Please note that this is a parody, and it is not meant to be a good story, just a funny one. In a very rundown town, one man lives with nothing. His parents have died, he has very small wealth, and the only thing keeping him going is My Little Pony. But all of that changes when he finds an ordinary cardboard box. All of it changes. Well, except how stupid he is. Never in his life did he expect to have his very own Rainbow Dash. He raises her as his own, and his life changes forever. This is a story of love, friendship, and stupidity. We are Parody Productions. What we do is create fan fictions which basically are parodies of other fan fictions that focus too much on making things dramatic, sad, or gory (or stories which simply have very bad spelling and grammar). What we have here is a My Little Dashie parody. DISCLAIMER: We do not own any My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters, nor are we making a profit on this. In addition, My Little Dashie by ROBCakeran53 is not owned by us, and we are not in any way attempting to harm the author or the story's fans. We hope you all enjoy this story as much as we did writing it. We would ask that you do not spam the comments about how terrible we are for making a parody for a great fan fiction. We would also request that you do not dislike purely because it is making fun of a fan fiction which we too enjoyed.