WHO AM I?!?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

I read it for the Plot.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

I'm proud of my work, but... Writer's Block is the biggest and most terrifying problem any author has to face, especially alone. Sorry for inactivity lately.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Tired always.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Horrifically Fun

Retired, but I still check in.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

loves tiaras.

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.