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Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.


I still can't believe it all started with a family camping trip gone wrong. One moment I was enjoying my time with my parents and brothers, then next thing I knew I was stranded on a world full of magic and mythological creatures. In one day, I went from worrying about the upcoming calculus test to worrying about my next meal. I remember how the only thing keeping me going was the hope that I might find a way home. Little did I know that some deities had other plans in store for me.

I remember all the promises I made, both those kept and betrayed. I remember the friends I made on my little adventure; the same friends I threw away when everything came crashing down. Oh, the memories I made... Oh, the memories I am now forever cursed to remember.

I suppose this is a just punishment. My only regret is that my friends may never hear my side of the story.

Set between Seasons 2 and 3

Pre-read and Cover art provided by: Skijarama

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oh crap :twilightoops: can i has more:trixieshiftright: it so hood

:rainbowderp: That dude is about get a cannon to the face. Although since this is Pinkie we're talking about, it's probably filled with cake or confetti. But it's still a cannon so it'll probably still hurt.

Pastries or confetti in your eyes sting like a motherbucker. Yes I know how it feels and no I'm not going to tell how I got in to such a situation. Nice story though keep it coming :twilightsmile:

lol nice likes its makes moar

This is a really promising start. I hope you can keep it coming.

"FIRE AT WILL!" she screamed.

'Oh, shit' Ithought :rainbowlaugh:

This gonna will hurt XD

Can't wait to see what happens in the next chapter! Seems like it will be very funny! :pinkiehappy:

So, here it is, Act II. Hope you enjoy! :twilightsmile:

Now, to be honest, I'm not sure if I'll be able to make the updates as frequent as I'd like to. I have a sickening feeling that November is going to be pretty busy for me, but I am going to try to keep this story moving as smoothly as possible. Thanks again for reading.

Please Scootaloo stay alive :fluttercry:

Sweet chapter, wonder if Hunter is going to stick around or just run when he does have his strength back. Plus, I'm sure November is going to be a busy month for everyone that writes pony fiction. What, with Season 3 coming out on the tenth and all the material that it will bring.

Methinks that the pony's do not want to take any of the responsibility for what happened. Looks like its going to take a sledgehammer to beat it into their heads that they are at fault to.

I would flat out tell the ponies they are being so freakin' stupid..... to their faces even. Then I would go back to living in the old castle in the everfree forest.

You'd better not let him just take the blame. MAKE THOSE PONY'S REGRET WHAT THEY DID!

Alright, this has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but I'm curious about something and would like to know your response. When you're reading a Human in Equestria story, what would be an immediate deal breaker to you (grammar and whatnots of the such excluded)? What could a human bring to Equestria that he or she shouldn't bring; such as guns, music players, motorized vehicles, or any other random et cetera that is obviously human? What could happen to him or her that would just be so unrealistic that would cause you to dislike it; such as random magical powers, sprouting wings, or something like that?

As always, thanks for reading, and feedback is always much appreciated. :twilightsmile:

1590072 Turning into a pony, love at first sight (mainly with Fluttershy), and many others that I only remember when I see them.

I'm good with a person bringing anything that they have on them to Equestria. My biggest pet peeve for HiE stories are when the human tends to just abandon their life on Earth. Other than that I'm good with whatever the author writes as long as it makes sense. Anyway's enjoying the story and I lol'ed when Redheart got clonked over the head with the frying pan.:rainbowlaugh: Its funny that no matter what the story is, the frying pan is the number one choice for rendering characters unconscious.


THAT sums it up.

As for anything else, I can accept the guy being turned into an Alicorn, if it's handled well.

I await to see the next chapter.

1590436 indeed it does
that being said
i would be sure to bring one with me if i ever got the chance to go

guns, music players, motorized vehicles,

Depending on the character, each of these can work.

HiE Characters.
-stuff I can stand-
A Pistol of some sort is about my limit.

Average Joe
A Knife; an Ipod with LIMITED battery life, a skateboard.

Ciggies;A Laptop with no internet; etc.

Internet access or cell phone service without a good explanation for why they are still working. The devices themselves would work until their batteries die, but they shouldn't have service since there's no network.

I think the only two I've seen that kind of work both used crossovers with other universes - Memoirs of a Reality Jumper had a computer set up by Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic from Marvel Comics, who does a lot of work on inter-dimensional technology) and the other used the chips that The Doctor puts in companions cell phones to let them call across time and space (don't remember the fic itself, unfortunately).


become a pony, adopting scootaloo ( too many hie already done that)
istant acceptation from the pony community, overpowered protagonist..
Love at first sight, dude that end up i equestria with a fucking survival kit that would made Bear grills look like an amateur.

well this sum the thing I personally dislike in a hie fic, obliviously with ecception. :twilightblush:

Wait I almost forgot the depressed teenager that hate all the humanity, oh god they're a real supplice.

So.. I have some question about hunter and the fillies, zecora, cheerilie and the other ponies he saved from the timberwolf and the wooden thing.

Why they did'nt said NOTING in his defence?!

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Thanks guys for the feedback. It's nice to look at things from another's point of view. :twilightsmile: I'll try to not disappoint. To be honest though, I was slightly surprised at the lack of people saying guns. Having a gun just seems to throw everything off for me. But hey, that's just me. Once again, thanks reading!

Alright, *cracks knuckles*, let's see just how well I can do this.

I was hoping that I explained the situation a bit better in the story, but hopefully this can clear some things up. Fluttershy wants to tell the others that Hunter isn't a bad guy, but is a bit too timid to raise her voice. I don't recall which episode(s) I remember seeing it in, but I recalled Fluttershy trying to tell her friends and the other ponies something, but they usually blew off her warnings until somebody else said the same thing only louder. Lyra is the most active in trying to prove Hunter's goodness; there are some occasions when she sets up small "rallies" and tries to convince the crowds, but, like Lily, Rose, and Daisy said, they think she's crazy. Zecora lives in the forest, so I figured she doesn't go into town very often, which would be a hindrance on her part.

Miss Cheerilee and the school foals (with the exception of Diamond Tiara, Snips, Snails, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders) probably didn't see Hunter as saving them from the wolves but rather just attacking the wolves for no reason; that is; if they weren't too busy running to notice him. Plus, it was Zecora who herded them to safety while Hunter kept the wolves busy. The six foals who followed him definitely believe that he is a good guy, but their kids. I'm using the scenario that the adults or more "mature" ponies are just thinking that they're making up stories. I'll be honest, if my little brother told me that the local nutcase was actually sane, I'd probably scold him for hanging out with the guy instead of listen to his reasoning.

I hope this helps :twilightsmile:

Well, I spent hours reading this all at once last night... Time well spent! Can't wait for more. :pinkiehappy:


I don't have a problem with a character having a gun if there's a reason they'd have it with them (On duty military/police, someone hunting, etc). In Equestria, they don't seem like they'd be as useful as you'd expect. They aren't going to have much reason to shoot at ponies and a lot of the creatures seen in the show or speculated to exist, like dragons or an Ursa, can probably take a bullet without any real effect on them. Combine that with limited ammo and a knife would be a lot more useful since it can't run out and has other functions besides combat.

I always hate how humans are auto-accepted into pony society. Its great to finally see a fic where the human is rejected for the majority of the story. You sir, have impressed me

1631746 Thanks. I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it. :twilightsmile:

1631915 As mutch as I love these ponies, I want you make them realize how fucking STUPID and DENSE they were to Hunter.

In other words, I FUCKING LOVE THIS STORY.:pinkiehappy::yay:

I would like to apologize for the lateness of this chapter. It would have come out much sooner, but I had to completely rewrite it when it was halfway finished. Also, I would like to inform that I made one minor change in the prologue. It's nothing worth going back and checking, really; I just swapped Fluttershy and Lyra's places.

That being said, thanks (as always) for reading. :twilightsmile: If anybody has questions, comments, or criticism over what happened in this chapter, don't hesitate to tell me. I'll try to make amends wherever possible.

Haven't finished readiing yet, but I found a spelling error: "It was hard to tell just what it was at fist"
Fist should be first.

EDIT: Also "When he attacked my, he attempted to... kill me,"
my should be me

1643124 Thanks for telling me. I could have sworn I fixed that one earlier.

You updated?! To hell with sleep!

1643182 I am nt sure wether to feel relieved for Hunter or Pissed off at Celestia...I think i'll go for the latter

1643230 sleep? what is this sleep you speak of?

you cannot tell me that Celestia wouldn't punish the citizens for TRYING TO MURDER AN INNOCENT SENTIENT BEING or fucking torturing him several times and beating him withing an inch of his life


Define "innocent". From their point of view, they weren't very clear on whether he shared their views on morality in the first place and, indeed, one of his foremost reactions was to attempt to chuck one of the ponies to death in retaliation. The reason why we feel injustice in this situation is precisely because we know of the protagonist's relative moral decency whereas most of the ponies in question do not and would be justified in being cautious with an organism completely alien to their knowledge.

1643539 it was after he saved scootaloo that i'm talking about


Do keep in mind they still think he's said harmful, violent and potentially fatal-to-ponies creature that would do bad things to them unless he was taken care of. If we had some version of the thing come over to our planet, I'd similarly cheerfully let the army firebomb the small island it was on to make sure it dies. Regardless of whether or not some toddlers vouched for its niceness after it'd butchered a few people.

If he just forgives Twilight for torturing him with her magic I will be one very pissed off little boy.

That said, nice. Also, Celestia is a crafty |}!+[#

Trollestia strikes again guy gets the fucked kicked out of him treated like an animal and she says he learned a lesson in friendship then has the gall to have the bitch who tormented him think of a punishment for stealing apples when he was starving lost and in a new world what a bunch of bigoted xenophobic racist arseholes

Honestly the ponies have a bad habit of being racist... or specist or whatever it would be called where they assume that everything that isn't a pony that just happens to eat meat is a monster and they should fear it.

Hunter then turned to Twilight, held his middle finger in her face, and said two words.

"Suck it."


Yes Celestia, just leave the guy you have full faith is innocent in a town of paranoid ponies ready to lynch him. Truly you are the wisest of them all.:facehoof:

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