"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfectđ´Ponk & GlimGlam are best poniesđ´Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krĂźs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into
If it isn't obvious, I'm in love with Slice of Life.
I see you shivering and that. Don't get shook. Man's here, you're
Two plus two is four, minus one, that's three. Quick maffs.
Hop out the four-door with the .44 It was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor
"To be hot or not to be hot, that is the question. But the answer is that man's never hot." - Big Shaqespeare, Shaqbeth Act 4 scene 4
Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. â Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.
The unofficial genius inventor of Potato Bass. Musical applications - Questionable https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCKUnOYcUs5fpwtT5-A_-3Hw
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
âTrixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,â said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, âbut maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?â
Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.
One day I will return. ââââââ/ The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.
Just some Beach Boys-loving idiot with a fascination of cartoon ponies, tokusatsu, and troping.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
âWhat all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.â â William Lamb Melbourne
2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I've been gone for a long time, but still show up every now and then.
I'm mostly a musician, and you may know me as 4EverfreeBrony, but I also write stories sometimes. Follow me, if you'd like to!
Stupid stories for the low, low price of your firstborn children. o(*^â˝^*)â
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"