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Sunset is invited to a picnic in Equestria where she attempts to get to know the pony versions of her friends then is asked to open a can of creamed corn. Hilarity ensues… No wait… A trip to the ER ensues. That’s what I meant to say.

Part of the MAD verse.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and insta-pony-girl for the Sunset Shimmer picture!

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Twilight turned and let out a frightful “Ah!” as she caught sight of Trixie in a nurse’s outfit looming over her. “Where the heck did you come from?!”

Trixie gave Twilight a smug smirk. “Oh, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight… You know Trixie is a master of misdirection.”

“… Were you hiding under the bed?”

“Just let Trixie make you feel all better,” she murmured as she wrapped her arms around Twilight. This caused Twilight to cringe, partially from the pain, partially from Trixie. “I’ll take good care of you…” she whispered into Twilight’s ear.

And thus began the most epic of hate fucks... it went on for three days and nights, and somehow Twilight emerged completely healed, feeling calm in a way she had never experienced, while Trixie fractured her entire body. Both described it as being incredibly satisfying.

Yes, Sunset is an Alicorn! Why did they have to change it in cannon after her event that was worthy of it then just give to humane twilight for nothing?

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What's even stranger is they're finally going to do a special with the EqGs in Equestria and SciTwi is a unicorn in that.

Majin Syeekoh
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You know, I saw the title in the back end and didn’t think anything of it at first, but to see it on the site…

Goddammit, Justice.

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What's great is this kinda started as me suggesting there was some limit to me coming up with story prompts a couple months back. I actually suggested to myself that "Sunset Shimmer Screams at a Can of Creamed Corn" was a bridge too far. Stopped. Reread what I wrote. Sighed. Then jotted it down for future use.

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"This dildo of mine glows with an awesome power! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!"

Yup, that's pretty much what I was expecting.

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And even stranger when considering Sci-Fi has wings when pony up.

You know, it totally makes sense that Sunset's weakness is precision.

Twilight swallowed. “Trixie! Stop! I’ll scream!”

Trixie grinned manically. “Not if I cover your mouth with mine!”

You know, find and replace one word and I’ve seen this exact line before, from you justice. Both Twilights got this treatment. Though Sci-Twi i guess lucked out.

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How about 'Crazy Custody Battle' for the next one, with Twilight's parents going to court to sue Celestia for 'stealing their daughter' with Cadence presiding (for some reason), leading to Twilight's parents getting even by adopting Sunset?
And Discord shows Sunset the best way to deal with the craziness of ponies...popcorn. Lots of popcorn.

Applejack frowned. “Well that was rude.” She thought for a moment. “Maybe she’s suffering from vitamin ‘A’ deficiency.” Applejack chuckled to herself as she began trotting over to the bushes. “The ‘A’ stands for apple… but it’s also a vitamin in apples.”

Coming this summer, from the one who brought you the site-breaking scream of the year, it’s the sequel no one is asking for:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapples!

Clank!’

“Crush!”

‘Clank!’

“Kill!”

‘Clank!’

“Destroy!”

“Uh, Sunset?” A mare’s voice called out.

‘Clank!’

“Swag!”

“Sunset!”

“BREEEEEEEAAAAAAK!”

‘Clank!’

“SUNSET!”

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

“SUUUUNSET SHIIIIIMER!”

This line....This line right here made this entire story.:rainbowlaugh:

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your right that is weird.

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It's super weird. I was wondering if this old leaked character reference was just a 4chan troll, but I guess it's not?

Also, why does SciTwi get wings (most of the time) when she ponies up? Did Spike steal them?

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That is um... frighteningly believable.

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That kinda goes with my theory that, since the magic in Canterlot High's world is Equestrian based, it can't tell the difference between Sci-Twi and Princess Twi, which is why Sci-Twi's ponied up form has wings.

Sunset should still totally be an alicorn though...

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I’ve been saying for quite some time that we need Sunset to become an alicorn. I mean, how many things has she done to help defeat evil? I mean, sacrificing herself to keep her friends from completely losing their memories in Forgotten Friendship, combined with the other things she done, should have been more than enough for her to earn her wings. It’s bad enough that they teased wings on her in My Past Is Not Today and Friendship Games, but if they keep making Equestria Girls shorts and movies and don’t give her wings at some point....the fandom will riot.

I mean, why does Sci-Twi get wings, but in the upcoming movie or short, The Other Side, Sci-Twi gets turned into a pony and she’s a unicorn? It’s maddening.

“Children, please!” Celestia chastised. “Now that Twilight has had her fun, I want you both on your best behavior while your mommy talks to the nice nurse.”

I just remembered the For the Mare who has Everything fic and how you said it was canon for MADverse and i was very suddenly depressed right here.

“Yeah, sorry about that,” Sunset said. “It’s been a bit of a day… some might say it’s been a bit corn—”

Sunset chuckled. “Okay, sorry. Guess you don’t have an ear for corn jokes after I creamed us both.”

“I can’t BELIEVE you just MAIZE’D ME!” Sunset screamed.

“OKAY! OKAY! I’LL CAN IT!”

“Well, shucks,” Sunset said. “I guess I better husk up before I earn even one more kernel of Twilight’s s corn.”

“Okay, I deserved all that. I am sorry you got hospitalized… Guess I can be a bit of a hot head. ”

Only Sunset would come up with such corny puns.

Sunset here is like the Joker: They both always find a way to make witty or funny comments, even if that only leads to more pain and suffering to themselves.

Sunset frowned. Wait… how would anypony notice if Dash tanned under her light-blue coat?

Maybe she just does it for fun?

Rarity rolled her eyes. “Of course it does.” With an azure glow of her horn, Rarity picked out a large green leaf that was notably sticking out from Fluttershy's mane, likely there because the pony had been out and about with her animal friends and hadn't noticed the new addition. “You practically dress in ‘chic de whatever is outside’ all the time!”

She's not wrong.

“No, it’s just…” Sunset sighed and tried to think of something to say that would improve the situation. “I guess like… I don’t know… I like to wear leather?”

Oh no.

“So you get it from a cow?” Fluttershy asked. “Are cows different where you're from?”

They're not sapient, for one.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTS!

OK, what is up with that?

“Uh… No! I mean… I just got a jacket made out of the stuff when I went over to Equestria!” Sunset insisted. “I just uh… have swapped it for other leather things a couple times! Oh! And it’s… it’s not a big deal over there! Lots of people wear leather! There are entire coats worth of leather! Leather is used for the interior of cars! Motorcycle seats! To make saddles! And I just realized everything I’ve said just makes this sound so much worse!”

So, you wanna give that shovel back yet, or are you not done digging your own grave?

Smiling Sunset rolled her eyes. “If I had a bit for every time a pony said that to me when I was a filly, well…” Sunset thought for a moment. “I guess I’d be a very rich duck!”

I imagine.

Rainbow Dash frowned. “Wait… but you’re a pony here… and something called a hoo-man in the other place?”

I can't tell if you're serious or fucking with her.

Rainbow Dash’s brow furrowed. “Oh… okay…. But that’s even stupider!”

She's not wrong.

Sunset attempted to let her frustration out a vexed sigh. “Well, blame the French, I guess…”

OI!

“…Are they the ones with the crops?”

You are absolutely fucking with her.

“Cool, cool! Erm… Crystal Prep, are they like… some sort of evil conquerors who challenge others to games of Soccer for the control of like… the planet, or something?”

No.

“It better not be Twilight’s!” a blue unicorn with a well-coiffed silver-blue mane declared. “That butt is spoken for!”

Hello, Best Horse.

Trixie sighed. “Okay, you caught me. I was just… pretending so she can stay angry at Twilight.” Trixie flashed a wild smile. “It gets Trixie just so excited!”

You would.

To Sunset, there was never even a choice.

“No,” Sunset said coldly.

This isn't gonna end well.

“Well… shit,” Sunset replied as her eyes rolled back into her head and she passed out.

Correct.

Finish that pun and I’ll make your current injuries seem downright pleasant!” Twilight threatened.

Sunset chuckled. “Okay, sorry. Guess you don’t have an ear for corn jokes after I creamed us both.”

Worth it.

“I KNOW WORSE AND MORE DEBILITATING SPELLS!”

I'm sure you do.

Celestia chuckled to herself. “Okay, now stop,” she said with a smile. “You probably just convinced several nations the apocalypse is happening.”

You, are one of the single most terrifying Celestias I know.

Trixie grinned manically. “Not if I cover your mouth with mine!”

And somehow you are more terrifying than Celestia.

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You are absolutely fucking with her.

I'm willing to believe that Rainbow Dash is really that stupid. The "creme de la creme" is literally what she described to Sunset and is the reason for the etymology of the turn of phrase, so she just called herself stupid by proxy.

Sunset glanced at a window with its blinds drawn and quickly pulled them open with her magic. The blinds made a rustling noise as natural light flooded into the room.

Nurse Redheart hissed and shielded her eyes.

Good to see Vampire Redheart (un)lives on

I was not prepared for simultaneously cringing and laughing this early in the morning.

Well-played.

"CRUSH"
"KILL"
"DESTROY"
"SWAG"
https://goo.gl/images/uB1nDy

Cool we finally get a follow up to "curse your kissable mouth Twilight Sparkle!" I was waiting for that thread to come around again.

Given the introduction of the concept, it took me a while to realize that Sunset was using "Butts" as an expletive and not thinking to herself that it is human-Rarity's interest.

What the fuck did I just—
*Reads quote under author's name*
....I see.

Carry on.

That was unreasonably, stupidly, at times painfully hilarious. Thank you for it. Also, the mention of Wallflower has me wondering how the events of Forgotten Friendship played out in this universe. Especially the reunion. And I imagine Sunset tested the absolute limits of Memory Stone victims to rationalize their altered recollections...

In any case, again, thanks for the corn grenade.

I have to know, does the bucket of milk come from under Twilight's bed?

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With the help of Kyoji!

God.

Dammit.

Justice.

Now that I think about it. Isn't Sunset mad about everything because she, and obviously literally everyone else - but also herself, are just really... REALLY stupid?

Ri2

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You mean it's not?

Sunset attempted to let her frustration out a vexed sigh. “Well, blame the French, I guess…”

It's ALWAYS their fault!

Anyway, got really more laughs than I hoped for, nice work!

A few small typos:

Twilight growled. “That’s not how blood transfusions wo—” a few errant strands of mane hair down from the top of Twilight’s head.

fell down

Okay, well… with Sunset and I up and about,

Sunset and me

she lifted off and quickly dove into a collection of bushes a little ways off.

a little way off
(I blame anywayS for this vernacular)

Love the (fairly old) Penny Arcade reference.

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It warms the cockles of my heart that someone caught those.

What in the name of all creams corny did I just witness?

Social awkwardness. Physical comedy. GLORIOUS PUNS. And, apparently, Sunset's obsession with BUTTS. So much delightful comedy and silliness that I think my brain blue-screened for a second. I guess you could say I had a KERNEL PANIC.

... I'll see myself out.

Would have been funny if Twilight had gotten Trixies blood :trollestia:

"The Great and powerful Twilight wishes to........ buck"

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I'd swear one of the EQG showrunners said it's because the humans draw magic from their pony counterparts. Hence Sci-Twi with wings.

I can't find the source, though, so maybe it was just a particularly clever fan theory.

And Fluttershy is now broken and Rarity will never be able to use 'leather' again.

Why did I not find this fic sooner? XD

Man, I adore your style and depiction of Sunset Shimmer here. I was laughing from beginning to end, it was great. Perhaps even magnificent. But not great and magnificent-that's Trixie's schtick...Although, she is in this story, so I suppose it is great and magnificent.

Edit: Oh. It was posted 2 days ago. That's why. Still, great story. I really enjoyed reading it.

“Open, damnit. Open!” she shouted at the can.

She just can't deal with this right now.

HOW MANY PUNS DID SUNSET MAKE

Way back, I was going to rule out the Sporktacles explanation for why Sunset doesn't seem to have an alternate universe counterpart for this continuity, much as I favor it in general, simply because it shouldn't lead to Sunset being in an orphanage. Now that I've seen enough of your version of Celestia, I realize that no, that can still follow.

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I understood that reference. ( :

Applejack, was surprise, delivering enough apples to keep an army of Equestrian doctors away forever as Pinkie Pie excitedly bounded up and down next to her orange friend.

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Keep on saving Equestria AJ. We're counting on you.
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“Er…” Sunset rubbed the back of her head. “Right! But I think you meant to say the ‘cream of the crop’!“What? No!” Rainbow Dash insisted. “Why’d I say that? Cream doesn’t even come from a plant!”

separate dialog.
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Applejack shrugged. “Works for me! I’ve been force-feedin’ ponies apples since I got here so they wouldn’t need ta see doctors.”

Ah
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This was an utterly amazing addition to the MadVerse. And I love how Sunset just utterly tanked at being sociable with her friends.

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In the best possible way.

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