That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I am a simple author trashbag with far too many OCs for his own good. You may or may not see them, except you will definitely see them, don't think you won't.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.

I'm an avid reader and first time writer of pony fics with a love of clop! Purple horse is best <3

Like a moth flittering towards a flame.

Erm...None yet?

It's a dangerous business, putting words to paper. You write a sentence and, if you don't keep your hoof, there's no telling where you might be swept off to...

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Everything I touch turns to shipfic. All my stories will be uploaded here shortly.

I love getting feedback and constructive criticism. Please feel free to comment. If you take the time to comment, I will take the time to respond.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Always occupied to make graphs and plans for nothing.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Does this look infected to you?

Writer. What else do you need to know?