//------------------------------// // BONUS: It was a friday. // Story: Red and Black Alicorn OC Gets Punched // by Doctah WAAwee //------------------------------// “You…you filthy humans! This is why there is war and world hunger and-“ His rant was ended when he was suddenly roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, who appeared out of nowhere... "GOD DAMN!" a new voice sounded from another portal, the group looked to the source to see a skinny black man with a black shirt, reversed cap, and blue jeans run to the unconscious fat man. Everyone in the group laughed as the black man ran away from the neckbeard and back into the portal. But...another black man, this one in a clean suit and tie came out of the portal on a skateboard. President Barack Obama looked to the man on the ground. "Uhhhh excuse me. It has come to my attention that this man got knocked the fk out." Captain Falcon saluted the President of the United States of America and responded with a simple- "Yes." President Barack Obama straightened his tie and smiled. "Well, then it is my honor to present you all with the Congressional Medal of Honor. Your service will never be forgotten by the American people, and the world." President Barack Obama gave the entire group a medal before returning to his skateboard. "I bid you good day." President Barack Obama rolled away on his skateboard and Spartan kicked a portal back to the oval office. The group then had a dance party after Chuck Norris dragged the neck beard away. Ice Cube looked on with a smile that rarely appeared on his cold exterior. "It was a good day."