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Admiral Biscuit


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This story is a sequel to The 2016 Presidential Campaign Goes to Equestria


A mishap with a marzipan portal gun leaves Sparkler stuck inside a video game with nothing but a scarf, hoping to survive until she can figure out how to get back home. Along the way, she gets some company, but maybe she's better off without him.

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What happened here?
Less then a hundred views, no comment? How could this be? Derpy Intentionally A Portal Gun is like Admiral Biscuit's magnum opus; it should've been an instant feature and hit!

Well, onto reading it then...

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Less then a hundred views, no comment? How could this be? Derpy Intentionally A Portal Gun is like Admiral Biscuit's magnum opus; it should've been an instant feature and hit!

I was kind of wondering the same thing, especially with a (so far) 100% upvote ratio. Thought that maybe it somehow didn't get published or something.

It (and site) was glitching for me for a couple of days - no upvotes visible, slow loading etc.

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That could be part of it--site was glitching when I uploaded the story, too. Or maybe I just finally went a little bit too far with the "Derpy Accidentally" series and it's time to move on. Maybe next April 1st I'll have to come up with a new idea. Derpy vs. Predator, perhaps.

It was no towel

I lovehate you as always. Amethyst is a hoopy frood, eh?

Mark is a smart man.

You must have been drunk when you wrote this.

Please drink more often.

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I lovehate you as always. Amethyst is a hoopy frood, eh?

The funny thing is that I can't take credit for that. That was all pre-readers who are smarter than I am.

Mark is a smart man.

Well . . . he was prudent to not mess with Amethyst, at least.

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You must have been drunk when you wrote this.

Strangely, no. I think I might have been sober.

Please drink more often.

:rainbowlaugh:

8077134 Well, please sober-drink more often

no desire to be hoist by her own petard. Yesssss! so fine!

haha he shouldn't have said that!

WTH where are all the comments indeed? This just slip by on accident?
Oh well.
Glad to see Amethyst finally got her breakfast!
Keep going! ;)

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haha he shouldn't have said that!

No, he shouldn't have.

Especially if he'd read the prequel and knew how little regard Amethyst Star had for human life.

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WTH where are all the comments indeed? This just slip by on accident?

I think it did, somehow. It's not my most popular franchise by any means, so maybe nobody much actually wanted to read it.

Glad to see Amethyst finally got her breakfast!

Mark should at least take some comfort in the fact that he wasn't her breakfast. :derpytongue2:

Keep going! ;)

:heart:

Get on Sparkler's level, scrub.

(So, did Mark ever respawn?)

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Get on Sparkler's level, scrub.

Moral: don't f:yay:k with an angry unicorn. Especially not one that knows about a zillion ways to kill people.

(So, did Mark ever respawn?)

No, Mark did not respawn.

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Sometimes I really wish more of my teammates wouldn't respawn.
Battlefield is a lot more fun when you remember that your deaths are actually more important to your score than your kills.

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Battlefield is a lot more fun when you remember that your deaths are actually more important to your score than your kills.

It’s probably also a lot more fun when you don’t get strangled by a unicorn’s scarf at the very end, too. Although I dunno, there might be some people who’d like that.

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Sparkler ignored his gripes as she slipped on a parachute. She was beginning to suspect that he flew as well as he drove.

:rainbowlaugh:

He'd arrived somewhat distant from the action, near the edge of the map. Obviously, the developers couldn't have made a level that went on forever , and when he thought about it, it would have been stupid if they did. What if his character re-spawned fifty miles from where his teammates were? What if he had to walk all that way?

i seem to remember reading a magazine article about a game where your character would always respawn high in the air and parachute down...

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i seem to remember reading a magazine article about a game where your character would always respawn high in the air and parachute down...

Was it this game?

Seriously, the last video game I spent any time on was Ratchet and Clank on the PS-2.

“Got it.” Mark reached back and grabbed a coil of shoelace off her back. “I'm on it—he'll never know that I was there.” He stuck his head around the corner for a moment and nodded. “His back's to us—time to Leroy Jenkins this shit.”

oh, i finally found it!

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