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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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  • Favourites 886 stories - 602 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)
    Created by Dusty the Royal Janitor
    - October, 2014
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Total Words: 30,741,171
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  • Favourites 886 stories - 602 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)


  • Tracking 242 stories - 1501 unread chapters Stories that I have started following relatively recently that have captured my attention in some manner, but have I have not yet determined if they are good enough for my favorites list. Some of these stories will eventually make it there. Most will eventually be deleted from my bookshelves and I will cease reading them.


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Even the best of friends can have an argument and hold a grudge. And because they're the best of friends, that means that they can express those grudges in a way perfectly designed to bother one another.

In Ponyville, Equestria's capital of friendship and insanity, this is all the more true.

Title aside, almost completely unrelated to The Things Tavi Says.

Content/Trigger Warning: Unspeakable things done to an innocent cup of tea.

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This story is a sequel to Jury Duty II: Jury Harder


Technically, the good news would be that the paperwork for Chrysalis' current disguise is so perfect, that cover identity can be summoned for jury duty. It's not just any changeling who can manage such a feat! Really, when you think about it, being called to serve on a trial would require a mistress of the art! And surely an entity who used to rule over her hive (and will get it all back and more, just you wait!) can deal with a simple matter of dealing out vengeance!

...justice?
...what? It's not as if there's any real difference.


(While this story is listed as a sequel, its only real connection to the previous tale is in theme, and so it can be read as a stand-alone.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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This story is a sequel to The Prisoner of Zebra


Flash Sentry's strangest adventure yet!

While at a party at Princess Twilight's crystal castle, Flash Sentry has a bit too much to drink (which is to be expected), and stumbles across a certain magical mirror (which ... also is to be expected, should one think about it too much). And so, how will Flash fare when thrown into another dimension entirely? And what will he have to do to make it home?

That is, if he isn't just hallucinating the whole affair to begin with ...

Volume 7 of the Flash Sentry Papers.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

First, allow me to offer my deepest apologies.  I have no doubt the news I'm writing to you about has, somehow, already reached you.

Still I know it is my responsibility duty to bring this matter to your attention myself.  Especially given that it involves a national hero.

On my authority as your personal student, I have placed the human known as Gary Stu under citizen's arrest.

Please believe that nopony is more shocked than I am about this.

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Pinkie Pie is the richest pony in the history of Equestria. The secret to her wealth?

She has no idea.

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Like ponies, changelings can get pretty paranoid at times. After all, it's not every day that a changeling gets kicked out of the hive for being a pony.

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You find love where you find it, and Sunset Shimmer found it somewhere she never thought to even look. But happy as she is, she just can't bring herself to tell her friends about it.

A tale about stolen moments and beef jerky kisses. A down and dirty, good old fashioned love story.


An entry for Oro's Sunset Shimmer Shipping Contest ("Journeys" Edition)

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For most ponies the day they get their cutie mark is the day everything changes. That was especially true for Twilight Sparkle, as the day she got her cutie mark was also the day Princess Celestia took her on as a student, she gained a new little brother and started on the road to her future.

It was also the day she became a dragon.

Custom cover artwork by Elza Fox
Editing and so much more by Klamnei

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The Bearers have encountered more than a few mysterious hidden villages, and that just never works out. But when they come across one whose residents believe that ponies must have their bodies covered at all times, Rarity starts to wonder if she's finally found her ideal audience.

For the answer, please see 'just never works out.'




Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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Ragar the Ageless has seen many things in his non-life. He has seen fields of cotton candy, the wails of the soon-to-be-dead chanting in chorus. Once he even saw a unicorn. Well, there are a lot of those in Equestria, so maybe that one was less noteworthy. But still, he's seen a lot. Now he wants others to see him in all his glorious evil. The only issue is he's not so good at it.

** EDIT **

Well crap, featured with every chapter. I feel all special and stuff. So let me give you all some love. You're all wonderful people, trees or whatever internet capable folks have been reading.

Dang, look at all those likes. I'm feeling the love. Thank all of you for enjoying my wonderful trip through insane necromancy.

Many Thanks to Locke_Jaw for his wonderful artwork that is my new cover.

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