oh my god i am so sorry

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Welcome to the crazy house of Soarin'! While I don't necessarily have interest in the ponies anymore, I do still dream of writing decent fics.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...

I write stuff sometimes, mostly read nowadays. My favorite video game is either Bloodborne or Dark Souls 1, my favorite movies are Star Wars, and my favorite anime is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

i'm a brony who just wants to have fun, and make stuff people can enjoy

I have been a MLP fan fro about 2 Years and my real name is Andrew [My Fav MLP character is Rainbow Dash and Applejack]

Hey! :D Decided to finally try my skills of writing with the human race! Starting with smaller fics and then moving up :D

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?