many Ponies were still very uneasy about Discord still being on the loose.

Plus many were also concerned for Dr. Ballentine, some came to believe that in some sort of a hostage situation Discord would come to spare the rest of Equestria in exchange for a single innocent pony to corrupt into his permanent personal plaything, others came to believe that Dr.Ballentine had saved Equestria by sacrificing her own sanity to tame the draconequus, only to leave herself mad as a hatter, but both the Mane 6 & Celestia knew the truth better than anyone else, Discord & Screwball both fell in love, and yet they still wonder what had happened to them for so long.

But one rather dull & uneventful Tuesday Morning, each one of the Mane 6 hears a knocking at their doors, they open the doors only to see that someone has left a present that their doorsteps, the presents are medium-sized boxes wrapped in single colored paper & tied with single colored ribbons that are coordinated with their own color-schemes, attached to the presents are tags that all read "Do Not Open Until You Are At The Ponyville Park At High Noon Today".

Curious about this, the entire Mane 6(with Spike accompanying Twilight) take their presents to the park, they are surprised to see each other when they all end up meeting at the park with the same kind of mysterious presents.

They all wait until high noon like the tags said so, and once it was noon the presents suddenly started shaking like an earthquake, then they all shot up into the air, then they all fused together, and dropped out of the sky as one big box about the size of a small car, wrapped in multicolored rainbow-style paper & tied with multicolored rainbow-style ribbon, then the box bursts open, and like a jack-in-the-box, out came Screwball dressed as a jester shouting "Surprise Surprise!".

Twilight then says in shock "Dr. Bal-uh-Screwball?".

Screwball then bounces out of the box with the entire lower half of her body in the form of a spring, and while bobbling around she says "Hoo Looks like I still got a little Spring in my Step", she then takes a deep breath, gulps it down, then her spring-like lower body returns to normal, she then says "That's better", then she rips the jester costume off.

The Mane 6 are surprised to see Screwball after all this time, they question her as to what the meaning of this is.

Screwball then says "I came to let you know, that the Amusement Park that Discord & I have been working on, is now fully operational & is open for business", she then reaches behind her back & pulls out something that looks like a large, long card, she then spreads it out like a paper fan to reveal that it's actually six card-like things, she than says "And as a way to apologize for all of the trouble Discord caused you all weeks ago, I'm here to give you all Free 'Diamond Rank, Lifetime Passes to the Chaotic Kingdom Amusement Park', (then she hands out the passes to the Mane 6 while saying)granting you all unlimited access to everything available to the public, you won't need to wait in lines, and you get limitless refills & reloads of everything we have to offer, and you all have the honor of being the first ones to try it all".

But when she notices Spike & sees that she has no Passes left over, Spike then quietly asks "How come I don't get one?".

Screwball then laughs and says "Don't be silly Silly, You've Had your Pass all along".

Spike gets confused, then Screwball turns Spike's head to the side, then she presses down on the upper most spike on Spike's head, it then slides down into his head like some kind of slot, then another one of those Diamond Rank Passes pops right out of Spike's Ear making a 'Cha-Ching' sound effect, Screwball then takes the Pass & presents it to Spike(by the way his upper most Spike on his head has slid back into it's rightful place).

Spike then says "Whoa, How did you Do That?".

Screwball replies "Anything is Possible at Chaotic Kingdom".

Applejack then asks "So where exactly do we have to go to get to this amusement park?".

Screwball giggles & replies "That's the great part, You don't Go to the Park, the Park Comes to You".

The Mane 6 + Spike are confused.

Screwball then clarifies "Just hold out your Passes, and say the magic word "Abrachaosa(A-bra-Chaos-a)".

Everyone in confussion then says "Abrachaosa?", then their Passes start glowing , then they fly into the air, then they combine together into a sphere of light, then that light forms into a large gate with a set of long doors, with a large sign above it that says "Chaotic Kingdom", and a smaller sign that says "Entrance", just by looking at the gate, it appears to lead absolutly nowhere, but then the doors open like a set of curtains, then we see that the gate actually acts as a portal or something leading to somewhere else, and inside the gate we see Discord wearing a performance suit that looks like a jumbled-up mess of various colors & patterns.

And he greets our heroes saying "Hello Ladies & Gentle-Dragon, Welcome to the Greatest Amusement Park ever to exist, Please come on in & enjoy yourselves", with a bit of concern our heroes walk through the gate, followed shortly after by Screwball prancing on her hind legs in silly manner.

Author's Note:

On a Semi-related note, has anyone ever seen This Pic:

Posted on Tumblr by This Artist - http://askhumandiscord.tumblr.com/post/33290376107 (All Credit for the pic goes to it's original creator, Not me).