To the disappointment of many, Rainbow Dash has sandbagged in Highlander pugs for years. Deciding enough is enough, Highlander staff executive Micahpone banishes Rainbow Dash to the forbidden realms of Sixes: Gullywash, Metalworks, Product, and more. Heartbroken, Rainbow Dash turns to the battered lands of LFT to find a place to redeem herself.

If Rainbow Dash is to reclaim her reputation as the greatest pyro in the history of RGL to exclusively airblast snipers off the edge of Upward, she'll need to hit the ground running and make her own sixes team. Will Rainbow be able to win her first season of Invite? Or will she let herself succumb to emo music and fervent stagnation?

It's all in her hooves. Or is that the Jug?

Dear Princess Celestia,

I traveled to The Castle of the Two Sisters yesterday to study ancient runes, and to possibly discover new magical artifacts. I found a magic sword and an eternal goblet, and fascinating as they are, they are nothing exceptional. Especially compared to a thousands-year-old magical journal with your hoofwriting on it!

I am very sorry, Princess, but I my curiosity got the best of me and I read through it. I thought it would hold ancient knowledge and history.

Well, it did contain history, but it wasn't the kind of history that I'm used to. After reading this journal, I don't know if I can trust you anymore, but if everything you wrote is true, then you'll know where to find me.

Your student,
Twilight Sparkle

The title of this story was inspired by Moonrise: A Symphonic Metal Opera by L-Train.

Discord's watching. He watches all, knows all, decides all. He controls the future. But that's not fate. It's the unknown.

Which is why I don't care about it. I'm just here to watch.

Flash Sentry used to work for the royal guard. He used to care about his life. He used to care about keeping a healthy diet. He used to care about socializing with ponies.

Then he met Lyra Heartstrings: a pony who became closer to him within a few short days than anypony else had within years. Sparks fly for the young stallion, but there's just one problem. She's interested in mares.

[Illustrated]

Roseluck was down on her luck. All she wanted to do was buy one of Little King John's famous potato knishes, but she gets more than she expects when she steps inside his factory.

His Knish Factory.

It was a dark day. Edgy McDarkness, the red and black Supercorn, was depleted of his powers. The Holy Grail had bested him, defeating him to conquer Equestria. If only he there was a Shadow Power deposit nearby, he could save his love...

The Ratboy Genius, creature of wonder, shall write a story with no beginning, middle, or end in mind. This is what the story entails. Will it be a terrible tale of horrifying battle? Or perhaps a steamy romance involving characters of different species but same genders?

Actually, you can probably tell by the tags that were made after the story has been completed. However, it's up to you to decide whether to read the story or not.

Not a troll fic. I tried to make this as enjoyable as possible within 1000 words.

Rage Review may be found here.

This story is a sequel to Why Am I A Super Saiyan?

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am a Super Saiyan.

I know that may sound strange. I don't fully understand what a Super Saiyan is, but that's why I'm getting to the bottom of this problem myself. Somewhere, somehow, somepony in Equestria emotionally pushed my friend Rainbow Dash and I in a way that increased our natural talents, powers, and magic by an estimated 2000%.

After Rainbow learned that, all she seemed to care about was the transformation and training her physical strength and speed to give her a better shot at being one of the Wonderbolts, but I know better. To be honest, I don't know why they haven't accepted her already, but such matters are trivial in comparison to the science and magic involved. Instead of training, I'm going to study this mystical energy. It had to have come from somewhere, and it has to have some sort of limits.

Limits I can achieve. Limits I can ascend. Limits that, if broken, can help for the better of Equestrian society.

In the wake of the internet being invented, Fluttershy asks an online stranger a difficult question after being asked her age, sex, and location.

Just another parody after ten minutes of omegle.
Don't use omegle, kids.

While interviewing the trans-dimensional magus Princess Twilight Sparkle, Rhett & Link learn about the havoc that an element of harmony becoming a pony princess would cause.

[MLP/GMM]