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CategoricalGrant


I write stories about cuddling ponies because when I try to cuddle people they scream and run away

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For years, Pinkie Pie has helped the Cakes raise money for a charity that benefits orphaned foals; and this year, Pinkie is running a kissing booth! Rarity joins her old friend to help run it, but her notoriously fragile self-perception is grievously injured in the process when nopony seems to want to kiss her.

Why in Equestria won't anypony kiss Rarity!? Something is going on...

Sparity shipping story with gratuitous Raripie friendshipping on the side.

Cover art by Probablydnon.

EDIT: Made non-mature featured list on 7/10/18! Hooray!

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mrk
mrk #2 · 1 week ago · · ·

Devious. You know, Spike can have self respect without being all manipulative.

Bro. I died laughing at the end!!!!

Great Story CGrant, and Thanks for the Cameo!!!
Also for anyone who was wondering I was the dark gray royal guard who was probably not supposed to be standing in line for a kissing booth.

“When you save the Crystal Empire you can cut to the front of the line too,” Pinkie Pie quickly answered

so does helping to save the ponies of Equestria not count or is due to the fact that it was not this timeline's Cloudy Arrow that did it.
(more on that here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/405389/a-true-mother)
also wheres the dark tag???

On the one hoof, I want to frown and have something done between Rarity and Spike to address the outstanding ethical problem with what occurred. On the other claw however, I want to laugh and cheer for the humor involved. Thanks for writing!

9033651
Thank you :D
Don't worry, they'll work things out! Friendship is Magic!

Ahem! Why is this rated s*x? 0_0 :applejackconfused:

9033679
No actual sex, but there is a makeout scene. I tend to err on the side of caution so I don't get in trouble :)

Hillbe #9 · 1 week ago · · ·

:facehoof: :pinkiehappy::twilightoops::moustache::raritywink:
:rainbowlaugh: and that's how Spike caught the unicorn flu.
:moustache: Worth every boogger filed sneeze

Is the Sex tag necessary ?

While good Spike and Rarity moments are rare, the Sex tag almost threw me off.

Romance tag? sure.
Sex tag? For kissing booths? Out of place and will draw in or turn away readers for something that is not there.

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I debated whether or not to slap it on and ended up doing so just for safety's sake.

Great work.

This was interesting and funny for sure. I am kinda pissed at Spike since he pretty much negged Rarity into kissing him. And negging is one of the most shitty fucked up things a guy can do. So Spike DOES lose some points with me there for sure. The Starlight thing makes light of it so you don't think too much on it but is was still kinda of a messed up thing to do. But it was funny so that kind of works out. I would love to see more Sparity things from you in the future for sure.

Starlight's end response was perfect.

apathy is the death

Shut up Kreia! You're not my mom!

9034637
Haha! Someone got it! :3

Pinkie Pie’s eyes narrowed. Slowly, she leaned in toward Rarity, stopping only when their muzzles bumped into each other. “Rarity.”

Rarity glanced around awkwardly. “Uhm...yes, dear?”

Let them eat cake

Wouldn't be surprised if Spike's draconic greed had some unspoken role in all of this. After all, Rarity is like a precious gem that Spike treasures, and everypony knows that stealing a dragon's treasure is a near-suicidal idea.

Yeah, I was going to say absolutely adorable, but I have to agree with 9033875 here on this. Spike pretty much bullying all the other guys into not kissing Rarity just so he could have his chance? I don't even find it funny in the slightest, actually considering how messed up it is. That's just plain jackass behavior. Sorry Rares, but I really think you should choose someone else in Ponyville.

He's been working this game for 8 seasons. You better believe he's gonna lock it down any way he can. I don't exactly approve of how he did it, that last little exchange with Starlight highlights that, but still. Sparity forever!

I want this to happen!

9034675
Hey CGrant,
what video game were you referencing?
also wheres the dark tag?
sincerely,
Cloudy Arrow

9035039
It’s a great line from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords

This story was a sick read. I loved how you could feel Spike's action in the story and how Light he was in his planning of the situation. And starlight at the end was a good cap off.

9034854
Won't happen. Unless you believe Rarity a pedophile.

9035422 :ajbemused: Of course not. When he's older.

Spike you crafty little shit.:trollestia:

Dafuq did I just read?:rainbowhuh:

9036069
Glory Incarnate.

I'm so proud of you!!!!

I may have downvoted this story, but Starlight's line reminded me of this:

freefall.purrsia.com/ff1700/fc01698.png

And here was I, thinking that the Spa in Sparity standed for Sparkle.


A good laugh nontheless

“ RARITY! ” Pinkie Pie cried from the megaphone, causing the assailant to break the wet kiss and jolt away from Spike. “ THIS IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY EVENT! ”

My thought exactly :rainbowlaugh:

Still, very good story though! Rarity is best pony!:raritywink:

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WooHoo this Story got featured!!!!:yay:

9037641
Hey, good catch! Looks like it made the non-mature featured list!

A single zebra, clearly from out of town, glanced around for a moment before taking two steps out of line. He was quickly pulled back into the primary line by his tail, where the pony behind him surreptitiously drew his hoof across his throat in a friendly warning.

That's me:moustache:

* I see the ending*
Whaaaaa? :derpyderp2:

Bonus chapter of Rarity picking up with Spike where they left off.

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PLEASE DO THAT!

I love Sparity. I want more of it.

Might have liked it if not for the indirect negging.

We're all proud of you, Spike.

Good story!:moustache:

I love this!
It's funny and memorable! Great story!

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