I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

This account is mainly used to create funny versions of fanfictions that try to be too dramatic, gory, or use improper grammar. This account is made purely for fun, we do not mean any harm to anyone.

Well paint me green and call me a pickle.

Bringing cute and comical clop to the world

I am Prince John Winter. Welcome to the Kingdom of Solstice.

And then there's this asshole.

I'm totally not a mutant changeling.

Name: Jenna. Gender: Female. Status: Completely Awesome, And Coco, Eh. Also, Canada And 'Murica Forever, Eh. Anything else you'd like to know, eh.

A man born and raised in Worcester, MA. I like Mega Man. A lot. Fluttershy is best pony, and I will make her mine one day.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Abandoned

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

My Linktr.ee

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

"You think you know me..."

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

I write horse words.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Like my stories? Don't worry, more's coming. Don't like my stories? Eh, who needs ya?

The man without a plan.

Sometimes I write stories.

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Just a simple writer. Mostly erotic fiction, focusing heavily on romance and sometimes kink!

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.