//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Not All Who Wander // by Trinary //------------------------------// The desert winds of Appleloosa swirled all around me, choking the air with a thick cloud of dust. Most ponies had already ran for cover, ducking inside the nearest building—which usually somehow happened to be the saloon. But there were still a few ponies working in the orchard: ponies who were too stubborn, too proud, or just plain too stupid to take the hint and get inside. I wondered which one applied to me, since I was out there with them. Still, the apples needed harvesting and that was my job. I tugged my hat down to shield my eyes, grateful for the protection it offered, and even more grateful for the bandanna I had covering my muzzle. Trust me, having dust blown up your nose is downright unpleasant. Even with all that protection though, it was still tough going. It wasn’t too surprising that the others began to peel off and head inside, one by one. Before long it was just me working by my lonesome out in the orchard. It wasn't that the harvesting couldn't wait until the storm died down, or was a life-or-death situation. I just wanted to do a little bit more before heading in. I wanted to get the last few apples off the tree I was working on when the storm hit. When that I was done I thought I could take care of that one last tree since it didn't have that many apples on it anyway. Then I thought I could finish up the row of trees I was on, since there were only a few more and then … well, you get the idea. By the time I reached the third stopping-point, the storm was dying down and I was plum exhausted. I was pretty relieved when I could take finally take the bandanna—now pretty thoroughly soiled—from my mouth and shake the dust off my hat. With all the dust clinging to me and my clothes, I felt at least five pounds heavier. Of course, just because the storm had died down didn’t mean all the sand and dust wasn’t still hanging in the air—something I remembered only after taking a deep breath. Suppose that answered my question about which description applied to me… I was too busy coughing to notice that somepony had wandered into the orchard. The first indication I got was a canteen being held out to me and a soft, lilting and but strangely accented voice saying, “Here, take this drink.” Without thinking twice about it, I took that canteen and guzzled down what had to be the freshest, tastiest water I ever had. I faintly heard my newfound hero comment, “You needed that, I think.” “Boy howdy,” I gasped. “Did I ever! Thank you, I’m much obliged ma’am!” I wiped my mouth and recapped the canteen—no sense using up all her water. It was when I offered it back to her that I noticed the striped pattern on her foreleg—she weren’t any pony, but a zebra. I’ve heard about zebras, of course, but never seen one for myself. There had been more unexpected sights in Appleloosa, but not many. I gave her a longer look. The hooded-brown cloak she was wearing had kept me from seeing her face and, you know, noticing the whole zebra thing. But now she pulled it back, shaking her mane free—I only remembered later that it was called a mohawk. Her face was striped too of course, but that’s not what I noticed straight away. It was her eyes I was drawn to first: they were almond-shaped, almost the same shade of blue as the turquoise the bison liked so much. I admit, I never really bought into that whole ‘getting lost in somepony’s eyes’ stuff before, but I’ll be darned if that wasn’t what I did right then and there. I wasn’t suddenly in love with her or anything—nothing like that. There was a depth in her eyes; the feeling that when she talked, you best listen. You saw it sometimes with ponies who had been around a long time and had seen a lot. Never saw it on somepo—er, someone—who looked so young before though. Eventually, I realized that I had been staring and coughed. “Um, howdy.” I doffed my hat. No reason not to be polite, after all. "My name's Braeburn. Thanks again for the drink, miss...?" "You are quite welcome. My name is Zecora, I should mention." She dipped her head gracefully. “Tell me, is it far to town? I’d like to reach it before sundown.” Again with the rhyming. Huh. No telling how peculiar some folks talk, I reckon. Still, I just roll with it. I mean, just listen to Big Macintosh sometimes if you wanna see what I mean. Or rather, hear what I mean. Or really, not hear— Zecora cleared her throat. Whoops. Ignoring a mare ain’t hardly polite. “Powerful sorry, ma’am, I guess I let myself get a bit distracted. Cousin Applejack allus said I’d walk over a cliff and not notice until I was halfway down.” I put my hat back on. “No, it's not far at all. Fact is, if it weren't for the sandstorm you probably would've found it for yourself if you kept going a-ways.” That’s when I thought of the perfect idea to make up for my momentary lapse of hospitality. “I can show you, if you'd like!” She seemed to be thinking it over. “Come on, I know all the best places to be in Aaaapppleloooosa!" I couldn’t help whinnying. I love my home so much! Zecora rubbed at her ears—probably just to get any stray dust out. I waved her forward with my hoof. “Town’s right this a-way.” She nodded and started walking. Right after I fell in next to her, she started rhyming again. "You mentioned that your cousin is Applejack? How amusing, we've known each other from a ways back." "Ain't that something?" I smiled. "Guess it's true what they say, it being a small world at all." She just shook her head. "I find that though the world is quite ample, the circles in which we move are but a small sample." Whoa. I gave a low whistle of appreciation. "Think I like your version better. Mind if I ask what brings you out this way? We got a lot to offer here--Wild West Dances and Mild West Dances, horse-drawn carriages and horses drawing carriages..." She stopped and held up a hoof. “You pardon I must pray, but I am looking for something else this day. Actually, I was hoping to find the bison in town. Do you know if they might be around?” I was a mite disappointed I wouldn’t get to show her all the wonderful things in Appleloosa, but that faded since I knew I could still be of help. “The bison? Heh, talk about your small circles! I know just where they are." Truth be told, I was mighty impressed she didn’t call them ‘buffalo’ the way most ponies did. It was only after I started spending more time with them that I learned that. Been encouraging ponies to get that right, but most keep calling them buffalo. Oh well. Zecora blinked but smiled. "Ah, a lucky turn for today. If you tell me, I’ll be on my way." "Shoot, why tell you when I can show you?" I mean, that is the job of a guide, after all. “The bison ain’t exactly set up any street signs and I don’t think you’d recognize any of the local landmarks we use.” “I would hate to impose—” She started to say, looking just past me and right into the desert. Guessing she didn’t want to take me away from my job. "It's no trouble!" I insisted, leaning in front of her. "The bison are camped out not too far from here. Besides, my momma raised me to be a gentlestallion. She'd tan my hide if I didn't see you there myself." I took off my hat and gave her my most convincing smile. “You wouldn’t make me face her and say that I let a pretty lady wander off on her lonesome, now would you?” She sighed and I knew what her next words would be. "Well, I suppose..." "Great!" I put my hat back on and gave her my most elegant bow. “Ladies first.” She looked at me strangely and I couldn’t quite figure it out. Then she pointed out, “I can’t be first if I don’t know where to go. Perhaps it’d best if you led, since you do know.” Oh. I blushed a bit. “Eheh, right then! Okay this won’t take long at all, Miss Zecora…” I started briskly walking out of the orchard, heading due east. I heard her hoofsteps behind me and slowed down a little to let her catch up with me. There were about a dozen questions I wanted to ask her, after all, I’ve never met a zebra before, but I didn’t want to be rude either. Trying to figure out the best way to be neighborly without being nosey—that was a puzzler. I hoped she would get things going, but she didn’t say a peep. “So … what brings you out all this way to Equestria?” The way she answered, we might’ve been talking about the weather. “I’m a simple traveler, so there’s not much to tell. I look for new things to learn, and to do so well.” “Gosh, you don’t sound simple at all t’me!” I exclaimed, trying to put a smile back on her face. “That sounds really impressive! Reminds me of how Applejack goes across Equestria helping folks and stopping bad things from happening.” She smiled, but it wasn’t a pleased kind of smile—it was more like the kind you get when you say something funny … only I wasn’t so I was just confused by it. “That is high praise indeed, to be associated with such company.” “My cousin’s the best. A genuine hero.” I felt my chest puff out a little. So I was bit proud of my world-saving cousin. Who wouldn’t be? “Figure you already knew that, seeing as you’re friends with her ‘n all.” A rumbling sensation beneath my hooves told me we had reached our destination. “And speaking of friends—” I stepped forward just in time to spy Little Strongheart and a handful of her bison friends running past. “Little Strongheart!” I waved my hat and hollered. Somehow, she must’ve heard me over the din for she broke away from the herd and ran over. “Braeburn! It’s good to see you!” “Same here!” I felt myself smiling widely. Little Strongheart had been my best friend since us settler ponies made peace with the bison . I had even been invited to spend some nights with them as they told their legends and explained what they saw in the stars. It was powerful stuff. Everypony back in Appleloosa just smirks and gives me this weird look when I come back the next morning. Dunno what that’s about but it’s best not to fret over it. “Little Strongheart, this here is Zecora. She asked me to bring her out here to meet the bison.” I turned back to my guest. “Don’t you worry none, if Little Strongheart can’t help you, nopony can.” “I can see that I am in good hooves. I’m grateful, for I have little time to lose.” Zecora dipped her head. “It is a pleasure to meet you, for you are the first bison I’ve met. I would enjoy learning about your ways, should time permit.” Little Strongheart seemed to take the whole rhyming thing in stride. Then again, I suppose roaming all over the prairies means folks meet more than a few interesting characters. “It’s very nice to meet you too, Zecora. I’d like that very much, for I don’t think anyone in my herd has met a zebra either. But you said you were in a hurry—what is it you need our help for?” Zecora stopped smiling and looked serious. I got the feeling she was more used to that. I felt myself tensing, even though I didn’t know why. “I am looking for Iktomi. Where would his home be?” Little Strongheart looked at her she was just asked to help somepony crawl inside a dragon’s open mouth. I felt shiver race up my spine. That didn’t look good. “It is dangerous to go looking for—” Little Strongheart stopped herself, “—for him.” Like I said, I didn’t know who this Icky-tommy fella was, but it was clear he was bad news. “Sounds like you might be better off leaving him alone.” I offered. “There’s plenty of other bison and ponies you can meet in Aaa—” “My business with Iktomi is urgent, I can settle for nothing less.” Zecora insisted firmly. She frowned and I could tell she wasn’t going to take no for an answer. “I’ve come a long way and need what he is said to possess.” I looked from Zecora to Little Strongheart and back again, feeling a little like a colt who didn’t understand what it was that got his folks so upset. “Begging your pardon? But would one of you mind filling me in on who this feller is?” Zecora was silent as a rock. I have to admit, despite only having just met her—it still hurt. I mean, I was just trying to help but it felt like she wasn’t going to give me an inch. Luckily, Little Strongheart was a bit more open. “Iktomi is not a bison or a pony. He’s a trickster.” She frowned at Zecora. “He is unpredictable, powerful and answers only to himself. Whatever it is you want to get from him, you’ll only get it for a price. A high one.” Definitely sounded like bad news. When the bison talked about tricksters, they didn’t mean harmless pranksters who liked joy-buzzers and water balloons. They meant beings who liked to play with lives for their own amusement. “Miss Zecora—” “Your worry for my safety is noted and I appreciate your concern.” She cut me off so fast it’s a wonder she didn’t take my legs out from under me. “However, I will seek him out—no matter where the path may turn. I will not be dissuaded from my goal. I ask you, please, where do I stroll?” Little Strongheart sighed. I’m guessing she didn’t want to help, but knew that Zecora’d just go looking on her own anyway. That’s what I figured she would do. “It is a long journey, several days at least, due west through the badlands.” Whoa, hold up now. Heading through the badlands? For days? I gave Zecora a look. “Miss Zecora—pardon my frankness, but have you ever walked through the badlands ‘afore? There’s a reason for its name.” “I had surmised as much, the name being a rather big clue.” Her tone was dry enough that I almost felt thirsty just listening to it. “Yet, as I’ve said, there is nothing else I can do. This quest I must make take, for there is much at stake.” Dang, she could give Applejack a run in pure-on stubbornness. “Do you have enough supplies? You need water, food, water, bandages, water, protection from the sun and don’t think I’m joking when I say you need more water.” I tapped my hat for emphasis. “It gets powerful hot out here, brighter and hotter than you think. I don’t think a heavy cloak is gonna do you a whole lot of favors out there.” “I had planned to return to your town to gather supplies before my trip.” Her tone was brisk, business-like. I don’t think she liked being lectured. She reached back at her cloak and tugged it back, revealing some rather heavy, and full, looking saddlebags underneath. “I have traveled across many terrain—do not assume my mind would slip.” “Okay, fair enough,” I allowed. “But supplies can only get you so far. Going by your lonesome is a sure-fire recipe for getting yourself hurt or lost.” There were a couple two-three times that I ended up getting lost when I first came out to the prairie. You learned fast not to do that sort of thing often, otherwise you wouldn't likely get to live to regret it. Little Strongheart nodded quickly, likely thinking the same thing. “Getting a traveling companion would be the best move.” I saw Zecora’s mouth tighten, the way Applejack would when she was about to dig in her hooves and get even more stubborn than usual. “Forgive me, but my business is mine alone. I do not wish to drag others away from their home.” “Seems to me you’re the one who’s awful far from home,” I helpfully reminded her. “Now, we ain’t saying you aren’t capable or anything. I get that you must’ve traveled a long ways just to get here—but the badlands are unique. There’re all sorts of critters and weather that you just won’t find anyplace else.” She didn't look happy but she was at least thinking it over. Guess she had more smarts than stubborn. Maybe she wasn't all that like Applejack after all. What? I love my cousin, but danged all if she couldn't be the most stubborn, ornery pony this side of Manehattan. So I was feeling real good about myself for having made her see sense--when I remembered that there really wasn't any other option for Zecora. She was here all on her lonesome. Maybe she could've hired a guide back in Appleloosa--but not a lot of ponies were willing to head out into the badlands, much less to look for some sorta trickster. It also didn't sit right, just leaving the whole thing for some other pony to sort out. Plus, well ... I think she could use a friend out there, not somepony looking to just get paid. That left only the one other solution. "So I'm coming with you." Little Strongheart and Zecora both gave me the look. You know the one, it’s the one mares give a stallion when they think he just said something incredibly dumb. Yeah, I get that a lot. "Braeburn, your pardon I would beg," Zecora slowly spoke. "But what is going through your head?!" I get that a lot too. Little Strongheart agreed. "You have responsibilities in Appleloosa--not to mention your family and your friends! We--they'll be worried sick." That made me wince, since I knew she was right. I wasn't happy about that, but there were other kinds of responsibilities. "I know. I ain't looking to get my poorself lost or anything." I gave Strongheart a smile. "I know I have friends looking out for me, and they're the best. But that's part of why I have to do this." She looked confused by that. Zecora just watched in silence, I think she was a bit curious herself. "Those ponies and bison got to be my friends because, at some point or other, I ended up taking a chance on them, and them on me. I counted on them, and y'all came through for me whenever I really needed it. None of them more than you, Strongheart." She smiled a little at that. I did too. Then I nodded to Zecora. "Now someone else needs me 'cuz she's got nobody else. I can't let her just wander off all on her own, now can I? I don't imagine I'd be able to live with myself if something happened to her. So ... I'm gonna take a chance on this." I put my hoof on Strongheart's shoulder. "You think I'd be able to look you, or Applejack or anypony else square in the eye the next time you need help and say 'I'll do whatever I can,' when I didn't here?" She sighed and mumbled something in Bison. I hadn't picked up a lot of it, but what I did--well, shoot. I felt my face heat, so I took off my hat and wafted my face with it. "Lands sakes!" That was not lady-like. She just laughed and punched me in the shoulder. Ow. I bit my lip to prevent from crying out. She don't know her own strength compared to us ponies. Or maybe she did and was just really that annoyed with me. Either way, she didn't argue with me anymore. She just looked at Zecora, holding her gaze for a long moment. Then Zecora seemed to nod in understanding. Some folks manage to say a lot without saying anything at all. Personally, I never got it. Before I could think to ask about it, Zecora turned around sharply. "Come along Braeburn, our journey awaits. If you must come along, do not be late." "Er, right!" I gave Little Strongheart a last smile. "Be sure to tell folks in Appleloosa where I've gone! I'll be back as soon as I can, promise!" Zecora hadn't waited up for me to say my goodbyes, so I had to gallop up after her as we headed south. To the badlands. I hope I hadn’t just made a huge mistake.