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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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  • Favourites 886 stories - 603 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)
    Created by Dusty the Royal Janitor
    - October, 2014
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Total Words: 30,752,709
Estimated Reading: 12 weeks

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  • Favourites 886 stories - 603 unread chapters My favorite stories are here. These are, for the most part, good reads. (Note: this list predates the "bookshelf update" so any stories that I wanted to keep track of before that update might also be here. This means, if you dig far enough back, the quality of the stories in question might degrade.)


  • Tracking 242 stories - 1504 unread chapters Stories that I have started following relatively recently that have captured my attention in some manner, but have I have not yet determined if they are good enough for my favorites list. Some of these stories will eventually make it there. Most will eventually be deleted from my bookshelves and I will cease reading them.


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One day while out crusading for their cutie marks, the CMC find themselves in a heap of trouble. But they come out of it with super powers. There's just a bit of a catch to it. Hold on to your flanks Equestria.

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Even now, weeks later, Twilight was still unable to properly explain what possessed her into taking that first bite.

She double, triple, and quadruple checked the spell, and it went off perfectly. Well, as perfectly as a full-body transformation into a dragon could go.

She just didn't expect gemstones to be so tasty...

Featured on 7/28/2018! Thanks a bunch everypony!!!!

Now with an audio reading by the talented Skijarama (AKA Tone Shift). Thanks a bunch!

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The quiet, reserved Zecora needs a guide to take her through the Badlands. The only pony willing is the loud, excitable Braeburn. Together they face harsh terrain, dangerous creatures and their own limitations to reach their ultimate goal: a being far deadlier than all those.

Set in Dashverse, but knowledge of it isn't required.

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This story is a sequel to Rainbooms and Royalty


An alternate universe re-imagining of "Friendship is Magic." Rainbow Dash is the personal protege of Celestia, ruler of all Equestria. Follow her through the events of the 1,000th Summer Sun Celebration and the return of Nightmare Moon! (A significant rewrite of the "Rainbooms and Royalty")

Cover art by InuHoshi-to-DarkPen

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Twilight Sparkle always thought that friendship (and by association, magic) was the strongest force in the universe. But what happens when she finds something even stronger?









This story brought to you by my patreon supporter: Josephi Krakowski

Cover Art provided by the illustrious Mix-up (who is also open for commissions and always a great pleasure to work with)

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I had a pretty good life. They called me Spit Shine, I worked in the palace, cleaning this, doing that. Hell, I even got to talk to the Princess, and learned all sorts of interesting stuff. It was stimulating, prestigious, and hey, call me weird, but I liked the work.

Shame I was also secretly a changeling infiltrator with a name too annoying to pronounce in polite society trying to observe and potentially subvert your nation state.

I mean, these things happen.

Of course, you'd be surprised what you can learn about a pony when you have a different perspective.

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Original Concept by SoloBrony

Grammar-Less-Suckification by CarcinoGeneticist

Vector by Ackdari

Brand new Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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“On the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape.”

Celestia was prepared to face Nightmare Moon in battle.

What she wasn't prepared for was to face her in a hospital bed.


Can be read both as a standalone and as a spiritual semi-sequel to “The Nightmare Crumples” by Eruantalon. Cover image courtesy of FluffyMixer, used with permission. Now has a Russian translation!

Caution: Story may contain cheese, overly dramatic moments, and a happy ending despite the 'sad' tag.

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There are very few library oak trees remaining in Equestria, and likewise only one remaining elderly Oakleaf to care for and tend the vanishing species.  When the Ponyville library is destroyed by Tirek’s rampage, the last of the Oakleafs is called to attempt the impossible. He must try to bring life back to the dead with what little life he has left himself.

It is an impossible task.  However, this is Ponyville, where the impossible happens every day.

Editors: Irrespective, Pascoite
Winner of the Everfree NorthWest Scribblefest 2018 Applejack Award
Picture credit: Favoriteartman] at Deviant Art
Now on Equestria Daily!

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Rarity is good at making dresses. In fact, she's the best. But even she didn't know that her latest dress would be more than the fashion sensation of the season.

Now she was going to have to add wing-holes to all her outfits, and everypony seems worried about her latest creation.

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Luna begins to question her understanding of the modern day language when she finds that nopony wants to be gay with her.

Gay
Olde meaning
'Light-hearted and carefree.'


Reading by Skijarama / Tone Shift

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