Alicorn physiology is a fascinating thing. Their manes and tails, in particular, at least those of the most powerful ones, have a tendency to float and billow on their own, as a result of the intense magic present in their bodies. This same magic has, however, very different effects on other, less visible parts of their bodies. Effects that, unfortunately, Twilight had not been made aware of before she had to use such powers. She was not particularly happy about that.
This story is 100% Wintermist's fault.
1908305 on Derpibooru for the cover art, NSFW in case the fact that I didn't link to it directly didn't give it away.
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ba hahaha
Mmm
So no Nightmare Moon returning from the moon looking like a Star Beast version of Cousin It?
A Wintermist inspired story, you say? Guess I'll have to give this one a read
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It feels a bit too much like a crackfic to be enjoyable for me, so alas
Ok, that was kinda funny
*Cackle.* And like that I've an interest in the anthro tag! I have to admit - this was super entertaining!
Most amusing.
*giggles immaturely*
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These are like fart jokes. They’ve never not been funny
jesus Christ.
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Nice
Huh.
And here I was thinking that is was going to be about image 1287630.
Oh well.
Maybe next time.
Oh um... ok?
How does one search for this using the number?
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I'm curious as well. I'm not very well educated in it
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Just google "Derpibooru" then the number
So is she bleeding on the floor? Because otherwise I question the need for a mop.
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I think she pissed herself and passed out.
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Ah. Yeah that makes sense.
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Maybe she was leaking other types of bodily fluids.
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It occurred to me but seemed unlikely that Twi has a panic fetish of some sort.
Hold on a minute... if this happen to alicorn in general... what about Cadance?
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Well, she just learned that Celestia and Luna don't wear panties, by directly seeing it no less, that they're in a harem together, and that Celestia plans to make her a part of it. I think it would be justified.
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I think the implication is that it only happens when you have floaty magic hair like the sisters, so it happened to Twilight when she had to raise the Sun but Cadence is normal.
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Possibly, but I figure the true horror would overshadow that response.
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https://derpibooru.org/
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Just add the number after the slash
Great story. Sequel please
The song "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf gets a whole new meaning after reading this story.
Any story that ends with any iteration of, "and somebody get a mop" can't be bad. It's like a law or something.
Ahem.
Wat.
so a nosebleed eruption?
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My thoughts exactly.
poor Twily lost her bush! XD
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Wrong. Fart jokes disgust me, and I'm positive I can't be the only one out of billions of people for whom this holds true. This, however, is comedy gold.
.....I actually want to see where this goes.
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Seconded!
Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh. I too am interested in this Royal harem idea.
I may or may not have cackled once or twice.
Sequel?
Okay, this got me. XD
Did Twilight go all the way to Celestia's Castle like that? She's probably going to faint again once she realizes she accidentally gave some random people quite the show..
Well at least she enjoyed herself.
Cute story.