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This story is a sequel to Sunbeam


Long days at the shop are made at least somewhat more bearable by friendly voices on the phone, and Kat is no exception. That she’s far more competent than most parts people is the cherry on top.

We work on fleet trucks, mostly, and a few company cars and favors for the boss cars. So when Kat called and wanted me to look at her car, I didn’t know what to expect.

It wasn’t what I was expecting.


Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

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Talk to someone on the telephone enough and you get an idea of what they look like.

And then you meet them for the first time, and they're not at all what you expected.

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In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.

This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.

Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.


A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous.
A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior
Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU
Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.

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When I'm writing, I often get ideas. Many of these ideas are bad, or won't fit with the stories I'm writing. Some of them are sticky though. They won't go away and make room for the new ideas that I need, until I write them down as fast as I can.

From now on I keep them here, a tiny little window into the strange, strange place that is my mind. Updated when it has to be.

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This story is a sequel to Hard Reset


After the events of Hard Reset Twilight's life and mental well being are slowly returning to normal. Her recovery is cut short, though, when a letter arrives informing her that the time loop spell she cast is causing severe damage to space and time itself. In over her head, Twilight tries to summon anypony who will know how to fix it. The pony she gets is the last one she ever thought she would meet... and nothing like she expected him to be.

Available in Spanish thanks to dgs1993
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TD Harrison Powell, the human first seen in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! is drafted by Fluttershy to go into the Everfree Forest after one of her missing chickens. Little does he know that what he finds there will change him forever...

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"You all know the story by now, so let's take it from the top." That was how the story of another human lost in the magical lands of Equestria began their tale. To say the welcoming wasn't what they expected would be an understatement. This was fine with them, why should they have to bend a knee to a race of self-centered, discriminating ponies?

This doesn't mean they won't try to keep the mistakes that followed them from ripping apart the world, even if some of them don't deserve it. Stuck in the body of the Sarkaz Mercenary, W, this human won't just take the insults lying down, even if that puts the capital on her back.

Arknights/MLP crossover
Note: 'Sex' tag for references to subject and body. Also, Tags will be added over time.

First Arknights story featured, thanks so much!! =^_^=
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Promises don't count unless they're fulfilled, so when Bay Breeze is promised eighteen inches, she'd better get eighteen inches. Anything less would be an affront.


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I am cursed. Cursed with immortality.
I was helpless to stop the last of my family tree from withering away. That was when I learned that death brings pain and distress to those forced to keep living. But I was the one who couldn’t die. The one who understood.
My name is Infinity.
I am timeless.
I will be ponykind’s salvation. I will end their pain.
I will end life as we know it.


This is my first-ever contest entry for A Rare Sight’s “I’m the Villain of the Story” contest. Being a “villain” story, it is a lot darker than what I usually do- still clean, but VERY dark. If you’re not into that kind of thing, just don’t read it. Rated T for thematic elements.

DISCLAIMER: Please note that the views expressed in this story do not reflect my own outlook; I was merely exploring a possible viewpoint of an extremist villain.

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There is a saying in my family.

That Mill Finish will never be a mare you’d want waiting at your doorstep.

I suppose there is some truth to that.


The original draft of this story was written for Undome Tinwe's Dramatic Contest,
as part of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting group

Many thanks to the following for their invaluable feedback:
Atom Smash Decaf HapHazred The Red Parade Scrying Mind Shaslan Undome Tinwe Vis-a-Viscera

Artwork by LA-ndy

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