The mane six all sat in a circle. They all, except super kawaii Fluttershy, nursed black eyes and sore jaw bones. Rarity wore an outfit that completely covered her "white" coat. They grumbled and discussed how to apprehend the man who all gave them their injuries, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she was enjoying her Captain Falcon™ Brand Fruit Punch. With had a handy habit of regenerating every time she finished it.
"ahhraht gurls." Twilight said with extreme difficulty, the cotton and ice magically held on her cheek made it almost impossible to understand her.
"Wi haf twu fahnd ah wah tah cafth tha thang whu dad thas." Twilight said in a spot on impersonation of Sylvester Stallone. The all nodded their heads in unison.
"Ahalraht Plahn #1: Wii ahl eet fuud, expactang ham tuw pawnch as. Ohhka?"
They all nodded their heads and set out to get revenge on Captain Falcon, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she stared at a picture of Captain Falcon and giggled before hugging it. This plan couldn't possibly fail.
***
Rainbow Dash shifted her eyes left and right as she peeled an orange. She was in the air: far above and ground and confident that the ground bound Captain Falcon couldn't jump this high in the air...
At least she hoped.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Dash readied herself for another punch as she slowly brought the orange to her mouth, as soon a she took a bi-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
Captain Falcon appeared from the cloud next to her and threw a mighty punch at Dash's face. But, she was ready this time, and in an impressive feat of acrobatics, dodged the punch. Captain Falcon continued to fall, and Rainbow Dash planned to catch him and bring him back to the library for questioning. A smug smirk filled her face as she thought of how much she was gonna rub it in Applejack's face when they met...
The music disappeared, and Captain Falcon was nowhere to be found. Thoroughly confused, she looked around to try to find the man's falling body but-
A new, faster paced music started playing as she heard a strange sound coming from behind her, she turned around...
And paled.
"Show me yo moves!" Captain falcon said from atop a golden falcon head that was the Blue Falcon. She didn't waste anytime flying away from the ship as fast as she could. The Blue Falcon easily catching and matching her speed.
Rainbow zig zagged, spun, flipped, and dived to try to avoid another head shaking punch from the Captain. The blue Falcon Sped in front of her, making dash lose her control and go into a spinout. She managed to regain control to stop from crashing but-
"FALCON!"
Captain Falcon jump off of his ship and reared his fist back, flames erupted from them as they took the form of a falcon. Rainbow Dash was too in awe to dodge, and before she was, again, knocked unconscious by Captain Falcon, she could only think of two words...
'So...awesome...'
"PUNCH!"
Captain Falcon's fiery fist of pain connected with Dash's face. A falcon's cry rung out into the sky as Rainbow Dash disappeared over the horizon.
Captain Falcon landed on his ship.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Captain Falcon danced on his ship, as he flew towards his next victim.
***
Flim and Flam had just finished selling their last bottle of 'tonic'. A good haul for today at about 200 bits. They sat down in their portable house and began to take things out of the fridge. They both took the same pile of hay fries and began to spice it. When they were done, the brothers began to bring the fries to the table, they both had their own plates, and they sat down to enjoy their lunch.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Both Flim and Flam stopped as they heard that strange tune play in the background. They both looked at each other and shrugged as they began to eat their-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
Both brothers were violently punched by the fiery falcon of death. But this time, something was different.
The being who punched Flam was not a man, but a mare. A dark sunglasses wearing Fluttershy danced and 'screamed' with Captain Falcon.
"YES!"
"Yay..."
"YES!"
"Yay..."
"YES!"
"Yay..."
"YES!"
"Yay..."
They danced and Captain Flutter nuzzled Captain Falcon on his abs, and they both ran/flew to their next victim. Flim and Flam twitched on the floor.
***
Rarity didn't like her situation.
Not one bit.
She sat there holding a tape measure, measuring Blueblood's legs. Getting his measurements for a suit that he needs for his birthday...
She's not invited, of course. In fact, by his words she's lucky that she isn't rotting in jail because of her 'barbaric' actions at the gala.
So it goes to understanding that she isn't doing this paid.
After the measurements were done, Blueblood demanded that tea be serve, and not the 'commoners dish water' she called chai. She had to go into her special reserves, and she wasn't happy.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...
And another punch to the face wouldn't make her day any better. But in all honesty she'd rather get a punch to the face than deal with Blueblood.
They both sat at a table, and Bluebloods tales of 'fancy' were grating on Rarity's last nerve.
*Knock, knock, knock*
Rarity turned her attention away from Blueblood, who was too busy talking about himself to notice. To her surprise, and confusion, she found Fluttershy wearing black sunglasses with a falcon like shape to it.
She pointed to the cup and then to Blueblood and smashed her two hooves together...
Rarity smiled as pointed the cup to Blueblood and-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
From the tea cup, a blue fist propelled itself into Blueblood's face. Captain Falcon's pinkie finger was extended as the colt was sent flying into the living room, unconscious.
"YES!"
His voice was heard as his muscled arm sank back into the tea cup. She looked back outside to see both the Captain and Fluttershy dancing and sprinting away...
She looked at her tea cup and was delighted to see that not a single drop was spilled because of the punch. She took a sip of the tea and marveled at its deliciousness...
A pair of shades slowly dropped down from the sky and placed themselves on Rarity.
"Yes." Rarity said as she stood up and started running towards Fluttershy and Captain Falcon.