FALCON RANGERS!
Overpowered Red and Black Alicorn OC strolled through the streets of Ponyville, happily watching the mares swoon over him, the colts were envious of his swag. He opened his metal wings and brushed a hoof though his Goku-like hairstyle. The mares, and even some stallions, fainted from the awesomeness that was...
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen.
He used to be a human, but they're the scum of the planet. Parasites that cannot handle their own world. They're not pure and good like ponies are.
How he came to Equestria was quite the tale; after coming from his karate classes, he beat up twenty thugs that tried to steal his money. Parkuoring across the city of New York. He found a portal that got him into pony world.
Once he was in Equestria, he asked to be turned into a pony to "take off the filth of his world."
After he became a pony, he was infused with Discords power, because in reality, Discord was his biological mother/father/son/great uncle's foot.
He single-handedly beat an Ursa Major, and helped the mane six on their friendship lessons.
So much so, that he ascended and became the Prince of Friendship, along side the mane six, who were all his girlfriends, they lived in a giant house together. Life was perfect.
...
A strange sound was heard by Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen, he looked up to see a golden falcon heading straight towards him. Nine flaming figures jumped off the ship and fell towards him.
"FALCON!"
Is...is that Ca-*
"PUNCH!"
His sentence was cut short when Captain Falcon's team slammed their fists/hooves into his face. The resulting force sent him flying back as a giant flaming falcon surrounded the black and red menace. The flaming falcon sent him through house after house as it screeched and suddenly flew up. The falcon, with Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen propelled itself higher and higher into the air before...
BOOM!
The falcon exploded in mid-air, sending fire down to the town below. They petered out before they reached the town, and Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen was nowhere to be seen.
"YES!"
They all said in unison as they danced and celebrated. But then, Captain Falcon's abs started tingling, his falcon senses going off. This fight wasn't over yet.
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen suddenly appeared in front of them, Horn glowing as black tendrils of energy started to appear around him.
"Do you really think a human can defeat a pony? Much less me? Honeys! What are you doing with the human scum, I told you how evil they are! Help me get him away from the purity of Ponyville before he practices greed and corrupts the innocen-"
During his rant, he didn't notice Captain Falcon running towards him and delivering an electrifying knee to his face. 10,000,000,000 Amps of pure current flowed through Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen's body. His low trajectory sending him flying into Twilight's palace.
Sweet Justice.
"C'mon!" Captain Falcon and the rest of his creed said as they goaded the horribly made OC with a waggle of their hands/hooves.
Metal wings spread open from the rubble of the castle as Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen flew into the sky, seemingly unharmed by the attack that would've killed any regular man ten billion times over. He shot black fire from his horn directly at Captain Falcon, who easily dodged it with his quick moves that he showed.
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen was so busy trying to get Captain Falcon with his Amatarasu that he didn't notice a flame covered Rainbow Dash flying towards him, a Mach cone quickly forming around her person.
"FALCON PUNCH!"
A sonic boom in the form of a falcon screech was heard as Captain Rainbow's fiery hoof of pain once again connected with Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen's face. Sending him flying downwards and crashing into the center of town. Before he could recover, Captain Falcon ran over to him, jumped, and sent his feet downwards. Captain Falcon's Nipple Spike was so powerful that it defied gravity and sent him flying upwards, only to be sent through Sugar Cube Corner by a Captain Sugar who just shot herself out of her Falcon Cannon.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen screamed as the rubble that consisted of Sugar Cube Corner. His Goku hair exploded in energy as he became, in his words...
"YOU MADE ME GO SUPER STALLION!" He screamed as he looked at Captain Falcon with hate. "You've done something to taint my girlfriends with your...human corruption! Ponies are pure, perfect, innocent! I WILL save them from you!"
He brought both of his hooves together behind his back and started to say a series of words...
"KA...ME...HA...ME..."
A blue energy ball start to form in the cringe-worthy pony's hooves...
"HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen released the imitation Kamehameha to none other than the Captain himself. Captain Falcon didn't move, he didn't sweat, he didn't do anything but wait for the beam...
"HEEEEERAAA!" Captain Falcon screamed before kneeling and thrusting his chest towards the beam...
The wannabe Kamehameha was no match for Captain Falcon's Adamantium-like pectorals. They bounced off his chest and petered out.
"...What? Did he just..."
"C'mon!"
Captain Falcon scream echoed throughout the world...
"Go Falcon!" A voice from nowhere answered back...
Suddenly, a new, electric music sounded as red portals appeared in the sky...
"What's...what's happi-"
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen was suddenly blasted by a flaming black fist.
Monkey D. Luffy, who also sported his own shades and his trademark straw hat jumped out of a portal and stood next to Captain Falcon.
"OWWW! Wha- What-"
Might Guy suddenly jumped from a portal, face and body red with power.
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen's body was mercilessly pelted by hundreds of flaming fists as Might Guy unleased his taijutsu. He was again pelted into the ground by a flaming kick. Might Guy stood next to Captain Falcon, with his own shades in tow.
"Wha...oh come on..."
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen didn't even get to stand up as a shades wearing Superman barreled towards him at seven times the speed of sound. His fist sported a extremely muscular flame falcon with his insignia on its chest.
"...Fu-" Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen couldn't even finish his profane comment, as Superman fed him his fist.
*BOOM!*
The explosion flexed its muscles as Superman landed next to Captain Falcon.
"Owww-"
Optimus Prime jumped out of a portal and stomped furiously on the alicorn.
"The matrix of leadership..." Optimus Prime began as his chest began to shine...
"Will shine though the darkness!"
A giant laser exited his chest and pelted the grounded alicorn with righteous energy.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..."
When the laser ended, Optimus Prime stood next to the others.
"Okay...I won't you...let you...be-"
Megaman X jumped out of a portal and blinded Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen with a bright light...
"Oh no..."
X Fire dashed towards him and shoved his mighty claw into his face, the bright light at the center charging in energy.
"Why-"
"You're going DOWN!"
From X’s claw, trillions upon trillions of Amps exploded into Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen’s face and body.
“Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…”
Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen’s body convulsed and flailed for an agonizing 20 minutes. X jumped in the air and the smoking remains of Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen’s body was blinded by another light…
Ultimate Armor X trained his guns and giant chest laser at the pony…
“Cra-“
“Full power, here we go!”
After X said that, the only thing that could be heard for two straight hours were explosions and laser fire. Shell after shell after shell of cannon fire, and missiles pelted Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen’s body with merciless ferocity, and lasers riddled and ruined his already charred body.
After X was done, he floated over to the group of his fellow falcons.
‘It…it is over?’
His plea was answered when a set of giant hands appeared in the sky…
The shades wearing Galactus’s nipples started to shine brightly.
“Show me yo’ moves” the booming voice of Galactus sounded as his fingertips began to shine as brightly as his nipples.
Next…Ponyville now sported an, even larger, crater as a shining purple fist came down on Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen’s body like a meteor.
“Go, go Falcon Rangers!” a disembodied voice said.
The group that completely decimated Super Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen all turned around…
And posed.
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
Everything behind them exploded, not even a single blade of glass was spared as the might of their poses caused everything to spontaneously explode. Every single explosion was shaped like a falcon, and color bombs and fireworks sounded in the background as the group held their pose.
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
*BOOM!*
Things continued to explode for a good three hours until literally nothing was left of Ponyville. The group came out of their pose and looked onto Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen…or what used to be him.
Now, there lay only a fat, acne riddled, neckbearded man with a T-shirt that said ‘Dragonforce’ on it.
He slowly rose to look at the group of Equestria’s saviors.
“You…you filthy humans! This is why there is war and world hunger and-“
His rant was ended when he was suddenly roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, who appeared out of nowhere.
Captain Falcon saluted his father, and Chuck tipped his cowboy hat back before dragging the unconscious fat man into a portal with him.
Now that Equestria was saved, there was only one matter of business to attend to…
A Dance Party! And all of Ponyville, who miraculously escaped the explosions, joined in.
I don't even. But you wanted a continuation...you don't know how hard it was to write the neckbeard...ugh. Oh and-
Explosions!
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KICKERRRRRR
Saxton Hale would be proud
4458889 Hey well, I felt crazy enough to do it.
Your description alone has earned my thumbs up!
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Yes.
Hmm, very good. But it needed some Saber from Fate/Zero for some Falcxcaulibur Punch action
He is everywhere he is everyone he is love he is life
shreckChuck Norris.G-G-G-G-GOD LIKE!!!
YES!!
Oh god damn I loved that! Fuckin' shitty ass op OCs' TAKE THAT!!
I loved that assortment of badass characters too, my favorite was Might Guy and Optimus.
Needs more Mr T
Those pyrotechnics from power rangers were fucking huge!!! But that was before Obama... :(
Needs more IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR and more villains smashing the face of the target. IT ALSO NEEDS LESS STORY!! BECAUSE FUCK STORYLINES!!!
Awesome! Stay tuned because coming up next is an ALL NEW How do Piss of The Doctor Who Fandom. Followed by-
Why exactly is this in the One Piece Bronies group?
4460242 Luffy.
Uh.
H'yes!
4459685 because obama takes the time out of his day to make pyrotechnics less awesome
>Not calling the chapter: Falcon Rangers, HO!
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but it all seriousness, this was great. the first five lines alone made this an instafave.
I don't understand.
But I don't think I need to. Upvoted.
Yes.
this is fucking fantastic
Into the favorites with you!
YES!
Hmm, there seems to be a dislike, I wonder who that might be.
I was having a crummy moment but this quickly lifted my mood!
Thank you so much!
I can die peacefully, knowing that this exists.
I believe you mean "paunched."
beautiful.
OH COME ON!!! You included Chuck Norris and so many other epic forces of heroism, but YOU DID NOT INCLUDE Super Mecha Death Christ 2000BC Version 4.0 Beta!?!?!?
Well, I guess that would've made things more complicated than it should be. Anyway Great Fic!!
So stupid its beautiful. 10/10 would fap to.
How'd the red and black OC thing get started anyway?
4465525 I'd like to think fanfiction.com
You... you... you magnificent bastard. I don't even have the words.
4458966
Ponies sang out in immaculate chorus... Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris...
So, who were the original 9 figures to jump out of Captain Falcon's ship?
So we've got Captain Falcon, the Mane 6, and maybe Spike...that's 8. Who am I missing?
4465792 The Captain, the mane six, and the two princesses.
4465767 Who delivered a kick, that could make tears, into the head of this autistic neckbeard.
Ha, this foolish group of superheroes is no match for my ultimate OC!
The 6-winged, 7-horned SEPHIRACORN GOD OF SUPREMENESS colored WHITE AND GOLD (with a touch of platinum just below the left of his 3 eyes which see all of space and time)!!
And what's more, my human form is SLENDER AND ATHLETIC!!!
The omniverse SHALL BE MINE!!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA!!
that was sooo awesome
… The music link had an ad on it… TOTALLY ruined the groove. Ah, well. By the way, you forgot someone:
Just imagine that: Jotaro Kujo in the Captain Falcon shades, then he summons Star Platinum (who has a falcon logo on his chest) and SP pauses time and goes 'ORAORAORAORAORAORA' on… 'Mega Ultimate Sword Galaxy Destroyer: The Fallen'…
-Spirit
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"Chaos... Control!"
*OC gets kicked in the head by Shadow*
*bursts out laughing*
This is the funniest, most satisfying story I have ever read, and I don't even really know who Captain Falcon or half of the other characters are.
10/10
so awesome. cheesy as anything, but awesome
im here to asky you one question and ONE question only
EXPLOSONS?
cant stop the laughing...
thank you so muh for this experiance
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Needs more Surrak Dragonclaw.
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This was amazing, made me cry of joy a little inside.
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Now that's how I want the world to end. To become a captain falcon follower.