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Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

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What no saxton hale joke?

Um......I don't know what to say....this is.....um...... I don't know what to say.

... You forgot the random tag.

Yep, this seems fairly accurate.

4354829 I dunno... Murica didn't have nearly enough explosions.

The ponies invade?

You have my baguette.

a-hon-hon-hon.

JBL
JBL #9 · May 7th, 2014 · · ·

This is the greatest thing ever written. EVER.

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Huh, you're right! Call Michael Bay!

I think, as our planets secret, super hard Hidden Boss Dungeon level of a country/continent, Australia could have had a bit more...

Well then,... i didnt think i would like this, but yet...
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Please explain what the English said i cant understand a bloody word they said ?
(see what i did there?)

You so deserve more thumbs up.

"Onwards, my loyal men! Show them the superiority of your GENETICS!"

Suddenly, the ground started to shake as hundreds of 300-pound lardasses started rolling down the hill towards the Equestrian army, causing their ranks to scatter and flee from the oncoming disaster.

Oh God I laughed too much and choked on my tongue.

Make more!! Please, make more, I never laughed so much!

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Arxsys #19 · May 8th, 2014 · · 1 ·

Probably the best and most retarded TCB story out there. I award the author one thousand points lol

I feel stupid. I forgot about how obama is drawn in political cartoons; when you said that his ears were flapping in the wind I thought you meant that everyone was a pony.

Arxsys #21 · May 8th, 2014 · · 5 ·

4355426 :rainbowlaugh: between his ears and all the hot air he spews, Obama would make a great kite :rainbowlaugh:

BEST. STORY. EVER.

This is so stupid that I love it. Forget trying to quote any part of the story, just read the damn thing again. It's only 1k.

Normally I don't read this kind of stuff, but I was bored and I found it amusing. :twilightsmile:
so I give it a like.

Plot: 0/10 :ajbemused:

Character development: 0/10 :fluttercry:

Climax: 0/10 :raritydespair:

Originality: 10000/10 :rainbowhuh:

Overall score: 10000/40 :trollestia:

:heart::moustache::heart::moustache::heart::moustache::heart::moustache::heart::moustache:

What the fuck did I just read and why do I like it so much:rainbowhuh:

What, no Canadians politely beating the ponies to death with hockey sticks? For shame, eh?:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh:This is hilarious!:rainbowlaugh:

Good show sir, jolly good show!:moustache:

This was better than I thought it was gonna be.

With his powerful ghetto magic, Obama tightened his hold on the kid as patriotic energies swirled around them. With a mighty cry of "CHANGE!", Obama infused the young man with so much freedom that all his wounds healed. The president helped the kid to his feet before raising a mighty finger towards the ponies.

This made me lose my shit with laughter.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

You forgot New Zealand. We'd make them too relaxed to even bother trying to kill all humans.

Good thing I was already Autistic before reading this.

4355908

I thought this was funny.

To each his own, I guess.

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I thought it was mildly funny too because I have autism. Sorry if you misinterpreted that.

At their forefront stood Barack Obama, his ears flapping in the wind

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Best quote ever......

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Oh ok.
On a side note your halo man series is hilarious.

Y U LEAVE OUT CANADA?!

Even though I'm from 'Merica....

My dear beautiful G-d, what is this piece of shit that I just read, and how come I can't stop laughing at it?

You magnificent bastard!

i have no words,

/10

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

the ground started to shake as hundreds of 300-pound lardasses started rolling down the hil

the greatest freedom in the world the freedom to weigh as much as a sumo wrestler without trying



i.imgur.com/S05TDdB.jpg

Yeah Murica! Also good story

I'm not sure what happened but I think we won... :rainbowderp:

this iS GOLD!!! MOAR I SAY!

I have no idea what I just read but I like it!

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It be six bong ya ha-shilling knackers!


story is missing "Awesome" tag btw.

Much more plausible than the source story's... uh, everything.

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