The Unexpected Love Life Of Dusk Shine and Darkly Dreaming Dexter.

Dusk Shine did not become Celestia's personal student, he did embedded himself into the chaos and a haunted mind of a stallion damaged beyond repair. While chaos rules his brain he has a solution; The Checklist.

The Element of Magic split into two, causing Dusk Shine to be the unwanted hero of Ponyville. They wouldn't praise him for his other work, however. Not even his brother would condone his other work.

They involve a lot of steps, all in order.

The agents of HARMOMY, led by The Boss, has betrayed Twilight Sparkle and The Equestrian CIA.

The EIA is a crime organization, and a rather special one in fact. Recently, they came into power over a country that's not recognized by the Council of International Affairs up until now; they are now a terrorist organization with the, supposedly, capacity of becoming the most Nuclear-powered militant Equestria has ever seen.

Twilight Sparkle, codenamed "Sparkle Snake", was The Boss's apprentice for many years. After The Boss's disappearence and Luna's position on the throne, Twilight Sparkle retired. The Agency HARMONY, now ran by Luna, contacts her with an imperative mission. However reluctant she is to come out of retirement, the Equestrian CIA needs her to locate the nuclear threat and comfirm EIA's weapon 'To Surpass Metal Gear' is real and it's location through the weapons scientist by the name of "808.808".

The following is a fanfiction of a fanfiction, a spin-off, a parody, please support the official release.

I was inspired to do this and I would hate to be red-bombed because I'm just a nerd who writes mediocre fics okay I'm stopping now

Dusk Shine was born a mare, actually, just a very selective mare that doesn't go out and completely expresses herself like a normal pony would.
This unofficial spin-off follows the brilliantly smart-mouthed Twilight Sparkle: an antisocial, awkward, unromantic bookworm who wants nothing more but to keep to herself and read.
However, that dream is pretty much like every character you're going to enjoy in this story because it was killed off when Twilight Sparkle is forced to leave her home in Canterlot and live in a smaller town named Ponyville to watch over the Summer Sun Celebration and to make friends.

How exactly is Twilight Sparkle supposed to make friends when everyone in Ponyville developes a crush on her?

One big happy functional family.
A Librarian, a Sorceress, and A Misanthrope!

Everyone goes along to tell how a child is born pure of heart, but how Twinkle Star not supposed to be blamed when she's exactly the worst of Twilight and Trixie combined with only a trickle of good traits. Her entire existence is to be the worst pony ever, and she pretty much embraces it!

If you could take your worst qualities, and your lover's worst qualities, and place them into one child who naturally already have some good traits passed down from both parents, you would get the worst filly in existence.

Twilight, Trixie, and their "lovable" daughter, Twinkle Star, are one happy family. If only Twinkle would actually get along with her two mothers and not strain every-pony's patience, that would make for a stable family.

no, Twinkle Star is not a Mary-Sue. Don't get that idea. She's literally supposed to be the worst of both Trixie and Twilight, with the exception of natural inherited traits like proficency in magic and [censored for comedic relief/laugh and applaud in German pls] like that.

title also not stolen by one of my favorite authors, pls don't soo

Cole Phelps has to wear his badge tightly, because Canterlot Police Department is a lot more cutthroat than LAPD was. Rightfully so, as the underbelly of Canterlot is nothing but criminal scum waiting to be brought to justice, by any means necessary.

These cases are much different than Cole had to deal with in the past, maybe it has to do with the new pony body or maybe it require different skills that Cole Phelps simply don't have, so he hires some help along the way. They might even prove to be useful, because hard wit and cold evidence can only get a detective so far.

You just need a touch of friendship to make the worst criminals crack.

Male ADHD!Twilight, Female Jerk!Spike, Everyone else is canonically the same personality-wise but I can't say the same for gender.
Warning: Sexual References, Off-Character Rule 63 on some characters, swearing, rather harsh backstory, constant reminders of how Dusk Shine is best pony, everypony hates main character, and more.

Dusk Shine is a genius with a horrible case of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, he cannot sit still for more than five minutes without becoming jittery and unfocused, unable to focus on one thing at a time, and uncontrollable impulsiveness. Despite this disorder, Dusk Shine has gone on to do many great feats and accomplishments.

Dusk Shine shows pride in his talent and accomplishments, maybe a little too much. Actually excessive to the point where many psychologists believe Dusk Shine has a God-like Complex. Actually, Dusk Shine just thinks he's better than everyone.

If only Dusk Shine wasn't such an annoying, selfish jerk to Celestia by mistake, he wouldn't be forced to watch over the preparations of the boring Summer Sun Celebration instead of preparing for the return of Nightmare Moon.

Dusk Shine's Superiority Complex is brought to you by inspiration from this chap.

Trixie is one attack away from ending Twilight's corruption, but why did she hesitate?

More or less an ending prompt rather than a whole fleshed out story. I guess it's a short story to show off raw writing skill, written all in one day.

Even the smallest change can entirely rewrite someone's mindset.

Long suppressed Depression could leave a long impact of a young adult mare, especially one whose been grieving for an entire year, the grieving process of an magically emotional Twilight is complicated.

That was made perfectly clear when the small community of Ponyville is killing each other off, by suicide. The rates of these self caused deaths are enough to raise the red flags of Twilight, but none to the concern of the guards.

Maybe Twilight is as crazy as they say.

After the events of Season 8, House lost his reason to smile anymore

Until life as a Doctor sucked him back in, differently than he'd expect.

Either I have died and gone past purgatory and straight to my own personal hell.

Or I stumbled upon another group of idiots who somehow need my help, despite the fact I'm not even the same race as them. Like they would understand what they were doing if they somehow decided to treat the measles with a spell, it would make the bacteria stronger thus you just created more life of super mutants.

Good work, now lets play doctor.