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TThe Checklist
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
A tormented mind with a crimson brick road he traveled down, Dusk Shine did not become Celestia's personal student. With six mares head over hooves for him, making the cut is a challenge but he controls the chopping block.
Gore
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Trixie
Other
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 4k words · 14 8 · 576 views
TMetal Gear Twilight | Penta Helix
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
Codenamed "Sparkle Snake", Twilight is sent to the top secret facility run by the EIA to eliminate a target that's defected from HARMONY and destroy the facility. The only problem is, that double agent is Twilight's mentor, Celestia - or 'The Boss'
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Trixie
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 199 words · 606 views
TTwilight Sparkle and Her Unwanted Love Life
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
Of course, you know the story of The Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine, but this unofficial spin-off follows Twilight: an aromantic, smart-alec, antisocial, bookworm, as she tries to hurdle through the challenges that comes with living in Ponyville.
Alt. Universe
Other
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 34k words · 95 28 · 3.8k views
EMy Little Pony: Family Does(n't) Matter
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Random
An impregnation spell allows Twilight and her partner, Trixie, the joy of a baby filly. What they didn't realize was that the spell took the worst qualities of both mares and added them into one spiteful, cocky, and socially awkward filly.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Trixie
OC
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 8.5k words · 28 4 · 1.9k views
TBadge 1247
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Cole Phelps is back on duty, but this time: he's on a mission to put the Justice back where it belongs on the shady underbelly of Canterlot.
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Other
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 3.9k words · 383 views
TMy Little Pony: Friendship is Boringly Overrated
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
A colt with a very bad case of ADHD and Narcissistic Personality Disorder(?) is forced/tasked with going to Ponyville to make friends, but who needs friendships when Dusk Shine's the best there Is, the best there was, the best there ever will be?
Alt. Universe
Spike
OC
Other
Main 6
ProbableSarcasm · 4.2k words · 15 8 · 751 views

Hello, and welcome to my profile!

I upload stuff that I find actually good content and hopefully won't suck ass.

So uh, enjoy!

Read These!

|House M.D| Something to Smile About What happens when you overuse medication? Besides the obvious overdose, what happens? The opponent the medicine was fighting grows immune, and this is the case with what happened when you try to treat illnesses with magic for generations? Good job. by ProbableSarcasm 13,080 words · 66 · 6
Wolf in Pony Clothing. Attempting to recreate a long forgotten spell is a dangerous practice, and having an hyperactive pink pony makes your life at stake a dozen times. Twilight Sparkle had ripped a hole in her reality, and it's seemed to have altered someone's universe. by ProbableSarcasm 1,164 words · 41 · 3
Kingdom of Bones: A Shot in The Dark The city of Ponyville has been in trouble, not quite this one. Enough suicides in this city is enough to raise red flags in Twilight's head to start investigating, but with given her recent loss: she's been a little unstable recently. by ProbableSarcasm 7,781 words · 15 · 2

Stories that you should try out!

Comments ( 11 )

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B_25

B_25 #11 · Sep 18th, 2016 · · ·

Tea or coffee?

ProbableSarcasm

ProbableSarcasm #10 · Sep 24th, 2015 · 1 · ·

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Cynics have to look out for each other, mate!

The Cynical Brony

The Cynical Brony #9 · Sep 24th, 2015 · · ·

Thanks!

ProbableSarcasm

ProbableSarcasm #8 · Sep 6th, 2015 · · ·

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Ah! No problem! I don't normally follow peeps because, well, I'm a nerd who writes stories about pretty little ponies bickering at each other while I grin at my story views, adjusting my over-sized cigar as I roll in the literal cookie dough!

On a more serious note, given how I am instructed to talk in absolute sarcasm other wise the man behind my head will stomp on my pretty pony stories and italics, I'm glad you enjoy the story!

Honestly, comedy is easy to write (as I found), so that means more chapters on a regular basis; without the hassle of waiting twelve months for a single update, without strenuous pressure on me.

That is, until vacation is over and real life starts choking the adhd out of me, and I end up having to judge sleep or ponies.

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