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Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

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While on a secret mission against the Griffon Empire, Spitfire is separated from the rest of her squad. Alone in enemy territory with a jammed gun, Spitfire's chances of survival are slim. What happened next could only be described as Supernatural.

Written from Spitfire's point of view.

Inspired by the Sabaton song "Camouflage" from the album "The Last Stand."

EDIT: Read by yours truly: Link (YouTube)

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Special thanks to TheWolfHeart89 (DeviantArt Name) for allowing me to use his image "You broke your pinkie promise" as the cover.
My Little Pony and all related characters are owned by Harbro
Deadpool is owned by Marvel Comics (A Division of The Walt Disney Company)

Any sort of Constructive Criticism is Welcome.


What do You get when you combine Deadpool, Pinkie Pie, and a clear Green Day influence?
You would get "Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours"
Deadpool, The Merc with a Mouth, Having been seen to break through the confines of the Marvel universe is currently experimenting with going through other universes. Currently the universe that he has felt the most Comfortable was the land of Equestria. While there, he met a pony he instantly connected with, that pony was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie happened to share Similar qualities with Deadpool. Naturally, they became fast friends. They would just spend afternoons just talking at Sugarcube Corner. Soon after,they started a Green Day cover band called “The Insomniac Nimrods” with Rainbow Dash. The Insomniac Nimrods was notorious for Dash constantly Being hammered by Flim-Flam Brothers Apple Cider during live shows,eventually resulting with Dash taking a 307 step program with Applejack heading the program,her having to deal with apple cider for a majority of her life made her qualified to deal with Cider addictions. Our story begins at Joe's Donut Shop. Dash is currently at step 273 and the band at least 100,000 Bits in debt to the Equestrian Mafia.The highest grossing movie in Equestria is a gangster film called "The Long Hearth's Warming Eve" making over 75,990,069 Bits. The astonishing thing about it was how it was only made for about only 380,000 bits and somehow managed to earn 13 RPFRA's (Royal Princesses Film Recognition Awards) After rewatching the film's PIMAX Re-Release Pinkie and Deadpool stopped at Joe's for a bite to eat,trying to decide how to make the 100,000 Bits within 43 Days and 7 Hours. Naturally,they stray off the topic Fairly quickly.

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This story is a sequel to What I've Become


It is highly recommended that you read What I've Become before you read this story, since this is the second story in The Humanity Within Trilogy, and you will be lost if you just plunge into this without any preparation.

Also, this story already has a sequel: What I Am!

Things have been turning up roses for me lately. I'm no longer fighting to survive, I have people that I can turn to, and I have my face back, all because of the kindness shown to me by strangers.
But will they continue to help me once they find out what dark secrets haunt my past? Will they shun me for the evil deeds that my abductors forced me to do while I was in their service? Will they continue to protect me from the monsters that destroyed my life, once they realize what kind of monster I really am?
How does one forgive a murderer?
WOOT! Feature the day it came out! (how did that happen?) 12/1/2014
Edited by Malefactory. He is fantastic at this kind of thing!
Proofread by Cantankerous. He's freaking amazing.
Also proofread by PhiliChez.
Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here.
And here is his DeviantArt Account!

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This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.

I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job.
Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.

Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.

After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?

Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here.
And here is his DeviantArt Account!
Now 100% approved by Twilight's Library!
Mad props to my prereaders:
ThatPonyWithASword.
Admiral Applejack.
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This story is a sequel to What I've Done


This is the third book in The Humanity Within Trilogy. If you haven't read the other two books first, go back and do that now. Don't worry, this will still be here when you get back...

Also, if you've already finished this trilogy, you should be happy to know that the next book in the series, A Darkened Sky, is out right now! Go read it, follow it, and all that stuff!

I don't know what to believe anymore. I was sure they were all monsters, all demons bent on destroying any peace I and my new friends might find in this life.

I was wrong.

Instead of burning this world down around me, their weapons are pointed away from the planet, not towards it.

As if that conundrum wasn't perplexing enough, I also have to deal with finding my own place in this odd, yet familiar society. But how does one simply go back to being normal? Especially knowing that the real monsters that caused this mess in the first place could be just around the corner?

After all, it's not like I'll ever see my home planet again. They may not be here to hurt me or my friends, but I still don't trust these 'friendly' aliens to get me a ride home...

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After the return of Princess Luna, Equestria entered a period of unparalleled innovation. Space flight and faster-than-light travel became not only reachable goals, but reality. And so equine civilization expanded throughout the cosmos. But in their search for other intelligent life, they discovered a race that could not be befriended, appeased or reasoned with. The race they encountered existed only to feed.

Now, in a war where defeat means extinction, any victory counts.

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This is a one shot story to try to get the writing train running better. I edited the picture to hide spoilers(just in case).

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Long ago, Celestia created the Spanish Inquisition and put three strange stallions in charge for unknown reasons. While Twilight goes to question her mentor about this, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Granny Smith all have encounters with these three zealots. They didn't expect them at all, and they are all very confused.

Ponified Version of Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch "The Spanish Inquisition." If you've never seen it, shame on you, and here's a link: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Hope you all enjoy. If not, I blame it on being my first story.

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This story is a sequel to Track Switch - Frankfurt Calling


Modern just in time supply chains require arcane logistics. The people I work for specialise in that special kind of magic. Me? I just make sure stuff gets from A to B. And I'm good at it.
All over western Europe. Always at night. Always alone - just the way I like it.

Included in the Royal Canterlot Library. Now with Nightline character art by LunarFroxy.

Pre-read by CandyCanine
Reading the prequel is a good idea to get to know the other characters in the story, but not strictly necessary. As long as you like ponies on Earth, you're good.

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