I have returned · 11:57pm Nov 5th, 2022

So, I have returned to writing after a two-year hiatus. The main reason for this was that towards the end of 2019 I was in a bad place in my head, I was working 60+hours a week, ten days a row, earning big £££, and drinking every day. Stress was high, as was my living disappointment. I discovered I had underlying health conditions preventing me from military service (my childhood aspiration) my relationship with my ex had fallen apart and then covid struck. My ex and I had started moving out of

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Baby steps · 9:21am Mar 28th, 2018

Hey all, PaleFace here, my first blog for my first story "Off The Grid". I wrote it mostly for my own enjoyment and I decided I would share if with the community. Feedback appreciated of course.

Have a pleasant day.

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Culling of the Hives The changeling hives have always warred with each other to cull the weak. With Twilight Sparkle's announcement still echoing with the other hives, it is time once again to separate the chaff from the wheat. by law abiding pony 104,058 words · 1,539 · 36

ARTICLE 2 An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human. by Muppetz 228,756 words · 5,157 · 177

Commissions

Hello viewer,

I am open to writing commissions, send me a note with your idea/plot and any other specifics. I'm new at writing under commission, so would charge $7.00 per 1,000 words.

The only story I have so far is over on fimfiction.net Off The Grid which you can use as an example of my writing.

Prices:

$7.00 per 1,000 words.
NSFW: As I haven't experience in this area, NSFW would be an automatic $5.00 upgrade charge, on top of story length.
Research: Depending on if I need to and the amount I would need to do, I may add another $5.00 for research. This would only be for fandoms with which I'm unfamiliar.
Wordcount: I'll write a maximum amount of 10,000 words.
ETA: Wait times vary, but a safe assumption would be 3,000 words per week.

Ficlets: These stories are no more than 1,000 words and cost $5.00. Add $1.00 for NSFW.

Payment: PayPal

Form

Decided you'd like to commission me? Fill out this form through email, note, or comment!

For Stories / Ficlets
Type of commission: (Story, Ficlet)
Word count: (For Stories)
NSFW?: (Yes/No, if Yes, detail the type you'd like. Please note I may refuse if it's out of my bounds or not something I'm comfortable with.)
Fandom: (If FanFiction.)
Character(s) / Pairing(s): (Who the main characters and/or pairings are.)
Plot: (Be as detailed as possible; you may write paragraphs or point form. If Ficlet, you may leave the plot up to me.)

Anything Else?

As stated, if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, write me a note or send an email to the address written in the opening statement. Thank you for looking and I look forward to working with you.

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