• Member Since 28th Aug, 2012
  • offline last seen Monday

Von Snootingham


The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.

Search Statistics

Found 3 stories in 17ms



Total Words: 110,574
Estimated Reading: 7 hours

E
Source

Trixie wasn't always the mare she is now. What, or rather WHO, made the showmare who she is? As usual, it began with a stallion. But ponies aren't always who they seem.

Chapters (1)
E
Source

A short drabble about a human and a mare in the near future. Earth has bridged the worlds and technology is everywhere. Anything is possible and anyone can be anyone they want.

Originally written for a 3 minute fiction contest at To the Best of Our Knowledge. It had to be hard sci-fi set in the near future, and 500-600 words. I didn't win, but I didn't want the story to languish, so I ponified it. I actually think it works better in an FiM setting. Proofread as always by the interminably incredible PingSquirrel. Celestia bless him for suffering this for me.

~~NOTICE!~~
I'm not pleased with this as it is. When I actually get off my lazy tentacles and get around to it, I have ideas to revise and expand this story.

Chapters (1)
T

Gayle is a fitness nut. Steve is a professional layabout. Gayle is super motivated, Steve is super not. The two are an unlikely pair of roommates, a real life odd couple. While they're such opposites, they're also an unlikely pair of firm, if antagonistic, friends. They also share a special birthday...

So of course, things get interesting, as things are wont to do in stories. On their 25th birthdays, they start noticing... changes. Are those wings Gayle is sprouting, and is that a beak? Is Steve growing a horn on his head... but losing a "horn" somewhere else? Why do the names Gilda and Lazy Bones sound familiar? Time to get the hell out of Dodge! In their quest to find a safe haven they'll stumble across a certain pair of twin brothers and a whole motley crew of other Equestrian castaways in what might be the most bizarre road trip ever! Of all time! And is that love blooming between our intrepid heroes?

A side story in the Five Score, Divided by Four universe.

ALOT of swearing. So beware, if that sort of thing bothers you. Seriously, the main character swears like a pirate on shoreleave.
(The first four chapters were proofread and edited by themultiversewatcher, but since then it's been the incredible and... always interesting PingSquirrel.)

Chapters (22)