Princess Celestia had a long day. From bickering nobles, to rumors of a molesting psychopath living inside her head, all she wanted to do was to get some rest. To decompress from today's madness and finally get some time to herself. She sat on her bed, lazing around and staring at her extremely expensive priceless lamp...
The money this thing could sell for could go to a much better cause than illuminating her room. She sighed and spread herself out on the bed in boredom.
*grrrr...*
Celestia felt the need for food be announced to her. She stood up and walked into her closet as she closed her blinds, locked the doors, and made sure no fedora wearing fillies with cameras were prancing around...
She opened her closet door and smiled as she levitated her favorite vice to her face;
Cake.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Celestia rustled her brow in confusion as strange music started sounding inside her room. The mare didn't know how to respond to...sudden music. She didn't feel the need to call in her guards for music...
Throwing caution to the wind, she took a slice of that delicious cake she craved and produced a fork.
She then threw the fork away, and began to shove the entire piece into her-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
Sound of glass breaking was heard as Captain Falcon ziplined into Celestia's window and jumped through it. The punch that connected with Celestia's cheek knocked the ruler out in one blow, sending her barreling into her closet, cake guts splattering all over the room and Celestia as her momentum killed all her precious cakes.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Captain Falcon screamed as he produced a bag filled with bananas and began to pelt Celestia's body with the potassium filled fruit. Banana peels and gunk littered her body.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Captain Falcon started to do the moonwalk and dance as he exited though the castle window via zipline.
***
Princess Luna woke up when she smelled...cake and bananas. She rolled her eyes at her sister dietary habits as she got ready for her 'shift' in ruling Equestria.
She jumped off her bed and stretched her wings not unlike a cat. Breathing sighs of relief as she heard wing joints and bones popping. She saw that the sun hasn't been lowered, she and her sister talked about teaching each other how to do their duties as a contingency plan. She guessed that it was her turn to lower the sun.
With more effort than she'd like to admit, she lowered the sun. It didn't have the same 'passion' as her sister states it, that she had when lowering the sun, but with her first task completed, she now began her profession.
With all the 'serenity' as Luna states it she can muster, she raises the moon to its zenith. Call it making up for the lackluster sun setting, she made herself proud with her work.
Finally thinking about something else, Luna noticed something important, she was hungry. So, she called a night servant, and in an impressive seven minutes later, a steaming bowl of carrot cream soup graced her nostrils.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Luna was too focused on her delicious smelling soup to notice the music in the background. She dipped a spoon in the bowl, blew on the hot liquid, and took her first taste of amazing-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
From under the serving tray the servant brought in, Captain Falcon sprinted over to Luna and uppercutted her chin. She was sent flying out of the castle.
Captain Falcon put his hand on his visor'd forehead and stared at Luna's unconscious body flying through the air and towards the moon. The dot her body made in the sky got smaller...
And smaller...
And smaller...
Until...
The same symbol that resigned in the moon when Luna was entrapped on it appeared again as Captain Falcon's punch resealed her into the moon.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Captain Falcon put his arms into the air as if he made a field goal, he danced as he jumped out of the castle and ran to his next victim.
***
Trixie Lulamoon was preforming on her grand stage, fireworks and feats of magic flew here and there in a arranged display. The crowd cheering as she preformed her acts of magic.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
The music was completely unnoticed as the crowd screamed way too loudly for her to here it. Feeling slightly dehydrated, she distracted the crowd with a wave of magic. Going into her coat and taking out a bottle of water, she unscrewed the cap and began to take a sip of-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
From behind Trixie Captain Falcon punched her straight into the crowd, she landed unconsciously on the massive crowd, surfing her because they thought it was all in the show.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Captain Falcon fist pumped as the crowd surfed an unconscious Trixie. The crowed joined in the chant as Captain Falcon fist pumped. The crowd though it was all part of the show.
"Show me ya moves!" Captain Falcon screamed as he started doing his 'I just punched you in the face' dance. The crowd started dancing and prancing with the man, cheering and having a fun time.
Captain Falcon sprinted away towards his next victim, the crowd cheering him on.
***
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were doing what they do best, insulting people to make themselves feel better. The cutie mark crusaders ignored them, they began to take out their lunches.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Applebloom stopped her friends that were about to eat their lunches. She looked to Diamond and Silver Spoon...
And smiled as she gave them her lunch, two Sweet Apple Acres Apples. At first, the remaining CMC were confused with the music, but the sole act of Applebloom giving the two bullies her lunch shifted their short attention spans to them.
The two bullies were confused at first, but instantly took the Apples that she gave them. Not even thanking her as they greedily stared at their newly acquired apples.
At the same time, they both began to take a bite. Not seeing Applebloom's growing smile as the bit into their-
"FALCON PUNCH!"
Captain Falcon suddenly appeared behind the two fillies and punched their heads into the apples, white-yellow gunk splattering all over the place as it got all over them.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
Applebloom laughed and joined Captain Falcon in his merriment as they spun around in a circle, hand and hoof. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, seeing the hilarity that happened to Diamond and Silver, joined in and spun around with the Captain.
Captain Falcon sprinted to his next victim as the CMC were figuring out new names to called the two bullies when they woke up.
***
Flash Sentry had a busy day in the Crystal Empire. There was a lot of work to do around a city who's populous just awoke from a 1000 year imprisonment.
Sweat and fatigue ran through his body as he sat down in his bunker and produced a picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle, he smiled and put it back in its place before taking out his lunch and unwrapping the vegetable sub.
*Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...*
Flash looked around when he started to hear that strange music. He just listed if off as one of his guardsmen playing music next to him.
He unwrapped the thick second layer of paper, opened his mouth, and took a nice-
"WAIFU PUNCH!"
A fat, neckbeared, curly haired man wearing a fedora came out of nowhere and punched Flash in the face, knocking the stallion unconscious.
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
The fat man danced, his fat giggling profusely as he danced his happy dance and ran away...
Only to come back to take away Flash's picture of Twilight Sparkle.