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Ponies get punched, repeatedly. In the face.

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This story is a sequel to Ponies Get Punched


Captain Falcon has gained the Mane Six as his fold. Captain Flutter, Captain Apple, Captain Fashion, Captain Rainbow, Captain Lunar, Captain Solar, and finally, Captain Book. Together, they will fight the evil named Mary Sue, the pony of many overpowered abilities, the one that shant be named due to the fact that his name is ridiculously long.

The band of Falcons will face...

Overpowered Red and Black Alicorn OC.

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Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

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AppleJack is sick and tired of watching her sister get bullied left and right. She decides to hatch a plan to fix it by "raising a barn".

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As I sit on this branch, looking at the town through the mangled, black branches, I began thinking about why I came here. About everything I left behind on Earth.

I wish I'd never have come here...

Consider joining the Ending-verse if you liked it!

This story has been redone. Also, A brilliant lad called Vlad decided to write a sequel. I seriously recommend reading that and following him.

Also, there's a prequel in the works!

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I still can't believe it all started with a family camping trip gone wrong. One moment I was enjoying my time with my parents and brothers, then next thing I knew I was stranded on a world full of magic and mythological creatures. In one day, I went from worrying about the upcoming calculus test to worrying about my next meal. I remember how the only thing keeping me going was the hope that I might find a way home. Little did I know that some deities had other plans in store for me.

I remember all the promises I made, both those kept and betrayed. I remember the friends I made on my little adventure; the same friends I threw away when everything came crashing down. Oh, the memories I made... Oh, the memories I am now forever cursed to remember.

I suppose this is a just punishment. My only regret is that my friends may never hear my side of the story.


Set between Seasons 2 and 3 // Some deviations from canon post-season 2 due to when this was originally started.


Pre-read, Cover art, and Audio Reading provided by: Skijarama

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After Pinkie Pie almost drives Twilight to the brink of insanity, the unicorn decides to attempt a new spell to try and 'fix' things. Only afterwards, however, she notices some of her other friends exhibiting some rather... strange habits.


Now with it's own reading by the chivalrous and all-round awesome thisisausername2004 which can be found right here!

Special thanks to Mr101 for giving me the idea and to several other anonymous users including Black Cloud for proofreading.

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This story is a sequel to A Shadow’s Grave


CJ is knocked out and dragged from his home where he is forced to make a decision he does not want to make. With his new found strength, he is about to realize just how important his decision really is, and if he makes the right choice.

Threequel to A Shadow's Grave.

For each person who decides to leave a downvote, I would love to know why in the comments as feedback.

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Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

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Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.



Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr


Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.

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