Car lover, story reader, and inconsistent writer. He/him.

"Pocket Sand!"

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

I am here only to please my fellow readers and am eager to see mlp Fim used in any artistic form and I lookforward to seeing the tallents of the internets writers brought to life

Jesus christ, this stuff is SO MUCH WORSE than I remember.

I am Prince John Winter. Welcome to the Kingdom of Solstice.

Sorry if I'm slow to upload. I'm more of a reader than a writer.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Because someone has to light that match that burns the world.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Show your support on my pateron page or ask for a commission https://www.patreon.com/Madhat886

Science Fiction Author

Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.

Element of Laziness

Hysterical. Glacial.

You can't destroy darkness, you can only repel it.

Wish I had more time to write...

swiggity swooty. It's been a blast!

welcome to my profile, I am Alexis, a writer and artist. I do books and art of any rating.

The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Pithy Statement

Brilliant plots, total dick.

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

*Releases a sigh of defeat* Ko-Fi

'Supposedly' evil.

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

My life is consumed by poor choices and an unreasonably long list of fucked up things

flamingos