"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Too much to write; too little time

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

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Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

O.F.P.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A fellow traveler...

Not very active here anymore.

I'm that one guy. You know, with the things.