Rainbow Maralyn Dash leads the uneventful life of the poster child for the Pegasus Army. Speech after speech pushes her further into boredom, testing her loyalty to the cause. However, life just might get a bit more exciting after her transport is attacked by a group of Earth Pony charioteers.

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Awhile back, my friend and I were assigned a project by our English teacher. We were to write a love story involving ancient culture, a chick named Maralyn, and Rainbow Dash. Basically, we had to write a crappy romance fanfic for a grade. This is what was created.

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

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"They" are the shadowy figures lurking just beyond the corners of your eyes, pulling the strings of reality and shaping it to better suit their intentions. They are the celestial bureaucracy, ensuring that everything works together orderly, smoothly, and harmoniously. And, in order to do that, They sometimes have to change a few things.

Rainbow Dash is one of Their victims, but she's learned how to fight back. Now she must trace Them down to Their own world before she forgets who she truly is, or is cast into a bleak oblivion from which there is no return.

An authorized continuation of Them by Chaotic Dreams. A special thanks to him for continuing to consult and advise as well.

Warning! Contains heavy doses of Gnosticism, Buddhism, and Hindu mysticism! Consult your doctor before use.

Rainbow Dash walks into Carousel Boutique and asks Rarity out to breakfast.

Only...Rainbow Dash is acting somewhat...odd.

Concerned for her friend, Rarity spends the day with Rainbow Dash. But the bizarre new habit Rainbow Dash has developed quickly wears on Rarity's nerves...

Rainbow Dash, after getting her Cutie Mark, went to find Fluttershy after her shy friend fell from the sky. Her search, however, took her to the orchards over Sweet Apple Acres and the edge of the Everfree Forest...

This is the escapades of the Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh standard and the stories involving how they met to their first date and everything inbetween. A MacDash story, obviously, with side pairings thrown in. Not sure on those ones yet though. (Character list may change through the story.)

First chapter proof-read by Captain Unstoppable so many thanks to him. :)

And the new, amazing cover art is by the very talented KarmaDash!

Ages (Alternate Universe, but I tried to keep their ages close to my head-cannon):
Lil' Mac- 14
Fluttershy-13
Rainbow-12
Applejack-12
Pinkie-12
Twilight-13
Rarity-14
CMC/Spike-1

An Equestria Girls universe story.

Applejack and Big Mac head to Appleloosa over the summer break to help their cousin Braeburn with the grand opening of the Apple family Dude Ranch. Applejack invites Rainbow Dash to join them and she eagerly accepts.

Rainbow Dash has been thinking of the future and wanting to explore her feelings for Big Mac. Two weeks together away from Mac's responsibilities at Sweet Apple Acres seems like the perfect chance for Rainbow Dash to profess her desire for the shy farmer. However, Big Mac becomes smitten with the liaison from the local Indian tribe, which means Rainbow Dash will have to compete for Big Mac's attention. It doesn't help that Braeburn takes a certain shine to Rainbow Dash. Why does teen romance have to be so complicated?

Composite art created from pieces of the following:
Nero-narmeril
SpaceKingofSpace
Equestria Girls Creator

Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

Rainbow Dash likes it a lot more than she thought she would.

Pirates, adventure, and romance.
Rainbow Dash may have just gotten ahold of the greatest piece of useless blackmail material ever.

Being the mayor of Ponyville is not easy, not when you have the Elements of Harmony and the Cuite Mark Crusaders always causing trouble. Mayor Mare has a solution however, a Bachelor auction and Big Mac is the star of her little show. Follow Mac as he goes through his own personal hell, while the other stallions seem to be enjoying themselves!

Stallions on the Block: Big Mac, Soarin, Braeburn, Bulk Biceps, Prince Blueblood, Flash Sentry, Caramel, Thunderlane, Dr. Whooves/Time Turner, and Spike! Also two new ponies that you might be able to recognize.

Written by: Captain Unstoppable
Jake the Army Guy
Featured Story?! Thank you all!

Update: Since all of you have been debating the age, Jake and I have decided that the ages are as followed. Main Six are in their early twenties. CMC/Spike pre-teens 10-12. Mac mid twenties.

Thank you as always to jszellmer for the edits.

Thank you to KarmaDash for the idea bouncing along with Shrapmo as well.

Finally thank you mcwhale4 for the great cover art!

Also, here is what Auction has been like for Jake and Cap
Enjoy!