As a warrior, I had one core assignment to complete: exterminate humanity. There was no question in my mind that this is what needed to be done. I failed, however, and now I pay the price.

Who knew that loyalty was going to cost me time with multicolored alien horses who won't shut up about "kindness" and "friendship".

Honestly, I'd just prefer being trapped in a rock.

An alternate universe where Twilight and the rest of the main six have younger, nearly identical, twin brothers. All of whom are preparing for the Summer Sun celebration before Nightmare Moon oh-so-rudely interrupts.

Warning: Alcoholic references

John is a Dukes of Hazzard fan and has a old black 1969 Dodge Charger junker, one day he crashes while trying to jump a river and ends up in Ponyville.

I didn't ask for this, any of this. But now that I'm here, might as well make the most of it. But, why am I here? What purpose does my presence here serve to Equestria?

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Author Notes: Yes, this is a HIE story. Yes, I know how much people hate self inserts or anything similar to it. And yes, I don't care what people say about this. I'm writing this because I feel like it and nobody can stop me from doing it. To quote Eminem, "See you can hate 'em, he don't blame you frankly he would too." Since I can't use too many character tags, just assume I'll be using every character from the show.

(While I actually thought of the title and premise for this story by listening to Aerosmith's Permanent Vacation, the current cover art just seemed to fit the opening chapter better.)

Note that the Gore tag is simply because of things like characters getting stabbed, shot, etc... Nothing too graphic or descriptive, but better safe than sorry.

Love can be a fickle thing, it can be ever changing. It can also be one of the hardest things to find. However honest love can be the worst of them all. When someone finds their true love could they ever truly love anyone else?
For Applejack that saying is stronger for heart than any others. Even if she found her love she could never try to get him. Not with his heart filled by another, it wouldn't be honest.
However if someponey's were there to push him in the right direction maybe their hearts could become one.

A big shout out to my editors Rocket Lawn Chair and Shadowghostalex
also to the artist of this photo tinacrazy29

Hoops talks about his foalhood crush

No Hoops tag?? Or am I just blind???
Also note, I do not ship this, it's for a frand
cuz
birthday :D

Ponies and friendship could be the LAST thing Kratos would ever think of. His attempted suicide ended up with him in a place of those two things and much more. Guess he better hurry up and learn to walk on all fours!

Hey there. My name is Chris. Well, Christopher Wakefield if you must know. Anyway, I was just a regular guy who volunteered at the local animal shelter. And, for the sake of a quick description, I was magically swept away from my comfortable life, transformed into a Pokemon, and dumped into Equestria.

Yeah. I'm lost too.

MCU Guardians of the Galaxy Crossover. Set in between movies.

The Guardians of the Galaxy accidentally find themselves in a different world. A world similar to Star-Lord's home, but filled with more magic than he remembered, and somehow more cartoony. And for some reason, the source of every problem is at a high school.

With a couple gifted students from that school, the Guardians of the Galaxy must protect this world from threats from their world and from beyond the stars.

The Galactic Empire discovers an odd star system in the outer rim. Tasked with scouting the first planet in the system, Scout Trooper TS-588 and her partner TS-571 make unintentional first contact with a new alien life form.

Ponies.