Those who express the most happiness, are the ones who have felt equal measures of sorrow.

Is there something you need?

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

I have returned.

24 year old brony in California (no I don't surf). Linguistics and Japanese major. Language and culture are my life. Fan of sci-fi and reading.

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Tell me, have you ever wondered if...

God, I'm so sorry.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Just a wannabe screenwriter who happens to have a fascination with pony fanfiction.

Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

I'm lazy

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

I'm not dead yet.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Well, I am what you want me to be, I guess.