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During the course of a sleepover at Ponyville Castle, it is revealed that neither Twilight nor any of her friends have ever kissed a stallion. Things quickly get competitive, and soon Spike, the only male within striking distance, is forced to run for his life.
EDIT: WOW! Already featured only a few hours after publishing 6/20/17! Thank you all!
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You know, for what I read of the description, that was a surprisingly good read. Nice job.
Liked for cover pic.
Also for funny story.
But dat cover pic tho.
Damn RD's a bitch.
Easily the best paragraph I've read on this site in this whole month.
Damn, good thing she's already in her crying closet. I wonder if RD'll be there when she comes out of the closet...
I hope this list isn't for you too. I'd love to read a story about Celestia's' butt.
Hahahaha! Dashie called Starlight a lesbian for Trixie!
Pretty silly story! I wish Spike could have gotten his dream kiss from Rarity though.
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I'm really glad you all enjoyed. Thank you for your praise, I hope I'm worthy of it!
Ha! I enjoyed this a lot. Well done.
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Thanks so much for the follow- I'm glad you liked it!
I'd love to see more of this!
This is so awesom!!
Please please do a Cuddle war sequel!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.
That's..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................interesting
You glorious bastard, that was so smooth.
done reading.
my mind is now...
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You're welcome!
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I am smooth and tannic, like a finely aged Tempranillo.
Twist ending, Spike is gay! Also can we get a prequel to explain how and why he kissed Trixie?
Oh my! Fluttershy has hypnotic powers!
Neat.
Great story! It's a well deserved feature, and hands down the best story I've read this week. You nailed Starlight Glimmer's character/dialogue to a T, and the others too!
Awesome job, keep it up!
*Writes down on a blank note pad*
I demand a sequel!
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I'm so glad I got the characterization right- thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed!
Technically, even if you kiss Spike, you still haven't kissed ANY PONY. You just kissed a dragon. So it's got to be said you did a DRAKE job with the description there, buddy.
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Once upon a time Trixie offered Spike a bag full of gems from when she worked at the rock farm, and he kissed her.
The end.
Damn it not again!
run Spike run
Imma smiling!
Oh, this is hilarious!
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I'm very confused and concerned.
So....question: Can I kiss you?
And that is why... Starlight is the new mane character.
Starlight Glimmer is a f**king genius.
That is all.
Craine...
Have not read yet and hit the End key to avoid comments, but just going by picture and title all I have to say is this.
*ahem*
Run, Spike, RUN!!!
(Will oet you know what I though after reading)
OK that was funny, might just add a feel good laugh shelf in my bookcase.
it's just like my harem animes.
I loved this story, it was rather hilarious, but I also feel really bad for spike. He was given no respect for his feelings and even when starlight "protected" him, she still took advantage of him. Additionally Twilight punishing him and demeaning him because she didn't get her way seemed a bit harsh on the dude. Don't get me wrong, I did thoroughly enjoy this, but my soul would feel better if there was a sequel made where the seven of them truly made it up to spike. Twilight especially
That was cute! Thanks for the laughs!
Good fun story
I mean, okay.
Good on ya, Spike 👌
That synopsis doesn't sound creepy at all. A bunch of adults want to kiss a child when he clearly doesn't want it.
People really like shipping adults with children, don't they?
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That is, if you consider the ponies to be *adults* and Spike to be a *child*. In my mind it's a little more like an old teen/young teen thing.
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Yes a sequel where each of the girls gets a kiss from Spike and it soon devolves into somehow the whole town wanting to lock lips with Spike
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Suppose it's up to interpretation, as there's no real confirmation of what age he is.
Since he kissed Trixie, that means he must be no longer a virgin with somepony else.
That was fun.
Funny little story. Nice work man
The Glimz always Winz
Wow. Why the hell can't girls run after me like that?
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I got 10 bits that it would be Moondancer.
My grin didn't leave my face till the end. Excellent story!
Sorry Spike!
By far one of the most hilarious stories I've read on Fimfiction
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Starlight, you.....you...sassy, awesome b
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