"Okay, so we've got a headless suit of armour with a sword, a normal dude with a gemstone, a girl made of shadows, a mad knight who worships the sun, a steampunk inventor, a man with a crazy powerful mask, two amnesiac women with elemental powers,a conspiracy theorist who's pissed off for some reason, a dark lord planeswalker, some fat guy dressed as a monk, some blond summoner dude, a cyborg ninja, an orange masked lunatic, A monstrous beast with an echoing voice and a sword, and me, the totally metal Sith Lord. Who feels like this is some kind of bizarre bar joke?"

A mass crossover between the first fourteen main stories in The League of Humans Acting Villainous. All respective characters belong to their respective owners.

Year: 2558
Four years after the Halo event...

The UNSC Yamato on her maiden voyage sets out to a distress sent out by a colony only to arrive to a glassed planet and a fleeing Covenant force. Following the Covenant fleet, the small UNSC force finds themselves in an alternate dimension over a primitive planet. Can the UNSC stop the Covenant before they glass this world or will it join all the others burned up in this crazy war. The one thing that throws a wrench in the mix... Ponies.

I didn't ask for any of this. Me a normal everyday courier for the Mojave express had gotten himself bound and shot in the head. I knew being a Courier was dangerous work but it's not like I was carrying anything important. Or was I ?. Soon after I was dug up by a sercuritron named Victor and nursed back to health by the local doctor doc Mitchell. I would have been dead if not for their interference. After I was stabalized I needed answers like where my assailants wen't and why they had shot me I eventually found the leader Benny. I then proceeded to kill him in his own suite. Then suddenly I was sucked into a war I didn't even want to be apart of. And all the main factions wanted me leading the charge. So I weighed my options and picked the best choice the NCR. When I joined them everything seemed to fall apart I lost many friends and companions all in the name of the NCR the things they asked me to do after we captured the dam were unspeakable. Burning Red Rock canyon to the ground and leaving no survivors.Not even children. Forcing towns to fall under NCR rule at any cost. After a while I saw the only difference between thieves and murderers was that the NCR makes laws so they can do it without consequence. So I left them behind choosing to never work with them again I opted to work against them instead with the revolution and they branded me a terrorist, and a public menace. Now rangers and bounty hunters are after me but they never return alive. Now here I am on a Lonesome road following a rogue transmission saying that a woman known as Luna can give me the means to wipe my bounty and give me enough money to retire. Could be a Rangers trap and maybe not but the way I see it if it is I got whats coming to me. And every Courier will eventually meet their end.

Its been 8 years since the Human-Covenant war ended. Humanity continues to rebuild after the war while looking for available planets to colonize. A young veteran and mute ODST that goes by the name "Rookie" due to his age compared to the rest of his squad is sent on a exploration mission on the UNSC Redemption when the ships AI goes under rampancy and sends the ship into uncharted space and the ships engines destroyed in the process.

The Redemption finds itself in orbit of an unidentified planet that is similar to Earth. They decide to scout the planet to see if they can see if it habitable or maybe even find help. what they find is completely unexpected.

"You have been called upon to serve, you will be trained... and you will become the best we can make of you. You will be the protectors of Earth and all her colonies..." Dr. Halsey

She fought. She killed. She risked everything to protect what she thought was important. She fought alongside the Master Chief from her spartan training days to the Battle at Requiem. But after the nuke explosion a portal takes her back to Equestria, with no memory of living there once before.

A/N I would like if some one out there could get me a good cover art for this. Something like Twilight as a human Spartan.

Meet X Team: six OC SPARTAN-II super soldiers from a FANON version of the Halo universe. When a slipspace accident sends the SPARTANS to Equestria, they have to find a way to get back home.

There's just two catches.

First: They can get home. All they need is the time to repair their ship.

Second: Through a series of misundersandings, the ponies perceive the SPARTANS as threats, and they don't intend to leave them alone.

What could possibly go wrong?

*Featured 12/4/2013*

After a new threat decimates Equestria, The Mane Six must find a way to stop this enemy. During Equestria's darkest hour, a human appears seemingly out of nowhere, claiming his kind have faced this enemy before, and he has a weapon that can stop it. Can humankind help save ponykind from destruction? Or will this threat exterminate what remains of their world?

Twilight’s friends on both sides of the portal mirror like to sing. So Twilight and Sunset Shimmer set up the first interdimensional concert and sing-a-long so everyone can get to know each other better.

What hidden truths will be revealed when everyone starts to sing? How will it affect their friendships and their futures? Do Twilight and Sunset have a hidden agenda?

This takes place sometime between Rainbow Rocks and Friendship Games. The girls at CHS have not yet met their world’s Twilight.

Based on songs from MLP:FIM seasons 1-4, Equestria Girls, and Rainbow Rocks. Includes links to all songs.

All songs and characters copyright Hasbro.