"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

This is a bio.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

I am but a soldier of the pen, with the grace of a dragon. . .unraveling fiction, one story at a time.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Too much to write; too little time

A friendly hybrid from the naga folk. Dabbler digital artist and writter. A long, sturdy creature fond of food and industry. Beware of his hugs!

No means GO HARDER!!!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Hello!

God, I need a drink.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

Unless you count liking steak as interesting you should stop reading this bio.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Moderator of Protect Celestia. Aside from that I'm a prereader/writer who farts about this site to an excessive degree. Currently have three stories going at the moment.

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

Still creeping. Still lurking.

The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Abacadooby.

Not much interesting about me. Just trying to make a good story that people will enjoy!

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.

KEEP IT CLEAN

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

"You think you know me..."

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

No longer relevant.