Zoot and Janice are two Muppets. The Muppets got me into ponies. The ponies made me a brony. Being a brony made me find this site. I now reside here as Zootxjanice, and we're done.

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Hello fellow ponies, welcome to my corner of fimfiction. My names Frostfire and i write action & adventure stories with a bit of romance in them sometimes. hope you enjoy them and blessings from Luna.

I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Who let the dogs out?

Abacadooby.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Every thing that has a beginning has an end. I'm both the beginning and the end for I'm Ragnarok!

short bio: Is a super paranoid anxious person who can't finish his story within a reasonable fashion

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

I am a writer dabbling in many genres. I only write what I love, and can only hope for others to love it the same. This is usually no the case.

What's my age again?

To represent everything it stands for.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Just another teenage wanabee fanfiction writer, though I personally hope to do my best in whatever story I write! Fan of all kinds of art, especially music, books and animation. Chinese and gay.

i'm not writing pony fiction ever again.

I didn't do it, I swear!

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I hope you like spice, 'cause it's about to get REAL hot up in here.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Mostly harmless.

This is my clop writing account. I will never EVER link this to my regular account, because I would not appreciate being affiliated with writing such literature.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Born in a town in a place on a planet, our young hero must fight the incredulous forces to unite his people in the cause of hapless reading! Join TheMortalSlab in fighting crime and stealing babies!

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~