What If...? Screwball Had A Harley Quinn Complex

by No1MporXant

Welcome to the Chaotic Kingdom

We see that the Amusement Park exists in another dimension, where the Park itself is about the size of the State of Alaska, and is constantly growing & changing with Discord & Screwball's combined imagination, it's a mash-up of virtually every kind of Amusement/Theme Park you can possibly imagine, and some you'd never even think of, it even has some elements of Carnivals, Circuses and Entertainment Centers, and even has many sections that are specifically targeted for Babies, Little Kids, Bigger Kids, Teenagers, Young Adults, Middle-Aged Adults, Elderly Adults, and Whole Families, Discord & Screwball spared nothing to make this place the biggest & funnest for Everyone.

Once inside our heroes take a look around them, and Pinkie Pie says "Holey Moley this place is HHUUUUUUUUUUUUU(stops to take a breath of air)UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEE!".

Discord then says "Thank You, I wasn't exaggerating about this place".

Screwball then explains "You see the entire Park is built inside a Pocket Dimension that exists Outside of Equestria's Home Dimension, the Passes I gave you are the only way to get in here without having to ask either Me or Discord to bring you here, forged from pure Chaos Magic there is virtually no limit to how big it can get, and in this Dimension the power of Chaos Magic Wielders are amplified to near infinite levels, allowing Discord & I to be able to constantly expand & change the Park how ever we want it, when ever we want to with pretty much no limitations at all, we can even create an endless number of clones of ourselves to help us run the entire Park, no matter where you go there will be Discords & Screwballs operating everything".

Rarity then comments "OK even I have to admit, that is extremely impressive, (then speaking to herself)sure wish I could do something like That with my boutique".

Then Twilight notices that the Gate that brought them here closes, then it glows & changes back into the Passes that they were given earlier, the Passes then float back into the possession our heroes, Twilight then in a Worried state asks "Hey, What happened to the Gate that brought us here?!".

Screwball replies "Don't Worry, the Passes do that once you're here, so that they can be used for everything here, and once you're done & ready to leave, you just have to hold out your Pass & say the word "Tergiversate" meaning to leave or depart, and they'll open the way back home for you, just don't say it until you're truly ready to leave, because there is so much here to explore & experience, and make sure you don't lose those Passes because they Are you're only way back home, if you lose them just ask a Discord or Screwball for assistance".

When Spike hears that, he makes a shocked expression, then he looks at his Pass, then he hugs it really tight like he wants to protect it with his very life.

Pinkie Pie then says "Well what are we waiting for? Since we're here we might as well have lots of fun, So what do you want to do first?".

Applejack then asks "Where do we even begin?".

Discord then tosses something to Twilight while saying "Well we do have Holo-Maps of the entire Park, you can find them at any Information Booth located throughout the Park".

Twilight catches the little device that looks like a Vanilla Wafer cookie-sized rock-shaped tool, and a holographic display of the Map appears right before her, the Mane 6 & Spike then look over what the Park has to offer.

Applejack says "They have a Western Style Rodeo? Sounds right up my alley".

Rainbow Dash says "Cloud Surfing?! Awesome!, I haven't done that in ages!".

Rarity says "Cosplay Corner? An entire area dedicated to Cosplay? Oh, I adore Cosplay, Dressing up like someone else in whatever kind of outfit you want, and getting to act like someone you're Not, it's simply delightful".

Fluttershy says "They have a Petting Zoo? Why that sounds Wonderful".

Spike says "Laser Tag?! I Love Laser Tag!".

Twilight says "They even have a bunch of combination Library-Bookstores with Coffee Shops, This place has just about Everything for Everyone!".

Pinkie Pie says "And just look at all those Spinny Rides, I want to try them all until I'm super duper dizzy!".

Screwball then throws at Pinkie "Then again when have you ever Not been That?!".

Which makes the others all laugh because it's so true, but Pinkie just goes "Hey!".

Twilight then gets serious again and says "There's so much to do, but this place is so big how are we supposed to get around?".

Discord then says "Well you can always just use the Teleport-a-Pods".

And he directs them to a nearby Pod, which is a large cylinder-shaped structure relatively the size of a large tool/storage shed, functions similar to an elevator, but is way more futuristic.

Discord then makes like a game-show host while Screwball dressed in a sparkly red dress & wearing a blonde heart-shaped afro wig modeling at the Pod, Discord then announces "Yes the Teleport-a-Pods, These little beauties can take you anywhere in the Park instantly, simply step inside the Pod within the Station, select your destination, (then two sets of doors close, one set for the Pod, and the other for the Station)then while inside the Pod, the Station will break you down molecule by molecule, whisk you away through the very fabric of Space itself, (then he pulls out a TV Screen to show what happened to the Pod)and have you reassembled in another Station at your very destination perfectly safe & in tact, just make sure that there is a Pod within the Station before you get in, the Pods ensure that the process is completely stable & safe to use, because otherwise your molecules could end up scattered through out Thousands of different Dimensions, and you could end up reassembled as a Puddle of Goo, or even have your Innards, become your Outards, fortunately these Stations come equipped with these special Recorrectioning Rods, which can undo any type of damage done by this system just in case of such an emergency, that's the Teleport-a-Pods, the Fastest & Mostly the Safest method of Speedy Transportation here at the Chaotic Kingdom, Back to You Discord!".

Then Discord switches back to himself and says "Thank You Discord, so friends, step right up & select where-ever you want to go, and you'll get there in a Snap (and he snaps his fingers, which summons a cup with a slushy inside & a silly straw, which he then slurps down, sucking the actual cup itself & the straw up in the end and he says) aaah, advertising your own business sure is thirsty work".

Author's Note:

Just think of the Chaotic Kingdom as what Discord's Realm from the Official Series would have been like if Discord had built an Amusement/Theme Park in there instead of just a Small House surrounded by a bunch of Randomly Nonsensical Stuff.