"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

This is a bio.

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

Not a changeling.

"Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc..." ~Theodore Kaczynski

"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

To all who come to this user page, welcome. I am TheIdiot; Head Author of the Alt-TCB Story SPECTRUM (and the occasional stuff on the side). Feel free to follow me if you so wish.

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings. ~John Bunyan

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I'm a college student who is a primetime procrastinator. Not much of a good combination but I'll be damned if I'm not an awesome friend.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

That's some catch, that Catch-22

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Just sitting here on my fluffy reading storys.

I'm a writer, always have been always will be. My intrests are for making stories mostly about Changelings, because really; they need love to. Enjoy my stories, leave a like and comments.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Things are stranger than they seem.

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Something-something horse narrations.

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I write like once a year.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.