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It starts.
Hold onto your britches kids! You're in for a wild ride!
I knew this was you just by the title.
I appear to have found my new obsession piece...
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Lucky you. Chapter 2 is already done, is longer, and just awaiting more editing.
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I have just read the story and that comment so all i can say is
EDIT IT FASTER YOU FOOL! try wearing red while editing cause "da red uns go fasta"
and sorry for being rude
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You seriously underestimate how much beer is required to edit Star Swirls' lines.
I'm on my second now.
If I met someone like this Starswirl, I legitimately think I'd start beating the shot out of them a quarter of the way through their verbal diarrhea.
This version of Star Swirl is so insufferable I keep teetering back and forth on the fence of whether to keep reading, with everything else pulling toward continue. Getting District 9 flashbacks.
This will be an epic murder mystery!
Where the mystery will be "how man ways can you kill an old coot at once?"
Or "how many times can you kill the same old coot?"
Or "Does habeas corpus exist in Equestria and can it be applied if the body has been utterly disintegrated?"
I asked a question to a similar thing in another fic and never got an answer. I feel this actually gives me the answer but I'll still ask just in case.
Have you seen Drawn Together?
I'm in the same boat as Starlight, except the image for me is with Twilight.
I swear I know what this is from but can't remember.
Jackie Chan Adventures
Phrasing
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I've seen it and it might be I got the reference from there, but I don't remember it specifically.
Heh. After referencing your stories so much in "Three More Things", I now spy a JCA reference. :P
And this is going to be epic. Can't wait to see Star Swirl get whacked with a rolled up newspaper.
8554411 go to google images and look up drawn together octopussoir
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I HAVE seen that episode, it just hit me. Dunno if it's a DIRECT reference, but it works.
8554440 I also PMed you about something, but even looking back at my message I can't remember what I was gonna go into. Damn it.
There
You goand dide ina hole you pile of pardon my french shit
Sunset kill him please.
Holy crap... that was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Sunset is going to kick the everloving shit out of that old bastard.
Plus Rainbow hooking up with Flash Magnus. I can totally see that.
For my own sanity I'm going to assume that Celestia is angry at Star Swirl because he hurt her/did something awful to Luna/whatever and Sunset is going to beat his head against the ground, by his horn, until his horn breaks off ... because the other interpretation is just ... just
Holy Sh
! I cannot remember the last time a first chapter made me laugh that hard and that much. I love it.
Also, the SS Shimmy has already arrived. Shit is about to go down.
Sounds like AJ's gonna need to call in a favour with Applebloom and Scoots:
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Well then. Prepare yourself, Fimfiction.
Well then.
This is happening.
Haven't read yet, but here's my reaction this far:
*read title* Eh....
*reads author*....liked, favorited
Dammit Justice...
... WOW.
I'd, be disinclined to stop you.
To be fair, the Crystal Empire is one of the few places where he gets some respect.
HAH!
I'm inclined to agree.
Uh, he was an asshole?
I mean yeah.
Idiosyncrasies. That's, an understatement.
There, there.
Phrasing?
Taking lessons from Rarity I see.
You're more of a Pyro, really.
*evil giggle*
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I absolutely believe you.
Behold, the end shall be painful, for it will be engulfed in fire and brimstone.
your star swirl is 1000X more likable than the one in the show
Nice to know I'm not the only one who thought Star Swirl was a cunt
Kick his ass, Sunset, or slit his throat, whatever works
Calling it now; Sunset is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’s horses. Which one, however, can be left up to debate.
Also, like a rusty and dilapidated overhead sewer main, shit is about to go down.
I predict this will end with Stygian saved and Starswirl banished forever, unless they can get Twilight in on the murder plan.
I Can't WAIT to see more of this!! xD
OH BOY HERE I GO FAVING AGAIN.
The only sad thing is that without a dark tag I'm pretty sure she isn't going to actually reduce him to a grease stain.
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"you'd be surprised what you can live through"
The climax of this is going to be Twilight going psycho isn't it? No way she can absorb all of the abuse with out going from pained to pissed. Maybe he'll visit Luna's moon prison?
Come, Star Swirl, and share in my eternal pain.
Wow. Sunset didn't even wait until Star Swirl had a chance to power up before going Super Saiyan. She is mad. Like, not mad, but mad, and as we all know, the last time she got mad, a literal iceberg literally exploded.
Water isn't even volatile! Do you know how mad you have to be to make water explode?
Oh boy, she's going to solve this mess with the Pony of Shadows, make Star Swirl look like a chump, make Star Swirl cry like a little baby, get the girl... guy... whatever she's into, make her mother proud, avenge her mother, and look good while doing it! Sunset Shimmer is literally the best pony ever and I am so excited!
GO SUNSET! KICK 'EM INNA CROTCH!
This Star Swirl makes Blueblood and Spoiled Rich seem like the nicest ponies in the entire world.
You know what?! Sunset? RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
Sunset bursts into the room, "Twilight, Spike told me about your problem so I'm here to he..."
"Great, more moronic wenches. Is this town where they banish the mares so stallions don't have to listen to them?"
...
"Anyway, I'm here to help. I say we come up with a plan to rebanish the pony of shadows, and if that fails just let Star Light loose and clean up whatever remains after. Thoughts?"
...
"Sunset."
"YES, Twilight?"
"Stop punching Starswirl."
....
....
....
"No."
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Im going with War, possibly Death.
Yay! Deus Ex Shimmer here to save/ruin the day!
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*happy changeling noises*
Whelp Star Swirl is a dead pony walking, I'm going to head to my fireproof bunker and watch the beat down/carnage. Also Sunset I think you might need this so you can castrate Star Swirl, I stole it from some silver hair human who was chasing a blonde human called Cloud. *hands over a very long sword*
Just inflict the Dazzlings on Star Swirl. They get revenge. Star Swirl dies. Everyone wins.
Sunset's gonna need a lot of newspaper
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS STORY!
That episode was good, but Star Swirl was a HUGE ASSHOLE!
Let this great story be told RIGHT!
Love everything about this chapter. Best characters are, AJ, Spike, Starlight, Fluttersly, Rainbow, Rockhoof, Mistmane and soon to be Sunset! 
Much love for the story!
P.S. At the end you said, 'Canterlot Castle' when Star Swirl went to yell at Twilight, think you meant, 'Ponyville Castle' instead.