The six Pillars of Equestria have finally returned from a thousand year imprisonment in limbo. So, naturally, the first thing you would do as a legendary hero from a thousand years ago would be to see what's become of the realm.

Knowing that everything might come as a bit of a shock to them, Twilight and her friends each partner up with their respective Pillars, in the hopes that they may ease them back into Equestria and its customs...

Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.

Good thing she can relog.

Preread by Babroniedad, Twilight Connor, Drakos779966, and Doggyshakespeare.

Now featured in GMBlackjack's The League of Sweetie Belles!

Formerly preread by Silence_EXE, deadpansnarker, TRIBOT 3000, and Naga is alive.
Original fiction spinoff edited by Undyne Devotion, EverfreePony, and RQK.

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Cover art drawn in collaboration between Momoruuu and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

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Now with a (somewhat) spinoff story by Undead Equestrian Writer!

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Table of Contents:
Wake up. - Bonus #2: Epilogue 1: Part 1
...Or go on. - Bonus #5: Epilogue 2: Part 2

The Pony-Me Universal Framework (As of the beginning of Part 3)

Luna loves her daughter and will do anything to protect her filly.

She will fight every nightmare, destory every shadow that looms over her. Not matter the cost.

Pinkie Pie has made a cookie replica of Ponyville for Sugarcube Corner's window display for the holidays. It has everything, including a little pony made out of gingerbread. When Discord brings the pony to life, it escapes and it is up the Mane Six and Spike to bring him back alive and uneaten.
So "Watch me gallop, watch me bolt! You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Colt!"

After a great storm runs amok in Ponyville all attention is focused towards rebuilding. The CMC help clean up the library with their class. As part of school every student checks out a history book for a report. However in Ponyville's library not all books are as harmless as they seem. From love potions, cloning mirror pools, to prisons for ancient evil these books can cause serious damage and the CMC take one of these home. Turning it into a sleepover that none of them will ever forget for the rest of their lives.

A unique creature appears out of the darkness, only wishing to share the embrace that is love. Motherly instincts guiding, she finds a lonely alicorn in need of magic in her life.

Though even during the best of intentions, we may still end up...

Creating Our Own Demons.

Lovely Art By JadedJynx

After watching another majestic night, Twilight is told to make a wish because wishing on a star always grants wishes. She refuses. After all, it's only an old pony's tale. Climbing into bed, she has a strange dream, yet little does she know, dreams are the desires and wishes of the heart. Upon her waking, she may just find that the stars are rather lenient in their rules and methods.

So... When I first joined fimfiction, I found this story, I enjoyed it so much, I couldn't wait for more! Then I saw it's most recent update... March 2014... I didn't give up hope, then I saw the author's last know login... June 2014... That's when I gave up hope that this story might see another update, so I decided that I would revive it myself! If the author asks me to take it down, or someone gives me a good reason to, I will take it down. And due to the theme of the story, I have also decided to add a Sex tag and remove the Princess Celestia tag to replace it with a Spike tag, since Mekon never had Celestia in the story, and I don't plan to make her one of the main characters. Also just so you know, this story is based in a time before Twilicorn, you're welcome... Also, also, here's the link to the original story.
Well... That just happened... my story got unpublished because of plagiarism rules, and I am now using this story a continuation, instead of a replacement.

Two weeks have passed since the Fall Formal, and Sunset Shimmer finds herself plagued with nightmares and self-loathing. In an effort to break the cycle and try to show her what it means to be friends, a week long series of sleepovers happens where Sunset will learn things she never suspected about each of her newfound friends.

This story is a sequel to Birds of a Feather

When Midnight finds two stallions just waiting for her to have some fun with in the woods near her woodland cabin, she can't believe her luck. Unfortunately, they prove to not be very eager to come with her... and Midnight is not a mare you say no to, as they will soon find out.

Contains: fat/obese ponies, kidnapping, forced weight gain.

Lightning Flash is like any normal student. He goes to school, does what he's told (for the most part), and plays games at home. But ever since the sudden move to a new town and a new school (during the middle of the year no less), things haven't seemed right. Join Lightning Flash as his bizarre adventure takes him to find strange friends and learn things that he never knew about.