I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.
The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
[Reminder to insert here something fun, witty, and not self-deprecating at all]
"Everything is the Omniverse. Everything is canon."- SlouchyFall: Artist/Animator, Black Brony, and Earth Pony Enthusiast.
I write, and sometimes it's good. I wish I was better at writing though... Feel free to join my Discord.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"
Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic
I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.
Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots. | You Like? Join the Raccoon Feeders or buy me a kofi.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis
Let's see what I can do with this here brain...