Red and Black Alicorn OC Gets Punched

by Doctah WAAwee

BONUS: It was a friday.

“You…you filthy humans! This is why there is war and world hunger and-“

His rant was ended when he was suddenly roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, who appeared out of nowhere...

"GOD DAMN!" a new voice sounded from another portal, the group looked to the source to see a skinny black man with a black shirt, reversed cap, and blue jeans run to the unconscious fat man.

Everyone in the group laughed as the black man ran away from the neckbeard and back into the portal.

But...another black man, this one in a clean suit and tie came out of the portal on a skateboard.

President Barack Obama looked to the man on the ground.

"Uhhhh excuse me. It has come to my attention that this man got knocked the fk out."

Captain Falcon saluted the President of the United States of America and responded with a simple-

"Yes."

President Barack Obama straightened his tie and smiled.

"Well, then it is my honor to present you all with the Congressional Medal of Honor. Your service will never be forgotten by the American people, and the world."

President Barack Obama gave the entire group a medal before returning to his skateboard.

"I bid you good day."

President Barack Obama rolled away on his skateboard and Spartan kicked a portal back to the oval office.

The group then had a dance party after Chuck Norris dragged the neck beard away.

Ice Cube looked on with a smile that rarely appeared on his cold exterior.

"It was a good day."

Author's Note:

I just had to.

Comments

[theredchaplain]

i thought that this could not get any better. but im glad that i was proven wrong

[Lag Incarnate]

Not positive, but I think metal is supposed to be medal. Aside from that, YAY MORE AWESOME!

[Damned Bronyaire]

Please keep making more stories like this. They are hilarious.

[Alondro]

Falcon Punch... alicorn OC...

Trollin.

Oh hells yes, I'm reading this!

[Alondro]

And then Obama went back to make 50 more illegal changes to the ACA for political expediency, cuz he knew no one had the balls to stop him from his autocratic activities.

[Baraka Obama]

This was arguably the best story I have read, and I've read cupcakes!

[Akiba]

Love it.

[Doctah WAAwee]

4468895

[Zillafire101]

False, Obama, you don't give Captain Falcon any awards. He gets them before they are even created.

[SwimmingDalek98]

Liked and faving. Seriously, we need more Captain Falcon. And 60s Spiderman.

[Doctah WAAwee]

4472360 Good, good but...

Jet Ora.

[whizzball1]

-Spirit

[Alondro]

4480224 Eew, Sonic fans again! Shun the nonbelievers! Shuuuun!

[Paladin Redflare]

Fuck yeah...

[Doctah WAAwee]

4520436 It was satisfying to write as well.

[chrismonteith]

[Love the Changeling]

Chuck Norris as Captain Falcon's father, that explains where he got the swag and awesome moves from

Even more moustaches for you

[DarkFluffyBunny]

This has got to be the funniest story ever written

[Lion Tale]

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[VampDash]

5337411 Did... did Barack Obama just try to Falcon Kick a door?

[Lion Tale]

5339388
Yesh!

[LeoneHaxor]

OP is love, OP is life.

Seriously though, this was absolutely wonderful.

[King O Fools]

I'm not crying...... I'm producing liquid pride from my eyes.

[IcefireInfinite]

This story has caused liquefied laughter to escape through my eyes.

[The Old Khajiit]

4480744
What he means is ZA WARUDO! steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/101729761271200974/CDB4A822AC2CB95B9FD6911F4ECF46722693B3C5/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true

[Alondro]

10234529 DO YOU EVEN FLEX?! (Lord Nuxanor-approved)