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How DARE you execute your story continuation before me. LOL, nice job so far.
Also, before she was cured, Twilight's horn was swol.
XD
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Sunset's ramblings.
In any case, this promises to be delightfully insane. Looking forward to more... though I suspect that Manehattan will burn to the ground by the time the day is over.
oh god, this is hilarious!
...I kinda hope once the 'side effect' wears off the others, Sunset takes the potion so we can see Celestia with baby Sunny.
You know, I was wishing that they had included all of the other Princesses in that short.
This...is so much better!
I wondered how long it would be before someone did a follow up to that short. I am SO FREAKING HAPPY that it was you. Gimme ALL the MADness.
How did I know that someone was going to write this story?
I MUST INFORM DOCTOR WOLF AT ONCE!!!
MOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!
Oh, Sunset really needs to get laid...
Justice... please, never change, this is ABSOLUTELY BONKERS. And hilarious like only the MADverse can be. Thank you for it, we truly appreciate it
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Don't worry, I'm certain that the M rated side chapter while she takes Spike's double cannons for a ride will come sooner or latter.
Well this...is certainly a thing. A thing that is happening.
Spike continues to be the only sane character within a hundred mile radius. Good for him.
This probably won't end with Spike and Sunset locked in a room for a week. But it would be amusing if it did!
Keeping Starlight well away from all this is very, very wise.
Someone else knows about draconic/lizardfolk/reptile anatomy. Oh dear. And I suppose that answers the questions about 'how many holes at once' raised.
Well. That's certainly ONE interpretation on the phrase 'played me like a fiddle'...
What is that song sunset tries to sing at the end?
Sunset part of this story was absolutely awsome.
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Ideally by Spike, for the lulz
So...if Flurry gets the cure, does she turn into a zygote?
This was perfect.
DAAAAAWWW!
This is hilarious.
mixing adorable babies with sexual innuendos almost never turns out well.....
but you sir have some how made it work, well done.
Bravo!
FLURRY HEART WILL DESTROY US ALL.
I always did wonder what happened to those fruit-animal abominations Twilight created, and why she never used that trick when it could have been useful (Sure, you're a GIANT SPIDER, but those multiple eyes of yours? Guess what - they're bananas now!)
I have read that taviscratch comic.
You know, when I read the synopsis for this, my first thought was, “Oh my Celestia. If Cadance has this allergy, then the Crystal Empire is in for the biggest orgy that would put the one in Drunken Sex Party series to shame.” My second thought was, “Dear Celestia, please don’t let Flurry Heart have this. This Eldritch Abomination would destroy all of Equestria.”
You SIR, have exceeded my expectations. Bravo.
Now then onto my corny jokes:
*Singing* Can you tell me how to get....How to get to Sesame Street.
I ship it.
Just no words, Sunset. Just none.
Another delightfully insane story.
5 bits on glim glam having the solution that works this time.
The only flaw in their thinking... that I'm going to focus on is that while it may be a bad idea to keep the fact the alicorns are babies from Starlight Glimmer, they should tell her about The Crystal Empire. Pretty sure she would utterly terrify whichever dimension it was in to get Sunburst back... and the rest of the empire too... maybe...
At least Flurry will get to have a play date with all the baby-fied alicorns.
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It's the theme to the Never Ending Story.
Lol, this is a masterpiece. The sex jokes are especially funny. Makes me wonder how far you'll push the line with a Teen rating. Oh, and.......
.....Don't worry, season 4 will release one day.
Our.
It’s nice to see someone taking a good concept and doing something more with it. Looking forward to more.
Sex, a Star Wars ref, a Rickj and Morty Ref, FIM and EG, and alicorns? My cup of tea!
What the hell did I just read?
Its not that bizarre or insane... I mean, look at the official short. THAT was bizarre. This is just... extrapolation.
And hilarious!
My biggest question is... /why/ are all the Alicorns having this kind of reaction? What is causing it? What are they allergic too? And has this happened before? Obviously Twilight and Sunset would be new at it, but Celly, Lulu, and Cadance would have known it was coming...
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I'll take that bet. Glim-Glam's not-so-great track record speaks for itself.
Oh dear... She found the mirror pool and looked into it, didn't she? So even after taking the cure, there's a sex-crazed nympho Cadence running around sneezing on people. Because it makes her better at her job.
Rick and Morty, would be so proud!
But, you are my hero right now. Your stories are hella funny, and this one is no exception. If anything you are among a small few who can really do, Babysitter Spike (Sp - pike), real...... Justice!
I'll see myself out.
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First, looking into it isn't enough. She has to go into it.
Second: I'm now imagining dozens of Cadances running around Ponyville shouting "Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!"
I ended up reading this story again and gained a new appreciation to for the sexual and otherwise humor. I'm still curious about how far you'll push the sexual innuendo without moving over to an M rating. It should be noted, however, that if you decided to just go all in and bump this story up to an M rating, I would be all for it. Just put'n it out there....
Oh sweet Celestia, I thought Cadence was f*yay*king herself! That is infinitely worse than that.
God damn it, Luna! Why'd you have to make it gross?!
Least Spike's not sick with Vacuum Flank Hump.
Did Sunset ever get that Szechwuan Sauce?
They're getting better at disaster planning from hard won experience. They've hammered out working contingencies to make sure Starlight doesn't find out about anything she might not need to know about. Since we've managed to rule out everypony else as sources, I'm guessing Starlight's the source of whatever drug package Star Swirl is on - I mean, she knows he's a thing and clearly has some project keeping her occupied... although it's just as possible a combination of the self-inflicted responsibility train which half-broke Sunbutt and Junior and goat slime means he hasn't really been himself for a very long time. I'm fine with that, by the by. He's certainly great at being a bastard, but long-term I'm kind of missing my previous image of the guy who packed a wand of wonder for parties and wrote an entire book of beard poetry on a drunk bet. Happy to see Chryssi too. It occurs to me Cadance may have deliberately chosen to leave her daughter - and more importantly, husband - in the care of Queen Chrysalis, but she wasn't expecting the other "hot babysitter" to turn up. Much less turn up hot and bothered. And we've seen that potentially Sunset and Chrysalis can have great rapport...
I don't actually think a hemipenis would be that versatile. They're generally not so much "double" as "forked" at a point which isn't that porn-useful. Still, a tail, fingers and a long enough tongue ought to make up for it in hole-filling quantity. Spike and Sunset have something else in common right now - a serious peeve with their mirrored circles of friends who have definitely abandoned Spike to babysitting and we can presume were more hindrance than help to Sunset. Can't help but wonder how much cooling-off time there'll be between the point they finally have nothing better to think about than revenge and actual revenge planning.
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It might not even be a single agent - alicorns ought to be vulnerable to any microorganism which interacts with tribe-specific magic, so maybe this is a synergy caused by simultaneously having earth pony-, pegasus-, and unicorn-specific versions of the cold which can't normally interact in a single body? Maybe Celestia's seasonal routine managed for a long time to keep her away from at least some of whatever does this, until now when we have alicorns traveling everywhere and meeting up regularly to cross-infect.
Oh no! More MADness! More hilarious, insane MADness!
Next chapter will have a sick baby Flurry, Chrysalis, and Sunset...
I don't know whether to get popcorn or a bomb suit.
Much like all your stories I've read, this just keeps getting better and better.
🎶Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But the world is in danger,
So get on the bed with the babies!
I could not resist, and have no regrets.
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Why not both?
Oh dear. This will not end well at all.
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Both. Just get both. You'll need them.
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I have a strange feeling that the opposite effect is going to happen to Flurry, and that we'll end-up with an older, wiser Flurry Heart and babies all around, just to complete the insanity.
Just a hunch...