I am new to writing, I like to play games. The 'lives' we 'live' are short and abruptly end. And I intend to fill it with worthy things.
In reading, keep an open mind. In writing, have fun with words.
Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
I love Crossover Fanfics and I love SCOOBY DOO! SCOOBY DOO! FTW! Markiplier is my favorite Youtuber and CaptainSparklez comes in second to Mark. My favorite superhero is also Spider-Man.
Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES
You really don't have to find true love. Not as long as you have good friends and family. I'm not saying be loveless. Just wait til you see the moment and take a chance. Trust me it will be worth it
I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.
A frustrated writer who just wants people to like their stories.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Brohoof yall. And just so you know i believe in aliens,im patriotic, and i love the f-15e.
And so the story of this man is left in ashes...
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
Just here to make stories for all you fillies and colts to read. Also love to help others with their own writing, so feel free to approach with questions of your own.
"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.
"The Meta....The scariest mute in the galaxy" - Leonard Church "We are the Meta" - Sigma
One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein
"Writing a book is an adventure: It begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." - Sir Winston Churchill
Giggle at the ghosties... alternatively, shoot them in the face.
You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!
Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.
"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"
Chaos is not the opposite of Harmony but apart of it. Both chaos and order together create a balance known as Harmony. Without one you cannot have have the other and without either there is nothing.
"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" —SgtMaj. Avery Johnson, 2552
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
I am a big Spike fan, so most of my fanfics will have Spike and/or CMC as the main hero's. If you have come here for some logic than this is the wrong place...maybe
If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!
"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous