Sunset is invited to a picnic in Equestria where she attempts to get to know the pony versions of her friends then is asked to open a can of creamed corn. Hilarity ensues… No wait… A trip to the ER ensues. That’s what I meant to say.
Part of the MAD verse.
Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and insta-pony-girl for the Sunset Shimmer picture!
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And thus began the most epic of hate fucks... it went on for three days and nights, and somehow Twilight emerged completely healed, feeling calm in a way she had never experienced, while Trixie fractured her entire body. Both described it as being incredibly satisfying.
Yes, Sunset is an Alicorn! Why did they have to change it in cannon after her event that was worthy of it then just give to humane twilight for nothing?
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What's even stranger is they're finally going to do a special with the EqGs in Equestria and SciTwi is a unicorn in that.
You know, I saw the title in the back end and didn’t think anything of it at first, but to see it on the site…
Goddammit, Justice.
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What's great is this kinda started as me suggesting there was some limit to me coming up with story prompts a couple months back. I actually suggested to myself that "Sunset Shimmer Screams at a Can of Creamed Corn" was a bridge too far. Stopped. Reread what I wrote. Sighed. Then jotted it down for future use.
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"This dildo of mine glows with an awesome power! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!"
Yup, that's pretty much what I was expecting.
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And even stranger when considering Sci-Fi has wings when pony up.
You know, it totally makes sense that Sunset's weakness is precision.
You know, find and replace one word and I’ve seen this exact line before, from you justice. Both Twilights got this treatment. Though Sci-Twi i guess lucked out.
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How about 'Crazy Custody Battle' for the next one, with Twilight's parents going to court to sue Celestia for 'stealing their daughter' with Cadence presiding (for some reason), leading to Twilight's parents getting even by adopting Sunset?
And Discord shows Sunset the best way to deal with the craziness of ponies...popcorn. Lots of popcorn.
Coming this summer, from the one who brought you the site-breaking scream of the year, it’s the sequel no one is asking for:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapples!
This line....This line right here made this entire story.
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your right that is weird.
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It's super weird. I was wondering if this old leaked character reference was just a 4chan troll, but I guess it's not?
Also, why does SciTwi get wings (most of the time) when she ponies up? Did Spike steal them?
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That is um... frighteningly believable.
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That kinda goes with my theory that, since the magic in Canterlot High's world is Equestrian based, it can't tell the difference between Sci-Twi and Princess Twi, which is why Sci-Twi's ponied up form has wings.
Sunset should still totally be an alicorn though...
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I’ve been saying for quite some time that we need Sunset to become an alicorn. I mean, how many things has she done to help defeat evil? I mean, sacrificing herself to keep her friends from completely losing their memories in Forgotten Friendship, combined with the other things she done, should have been more than enough for her to earn her wings. It’s bad enough that they teased wings on her in My Past Is Not Today and Friendship Games, but if they keep making Equestria Girls shorts and movies and don’t give her wings at some point....the fandom will riot.
I mean, why does Sci-Twi get wings, but in the upcoming movie or short, The Other Side, Sci-Twi gets turned into a pony and she’s a unicorn? It’s maddening.
I just remembered the For the Mare who has Everything fic and how you said it was canon for MADverse and i was very suddenly depressed right here.
Only Sunset would come up with such corny puns.
Sunset here is like the Joker: They both always find a way to make witty or funny comments, even if that only leads to more pain and suffering to themselves.
Maybe she just does it for fun?
She's not wrong.
Oh no.
They're not sapient, for one.
OK, what is up with that?
So, you wanna give that shovel back yet, or are you not done digging your own grave?
I imagine.
I can't tell if you're serious or fucking with her.
She's not wrong.
OI!
You are absolutely fucking with her.
No.
Hello, Best Horse.
You would.
This isn't gonna end well.
Correct.
Worth it.
I'm sure you do.
You, are one of the single most terrifying Celestias I know.
And somehow you are more terrifying than Celestia.
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I'm willing to believe that Rainbow Dash is really that stupid. The "creme de la creme" is literally what she described to Sunset and is the reason for the etymology of the turn of phrase, so she just called herself stupid by proxy.
Good to see Vampire Redheart (un)lives on
I was not prepared for simultaneously cringing and laughing this early in the morning.
Well-played.
"CRUSH"
"KILL"
"DESTROY"
"SWAG"
https://goo.gl/images/uB1nDy
Cool we finally get a follow up to "curse your kissable mouth Twilight Sparkle!" I was waiting for that thread to come around again.
Given the introduction of the concept, it took me a while to realize that Sunset was using "Butts" as an expletive and not thinking to herself that it is human-Rarity's interest.
What the fuck did I just—
*Reads quote under author's name*
....I see.
Carry on.
That was unreasonably, stupidly, at times painfully hilarious. Thank you for it. Also, the mention of Wallflower has me wondering how the events of Forgotten Friendship played out in this universe. Especially the reunion. And I imagine Sunset tested the absolute limits of Memory Stone victims to rationalize their altered recollections...
In any case, again, thanks for the corn grenade.
I have to know, does the bucket of milk come from under Twilight's bed?
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With the help of Kyoji!
God.
Dammit.
Justice.
Now that I think about it. Isn't Sunset mad about everything because she, and obviously literally everyone else - but also herself, are just really... REALLY stupid?
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You mean it's not?
It's ALWAYS their fault!
Anyway, got really more laughs than I hoped for, nice work!
A few small typos:
fell down
Sunset and me
a little way off
(I blame anywayS for this vernacular)
What.
Love the (fairly old) Penny Arcade reference.
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It warms the cockles of my heart that someone caught those.
What in the name of all creams corny did I just witness?
Social awkwardness. Physical comedy. GLORIOUS PUNS. And, apparently, Sunset's obsession with BUTTS. So much delightful comedy and silliness that I think my brain blue-screened for a second. I guess you could say I had a KERNEL PANIC.
... I'll see myself out.
Would have been funny if Twilight had gotten Trixies blood
"The Great and powerful Twilight wishes to........ buck"
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I'd swear one of the EQG showrunners said it's because the humans draw magic from their pony counterparts. Hence Sci-Twi with wings.
I can't find the source, though, so maybe it was just a particularly clever fan theory.
And Fluttershy is now broken and Rarity will never be able to use 'leather' again.
Why did I not find this fic sooner? XD
Man, I adore your style and depiction of Sunset Shimmer here. I was laughing from beginning to end, it was great. Perhaps even magnificent. But not great and magnificent-that's Trixie's schtick...Although, she is in this story, so I suppose it is great and magnificent.
Edit: Oh. It was posted 2 days ago. That's why. Still, great story. I really enjoyed reading it.
She just can't deal with this right now.
HOW MANY PUNS DID SUNSET MAKE
Way back, I was going to rule out the Sporktacles explanation for why Sunset doesn't seem to have an alternate universe counterpart for this continuity, much as I favor it in general, simply because it shouldn't lead to Sunset being in an orphanage. Now that I've seen enough of your version of Celestia, I realize that no, that can still follow.
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I understood that reference. ( :
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Keep on saving Equestria AJ. We're counting on you.
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separate dialog.
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This was an utterly amazing addition to the MadVerse. And I love how Sunset just utterly tanked at being sociable with her friends.
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In the best possible way.