Lyra Heartstrings, who is not exactly the most responsible adult out there, is driving a train. A train with no brakes, on fire, full of orphans, which is approaching a broken bridge at terminal velocity.

Hmm. Well, at least things can't get worse.

Fair warning: Dark humor ahoy, guys. Horrible things played for laughs.

Proofread by:

• Selbi
• Octavia Harmony

This story is a sequel to April Fools!

Fluttershy has always stayed out of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash's pranking schemes, but she decides to give it a chance when Pinkie tells her that Rainbow bailed on her last minute. For her first prank, she has to help Pinkie pull off the prank to end all pranks.

Fluttershy has to help Pinkie put hot pink tips into Sombra's mane while he's sleeping. It goes just as well as you'd expect.

Credit for artwork goes to the lovely Evehly on DeviantArt.

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Twilight and her friends all get together for a sleepover, looking forward to some well deserved downtime. Discord arrives, standing outside in the rain, pleading for entrance and to come in out of the weather. Twilight Sparkle insists that this is a mares only sleepover, so Discord does the only thing he can do, doing the unthinkable to gain entry.

Once inside, Discord, now Eris, tries to bond with the mane six and learn the magic of friendship.

The mane six fail to take into account the magic of Discord.

Now featured on April 16th, 2014. Thank you all so very much!

When the Bearers race forth from Ponyville on an official mission, somepony has to take over on their day jobs. For Fluttershy, that's usually Snowflake.

But he's not available right now, so today, it's going to be a Sherman tank.

Don't worry. I'm sure nopony will ever notice the difference.

(Inspired by this story. Rated MC for MetaCrack.)

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And here's a reading!

The zombie apocalype has come.

And gone.

Half of Equestria doesn't even notice.

The other half doesn't seem to care.

Picture by Alasou

Twilight Sparkle is replaced by a firetruck.

I'm never writing another story.

Seriously, this is it.

Evildoers beware! Ponyville's latest masked vigilante is here. She's small, she's blue, she can inexplicably use a bow and arrow despite being an earth pony. She's the Masked Arrow!

Written mostly because Archer is an awesome background pony who needs more love and deserves her own tag.

A tale from history. A pegasus, broken and injured. Alone in a cave.

A voice in the dark.

This story is a sequel to A Queen's Lament

Radiance, Daughter of Queen Chrysalis and Prince Shining Armor, member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and borderline Egghead. This is her story. This is her life.

I actually didn't plan on writing this, but the success of 'A Queen's Lament' changed that. Hopefully people will like this just as much...

Middy, my go-to cover art guru, made the art of the cover variety.

These are the results of the Fimfiction Writes Ponies! project, in which almost a hundred users were allowed editing access to a single Google document, with the final goal of writing a coherent story about colorful ponies.

This... is their story. It is the tale of Mecha-Trixie. It is the tale of Lord Apep, who ate the sun. It is the tale of the shattered multiverse, the permeable boundaries of which may cause the end of all Equestria. Rarity may or may not be eaten by a ghost-shark at the end of things. It is enormous. It cannot be described in mere words. Read it.

Go forth, my friends, and know that this is what Fimfiction has wrought.

If you want to see the original thing in its unvarnished glory, feel free to check out the Google doc, locked for editing but now open to public viewing.

Credits for The Wonderful Folks Who Helped Make This Happen