There goes my hero.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

I write in my spare time. Not very good at it, and I don't plan on getting better, but as long as one person likes my creation, I'm happy with it.

Hello!

now fully out of the closet as a my little pony fan, long live the herd!

An Asian-American brony who is a fan of Spike, Discord, and Jackie Chan.

A polite gun owner. Just don't tread on me.

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

Horse words are the best words.

Leave a message at the beep.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I love Deadliest Warrior and Sunset is my favorite character... Oh, and I think Celestia is a weak leader, cause she is.

I'm mostly just here for the porn.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I am always online, even when I am not.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Professional imbecile

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I commission and write many questionable things.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

We grow 'em big!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A brony who's constantly traveling around

Geek boy, aspiring writer, and proud Brony with a story to tell.

I write macrophillia stories.

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

Hello Everypony Welcome To My Page

"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."

Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him| Just trying my best|Commissions are 10 USD per chapter. Dm me if you have any questions

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I will not be active on here. Find me on Discord: saintkartano or just email me (kartano@gmail.com)