We already know that this show is not perfect. Looking back we can all say that there are some episodes that for one reason or another completly bombed.

Naturally I'm sure many of us have wondered "What if that episode had been written differently?"

Well that question is about to be answered as I present the first offical rewrite of several episodes from Season 1, Season 2, and Season 3.

Now I want you all to know that the episodes that are rewritten are ones that I believe should've been written better. They are my opinion and I will not change them so if you don't like that an episode you thought was good is on the list then don't read. Remember you promised to love and tolerate.

Thank you,
SuperPinkBrony12

After getting turned into a thestral Anon buys some meat stew from a griffin in town. Unfortunately it was on the same day Fluttershy lost her beloved pet Angel Bun. Asking Rainbow Dash and Anon if they had seen him.

You see where this is going don’t you?

Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon have taken over Equestria and the nation is in ruins. Ponies are starving. Unicorns are forced to entertain the rulers. Pegasi are forced to do aerial stunt shows on command for their entertainment as well. Everything is basically hell on earth. The only pony doing something about it is Twilight Sparkle. The only princess who has not yet been corrupted. She is destined to be Equestria's Savior. That much she knows to be true.

God damnit I never ask to be isekai along with my whole shed into this place they called Foenum.

I tried to be civil with the natives who are sentient animals from my home Earth, while i met some that are very friendly and welcoming, most just call me a predator and stay away from me but sometimes they try to fight me.

You know what? If they can't accept that peace is an option, then i got to fight them with my trusty guns, of course not killing them, I have a heart damn it.

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I've never read "My little Dashie". I don't know what it's about, aside from people going emo over it. You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth. I like to experiment and make weird things that might overlap with what already exists. A consequence of time.

Mathews Fore is a simple man. He has a decent job with decent pay. A rather nice little house at the end of the road. A "dead-end" if you will. The only problem? He hates lack of security, although everyone in his neighborhood has a tendency to watch the actions of eachother, so no theft has gone unpunished...by them. Due to his fears of security, he erected a very tall fence around his house that he further covered with a green cover, so nobody can see through it. His yard is pretty huge in itself.

However, he starts to feel lonely. He doesn't want a woman, nor is he gay, so he doesn't want a man. He just wants something to hug. He doesn't want a pet, but he doesn't want to adopt a kid either. He just wants something adorable to hug and kiss on the forehead. Something intelligent. But what? One night, there was the announcement of a meteor shower, so Mathews decides to take his chances and wish upon a star, just like in his childhood stories.
He gets what he wants, but is it really worth it?

This story is a sequel to A shooting nightmare

This story will undergo a massive rewrite starting from the new chapter...provided I can even get the motivation...

It's been three years since the little Crescent Moon revealed herself to the world. Far behind her were the days where she was a tiny little filly that came flying from the sky and ruined Mathews' drink. She was now a fully grown mare with a different perspective on reality. She doesn't spend much time in the presence of people other than Mathews, but she has spent time with the forest hillbillies who revealed something interesting to her, and they could be the cure to her nightmares and past misdeeds.

She needed to return to Equestria and right her wrongs, but Mathews Fore won't let her leave on her own. Crescent just hopes she doesn't accidentally deviate from the original course towards Canterlot and ends up seeing things unknown to her very limited knowledge of Equestria.

*Deep inhale* BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Breezybreezybreezy. I LOVE BREEZIES. NEED MORE TEENY WEENY BREEZIES. EVERYTHING MUST BECOME A BREEZY. BREEZY!

Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

It was a calm, clear summer day and Rainbow Dash was enjoying herself. Doing flips and rolls as she made her way to Ponyville when she notices she's being followed. What could this pursuer be? What can it want? Will Dash be able to outpace it? Read to find out! (Duh)

Warning; physics defying Rambler ahead, it's fuelled by pure Pinkie Pie.

I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or Beep! Beep! by the Playmates, nor do I own the 1951 Nash Rambler convertible. I only own this humble story.

When you hear the name Enterprise what is the first thing to come to your mind? Is it a Yorktown class aircraft carrier with more medals and honours than you can wave a stick at? Or maybe a starship of the Federation? But what about an ageing Emerald class light cruiser of the Royal Navy who served valiantly in WWII? No? She has been forgotten from history, and this is her story, the untold story of the H.M.S. Enterprise D52. Her story is one of survival and valour, adventure and loss, we open a book untouched by history, to remember, remember the brave men who have faded from history. This is their tale.

Now that we have the hopefully powerful description out of the way, this story isn't historically accurate (Just a warning but really, how accurate is it going to be with talking ponies?) this isn't a HiE or a PoE, oh no, this is something I don't think has been done much, if at all. But alas: Spoilers.

Equestrian flag by: http://qtmarx.deviantart.com/

I do not own anything My Little Pony related in this story, other than the story itself. Nor do I own anything pertaining to the Destroyermen series by Taylor Anderson, while not a crossover his work is referenced directly and some basing is from it.