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... I want the sequel where twilight gets a cock
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I'll consider actually writing one if enough people honestly want it
I don't know what I expected... was it this?
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I was just trying to make myself feel better because sick. I have no better excuse for this story
7984981 Well, no better reason I guess... It was pretty funny.
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This . . . Just, so much win !
It reminded me of the George Carlin routine about the DEA agents first day on the job, when he didn't know about the slang.
WishyWish, even knocked out by illness, you are still awesome!
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Blame Abbott and Costello. Well...plus lewd ponies.
I see what you did there. Certainly made me feel better.
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DID YOU SEE IT REALLY
Well if you feel better too, then it did it's job!
7984948 Me too. This is a hilarious story.
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Well that's two!
7985132 Yep! Will there be a sequel?
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What, Spike being Twilight's cock isn't enough?
7984948 Me three
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Are you being served? Because Rarity is Miss Slocum?
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I'm sorry, but that question is better asked of my cock.
This so reminds me of another story that had a somewhat similar plot.
This was hilarious! It was just as I expected to be, and I loved it! This needs a sequel!
Dear Celestia... what have I just read.
I'm feeling frustrated/entertained/angry/satisfied at reading this.
I knew exactly what is would be by the title. I knew exactly what would happen. I knew exactly what the characters would say and how they reacted. I knew exactly what the eventual outcome would be. I knew exactly what type of jokes we would get along the way. I knew exactly how mindless and outright ridiculous this fic would be, I knew it was obviously bait...
... and yet I 100% made the choice to click it anyways. I knew what I was getting myself into, but I didn't care. I just had to bite. As I read every sentence, my brain yelled at me to stop, to look away, to end the torture. But I couldn't. I wouldn't. It's like a trainwreck. It's horrible, and you should look away, there is no way there is something good there, but for some unspeakable reason, you just have to keep looking. There is a strange fascination with seeing something so terrible and being entertained by it...
Let's put it like this. I say all these things about the fic, but somehow, you still got me. Maybe because of the good writing, the pacing, the humor, the outright hilarity, or all of the above, but whatever the case, you managed to get me to click on such a ridiculous story.
You have no idea how great this fic is, to achieve something like that. Excellent job, well done!
The best part is how they just keep going, totally oblivious to what's coming out of their mouths.
I'm dieing lol lol
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Now that you mention it, this does seem like a clickbait story. I promise though, nothing quite so complex or nefarious went into it's creation. I've been really sick since Friday - I busted this out in two hours when my brain was having a manic moment attempting to make me feel better with laughter. When I was done, I thought...well heck, you have a story here. Why not publish it! I'll be the first to say the intention this time around was not to write something epic, as I was in no condition to think to hard at the time!
I'm taking it you had a shamefully good time with this shameful story, which I'm glad for.
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I was going for something akin to an Abbott and Costello routine. The thing that makes them work is how one of them is able to go on through the whole thing with absolutely no knowledge that anything is amiss, while the other is like WHAT??
7985399 It's a old TV show with this kind of comedy.
Absolutely amazing.
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+1 to the want it need it pile, pls.
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Of all the stories to get mass sequel requests on
Can someone explain what I read was it metaphor or something I didn't get it. Please someone explain this PLEASE? Liked the story since it got me confused.
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penis= cock= chicken (rooster, actually)
vagina= pussy= cat
semen= babybatter= some special cake mix
7987100 Oooh that makes sense thanks!
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What he said, basically. "Bitch" also refers to Winona, and "plot" refers to a plot of land. Rarity is talking about Opalescence, who is apparently getting into fights with a rooster Rarity got from Fluttershy, and getting doused in a water trough or something. All of which is occurring on Rarity's plot of land.
What have you done?
I have so much wat right now.
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No, no. What's on second. The wet pussy is our shortstop.
Behold the inspiration for this bizarre story. For those of you who may not be familiar-
Dear wishy wish, We at the Reviewers Cafe would to say- HALP!! WE'RE DYIN!! xD
loved it. and my fellow members thoroughly enjoyed it.
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...good lord I might seriously have to write another. So glad you all enjoyed it, review as you please!
This story made me sound like a dying whale. Thank you for making my day bro. You get a favourite
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Glad it did it's job, thanks for checking out the wet pussy
Haven't read yet, but what the hell is with that word count?
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ONLY 1 word in a 4,000 odd story
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I have no idea what's up with the word count. But I've noticed that happens to a fair number of stories on here. They report as having only 1, or zero words, regardless of how many the story actually has. Site glitch of some kind I guess.
Heheheheheh growing up in the boondocks and having do similar things to people from the city cracked me up as I imagined Twi and Spikes faces and yes me and sis pulled the goats beard trick on a few as well. :3
...How does writing a story cure an illness?
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Because laughter is the best medicine, my friend
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Yes, that was mentioned below. Some sort of site glitch I guess. Not the first time I've seen it.
My, that was an already long 1 word story...
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I am damn smooth at making a funny using only one word. Or so Fimfiction claims.
This story made me giggle like a little kid and and made my cheeks burn, good work