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Twilight Sparkle’s bout with alicorn allergies might be mostly solved, but she’s hardly the only alicorn in Equestria.

Follow up to the Ail-icorn short.

Tied into the Madverse and the, still in progress, Broken storyline.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolve.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 153 )

How DARE you execute your story continuation before me. LOL, nice job so far.



Also, before she was cured, Twilight's horn was swol.

XD

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Sunset's ramblings.

In any case, this promises to be delightfully insane. Looking forward to more... though I suspect that Manehattan will burn to the ground by the time the day is over.

oh god, this is hilarious!
...I kinda hope once the 'side effect' wears off the others, Sunset takes the potion so we can see Celestia with baby Sunny.

You know, I was wishing that they had included all of the other Princesses in that short.

This...is so much better!

I wondered how long it would be before someone did a follow up to that short. I am SO FREAKING HAPPY that it was you. Gimme ALL the MADness.

Justice... please, never change, this is ABSOLUTELY BONKERS. And hilarious like only the MADverse can be. Thank you for it, we truly appreciate it :twilightsmile:

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Don't worry, I'm certain that the M rated side chapter while she takes Spike's double cannons for a ride will come sooner or latter.

Well this...is certainly a thing. A thing that is happening.

Spike continues to be the only sane character within a hundred mile radius. Good for him.

This probably won't end with Spike and Sunset locked in a room for a week. But it would be amusing if it did!

Keeping Starlight well away from all this is very, very wise.

Someone else knows about draconic/lizardfolk/reptile anatomy. Oh dear. And I suppose that answers the questions about 'how many holes at once' raised.

Well. That's certainly ONE interpretation on the phrase 'played me like a fiddle'...

Spike huffed out a sigh as he scooched baby Luna into Twilight’s bed. The tiny alicorn seemed to instinctively cuddle up to her ‘big’ sister who was already busy being cuddled by what had to be a barely conscious baby Twilight. Despite the nearly unconscious state the babies had to be in, baby Cadance seemingly took closed-eyed umbrage with her position at the end next to Twilight and crawled her length across the other three babies before passing out.

DAAAAAWWW!

mixing adorable babies with sexual innuendos almost never turns out well.....

but you sir have some how made it work, well done. :trixieshiftright:

Bravo!

FLURRY HEART WILL DESTROY US ALL.

I always did wonder what happened to those fruit-animal abominations Twilight created, and why she never used that trick when it could have been useful (Sure, you're a GIANT SPIDER, but those multiple eyes of yours? Guess what - they're bananas now!)

You know, when I read the synopsis for this, my first thought was, “Oh my Celestia. If Cadance has this allergy, then the Crystal Empire is in for the biggest orgy that would put the one in Drunken Sex Party series to shame.” My second thought was, “Dear Celestia, please don’t let Flurry Heart have this. This Eldritch Abomination would destroy all of Equestria.”

You SIR, have exceeded my expectations. Bravo.

Now then onto my corny jokes:

or maybe the baby that decided her alarm clock would be much more fun as a massive yellow bird with a giant neck that had a lot to say about numbers and the alphabet that the FOURTH baby had me compulsively hug before said large talking bird was turned into Equestria’s biggest pineapple by baby three as I was STILL hugging it,

*Singing* Can you tell me how to get....How to get to Sesame Street.

Spike threw his claws into the air. “Filly, do I need to slap the overactive teenage hormones out of your system?!”

“Cool! Start with my flank-No, no!” Sunset said hastily as she waved a forehoof in front of her.

I ship it.

“Quickly, Spike! Mount me and let’s get off together!”

:facehoof:

Just no words, Sunset. Just none.

The only flaw in their thinking... that I'm going to focus on is that while it may be a bad idea to keep the fact the alicorns are babies from Starlight Glimmer, they should tell her about The Crystal Empire. Pretty sure she would utterly terrify whichever dimension it was in to get Sunburst back... and the rest of the empire too... maybe...

“Help! HELP! My bed has come alive and it’s trying to DEVOUR me in revenge for years of wearing my pointy golden crown and hoofwear to BED! HEEEEEEE—”

:rainbowlaugh:

At least Flurry will get to have a play date with all the baby-fied alicorns.:pinkiecrazy:

Lol, this is a masterpiece. The sex jokes are especially funny. Makes me wonder how far you'll push the line with a Teen rating. Oh, and.......

And together we're going to run around, Spike! We're going to... going to do all kinds of wonderful things, Spike. Just you and me, Spike. The outside world is our enemy, Spike, we're the only friends we've got, Spike! It's just Sunset and Spike. Sunset and Spike and their adventures, Spike.. SUNSET AND SPIKE FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Sunset and Spike.. some...things.. Erm… Me and you runnin' around and... Sunset and Spike time... all day long forever! All a hundred days Sunset and Spike! forever a hundred times…! OVER and over Spike and Sunset... adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Sunset and Spike dot com w..w..w... Sunset and Spike adventures a hundred years! Every minute Sunset and Spike dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Sunset and Spike dot com..."

.....Don't worry, season 4 will release one day.

but I’m beginning to see why he sits a lot of out misadventures out.

Our.


It’s nice to see someone taking a good concept and doing something more with it. Looking forward to more.

Sex, a Star Wars ref, a Rickj and Morty Ref, FIM and EG, and alicorns? My cup of tea!

Its not that bizarre or insane... I mean, look at the official short. THAT was bizarre. This is just... extrapolation.

And hilarious!

My biggest question is... /why/ are all the Alicorns having this kind of reaction? What is causing it? What are they allergic too? And has this happened before? Obviously Twilight and Sunset would be new at it, but Celly, Lulu, and Cadance would have known it was coming...

Possibly feeling left out, baby Twilight stuck out her tongue as her horn glowed magenta. With a ‘Pomff’ she was suddenly on the ground with the other Princesses to join in their rousing game of ‘Pat, pat, swat, giggle, giggle, swat!’

RECRUIT THOSE ALICORN BABIES TO THE GOVERNMENT GOD DAMN IT!!! THEY KNOW S.W.A.T TACTICS!!! GET THEM IN RACCOON CITY NEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

“Oh, yes… Yes!” Cadance’s lust filled cries called out. “Give it to me! Call me a slut!”

“Haha, you take the hoof, you dirty slut!” Cadance’s own voice replied.

Oh dear... She found the mirror pool and looked into it, didn't she? So even after taking the cure, there's a sex-crazed nympho Cadence running around sneezing on people. Because it makes her better at her job.

“That’s, uh, certainly advice!” Sunset replied. “Okay! We got this~!” Sunset warbled in an odd sing-song tone. “I know things seem bad, and messed up, Fixer-tap-dancing-Christ practically everyone I know and love wants all kinds of inside my pants, but WE. WILL. MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN!” Sunset declared as her turquoise eyes betrayed the fact that her brain had clearly packed its bags and was desperate to catch a train that was about to leave the station. “And together we're going to run around, Spike! We're going to... going to do all kinds of wonderful things, Spike. Just you and me, Spike. The outside world is our enemy, Spike, we're the only friends we've got, Spike! It's just Sunset and Spike. Sunset and Spike and their adventures, Spike.. SUNSET AND SPIKE FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Sunset and Spike.. some...things.. Erm… Me and you runnin' around and... Sunset and Spike time... all day long forever! All a hundred days Sunset and Spike! forever a hundred times…! OVER and over Spike and Sunset... adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Sunset and Spike dot com w..w..w... Sunset and Spike adventures a hundred years! Every minute Sunset and Spike dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Sunset and Spike dot com..."

Rick and Morty, would be so proud!
But, you are my hero right now. Your stories are hella funny, and this one is no exception. If anything you are among a small few who can really do, Babysitter Spike (Sp - pike), real...... Justice!:pinkiehappy:

I'll see myself out.:twilightsheepish:

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She found the mirror pool and looked into it, didn't she?

First, looking into it isn't enough. She has to go into it.
Second: I'm now imagining dozens of Cadances running around Ponyville shouting "Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!"

I ended up reading this story again and gained a new appreciation to for the sexual and otherwise humor. I'm still curious about how far you'll push the sexual innuendo without moving over to an M rating. It should be noted, however, that if you decided to just go all in and bump this story up to an M rating, I would be all for it. Just put'n it out there....

Oh sweet Celestia, I thought Cadence was f*yay*king herself! That is infinitely worse than that.

“You do realize, of course,” Luna began, “that Star Swirl would be included in this hypothetical activity?”

God damn it, Luna! Why'd you have to make it gross?!

They're getting better at disaster planning from hard won experience. They've hammered out working contingencies to make sure Starlight doesn't find out about anything she might not need to know about. Since we've managed to rule out everypony else as sources, I'm guessing Starlight's the source of whatever drug package Star Swirl is on - I mean, she knows he's a thing and clearly has some project keeping her occupied... although it's just as possible a combination of the self-inflicted responsibility train which half-broke Sunbutt and Junior and goat slime means he hasn't really been himself for a very long time. I'm fine with that, by the by. He's certainly great at being a bastard, but long-term I'm kind of missing my previous image of the guy who packed a wand of wonder for parties and wrote an entire book of beard poetry on a drunk bet. Happy to see Chryssi too. It occurs to me Cadance may have deliberately chosen to leave her daughter - and more importantly, husband - in the care of Queen Chrysalis, but she wasn't expecting the other "hot babysitter" to turn up. Much less turn up hot and bothered. And we've seen that potentially Sunset and Chrysalis can have great rapport...

I don't actually think a hemipenis would be that versatile. They're generally not so much "double" as "forked" at a point which isn't that porn-useful. Still, a tail, fingers and a long enough tongue ought to make up for it in hole-filling quantity. Spike and Sunset have something else in common right now - a serious peeve with their mirrored circles of friends who have definitely abandoned Spike to babysitting and we can presume were more hindrance than help to Sunset. Can't help but wonder how much cooling-off time there'll be between the point they finally have nothing better to think about than revenge and actual revenge planning.

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It might not even be a single agent - alicorns ought to be vulnerable to any microorganism which interacts with tribe-specific magic, so maybe this is a synergy caused by simultaneously having earth pony-, pegasus-, and unicorn-specific versions of the cold which can't normally interact in a single body? Maybe Celestia's seasonal routine managed for a long time to keep her away from at least some of whatever does this, until now when we have alicorns traveling everywhere and meeting up regularly to cross-infect.

Next chapter will have a sick baby Flurry, Chrysalis, and Sunset...

I don't know whether to get popcorn or a bomb suit.

Much like all your stories I've read, this just keeps getting better and better.

“Right, no one is asking you to,” Sunset said. She again turned back to Zecora. “Listen, I know you just met me and this is crazy, but the world is in danger, so please get on the bed with all the babies.”

🎶Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But the world is in danger,
So get on the bed with the babies!
I could not resist, and have no regrets.

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