The small boy picked up the dusty old tome; with one large capacity of air, he blew the filth and grime off. "Of Equestria, Post Harmony..." His fingers felt along the side of the book, eventually reaching a latch. As he unbuckled it, an unsettling feeling washed over him. Opening to a random page, he saw a note etched on the top margin. "Veritatis et Veniae, as written by Michael Drake Holmes..."

Featherweight has had a crush on Scootaloo for as long as he can remember, but he never did anything about it. That is, until the fateful day where he is given the challenge to kiss her before nightfall.

Big Mac wakes up one morning after one of Pinkie Pie's parties, and he sees a sight that will haunt him forever. A sight which nopony or indeed nohuman would ever want to see... And it's up to Luna to prove just whos fault this is!

THERE IS NO ACTUAL SEX IN THIS! I just thought I should say that. It's just mentioned strongly for comedic effect and it is important for the story. And if you think the first chapter is bad enough wait until you've read the rest of it (lots of innuendo)! So, if you are likely to be offended by this sort of thing, this may not be the thing for you.

A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.

... For a given value of "realistic."

Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...

Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!

And a TVTropes Page!

Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!

After an incident with the heart of Liberty, Niko Bellic finds himself awake in an unusual hospital. He quickly learns that he is no longer in Liberty City. His rough, gravely world is about to be turned upside down.

Applejack finds a strange visitor in her apple orchard one day, with even stranger stories to tell...
MLP/L4D2 crossover. My first story on FiMfiction.net! May add more tags as story progresses.
Credit for the image goes to brokencreation on DeviantArt.